Recap: Week Of March 8

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

March 8: Overtly Sexual Apps Return – Apple Fails To Enforce New Policy?

March 9: Determined To Bring Sexy Back, Developer Forced To Publish ‘I Love Burgers’ Fetish App

March 10: “This Is My Gift To All Current And Future iPhone Users” – Fart Dialer

March 11: Get Your Shit Together Apple – Hooters App Approved, Banned, Re-Approved, Re-Banned

March 12: Fart Smeller iPhone App – Enough Said

March 13: Crazy Frogs Jump For Their Lives – Dizzypad Game Review

March 14, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | View Comments 

Recap: Week Of March 1 – plus App Star Awards 2nd Edition

iphone3g krapps 2 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

March 1: Exclusive: Steve Jobs And Bill Gates Turn Guido!

March 2: Poker Vs. Strong Female Role Models App – Result Of Apple’s ‘Overtly Sexual’ Policy

March 3: Amazing Dirty Sex City Names For iPhone – Really, Really Bad (Names)

March 4: Star Walk App – Because Having The Entire Universe On Your iPhone Is Freakin’ Cool

March 5: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz iPhone App – Why Didn’t We Think Of That?

March 6: Go Ask Alice: Alice’s Adventures – Rabbit Hole Of Death iPhone Game

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App Star Awards 2nd Edition
(aka – I Listen To Bands That Don’t Even Exist Yet)

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Never mind the Oscars (da shame, snubbing The Hangover and Zombieland), we have some real awards news. Coming soon is the 2nd edition of the App Star Awards. What’s killer about these awards is that it’s totally unique … one-of-a-kind … different. Unlike other iPhone app awards, App Star Awards discovers and rewards brilliant upcoming apps … apps that don’t even exist yet (or at least not in the App Store). Like we said … totally unique – totally cool. Pay attention to the App Star Awards for valuable insights and previews of upcoming applications that promise to be awesome.

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Any app can be included for consideration (just as long as it hasn’t been submitted to Apple by March 26 … and no jailbreak apps). Developers can already begin to pre-register their app(s) … while regular submissions begin March 21.

The App Star Awards 2 is partnering with 360iDev (one of the largest iPhone developer events in the United States) and winners will be announced on stage at the conference (April 12 in San Jose, CA).

This year’s App Star Awards should be way better than last year’s … mainly because we’ll be participating in the event – HA! Yeah, we’ll be part of the judging crew … checking out the 30 “final round” apps (which don’t even exist yet) and voting for our three faves … top three vote getters will be declared the winners.

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Anyways … we’re totally stoked to be part of the App Star Awards festivities and looking forward to checking out some kick ass apps. Stay tuned to KRAPPS for App Star Awards updates … and for complete details, see the event’s site at http://appsfire.com/appstar2/ .

March 7, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | View Comments 

Recap: Week Of February 22 – plus Evolution Of The iPhone 2014

iphone3g krapps 2 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

February 22: Screw Gameloft’s Brothers In Arms 2 – We Have The Real Gaming News!

February 22: NASA Releases First-Ever iPhone Game, Complete With Wiseass Remarks

February 23: Apple Finally Speaks Out – Sexy Apps From Well-Known Companies Ok

February 24: The Comedy Of Errors – Starring Apple

February 25: Star Wars Scrolling Text Lands On The iPhone With Star Wordz App

February 25: Wobble iBoobs Back On Sale For Your Jiggling Pleasures!

February 26: Kim Kardashian Official iPhone App – Gives Users Glimpse Into Her Fabulous Life

February 27: Apple’s New ‘Overtly Sexual’ Policy Becomes Butt Of Joke [Comic]

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Evolution Of The iPhone
Since its first computer, the Apple I, went on sale in July 1976 (price of $666.66), Apple has consistently put out products that raise the bar for the computer and telecommunications industry. A few highlights include the first Macintosh released in 1984, iMac in 1998, the iPod in 2001, iPhone in 2007 and of course the upcoming iPad in 2010.

So what’s next for Apple? Well the clever folks at Be Geek seem to have it figured out through 2014. After that, it’s anyone’s guess … iCar, iHouse, iPlanet, iGalaxy?

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February 28, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | View Comments 

Recap: Week Of February 15 – plus Pee Without Noise Stool

iphone3g krapps 2 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

February 15: Let’s Bounce – SpringFling iPhone Game Review

February 16: New iPhone App Proves Sex Doesn’t Always Sell

February 17: Successful Developer Does A 180, Attempts Publishing A Crap App

February 18: Whiten Yellow Teeth (waste your money) With This New iPhone App

February 19: Apple Drops The Final Bomb On Smut – All ‘Overtly Sexual’ Apps Removed

February 20: Spooky Spirits – Absent of Absinthe

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Pee Without Noise Stool
No offense ladies, but this is what happens when you foolishly employ an all-female R&D team … the Pee Without Noise Stool. Designed to eliminate urination noise and splash in one fair swoop … and as an added bonus … eliminate your manhood as well. Kneeling and peeing … yes, this totally makes sense, but you still have the problem of remembering to put the toilet seat down for your honey. Back to the drawing board ladies!

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Honestly, at $76 for the wooden Eco model or $98 for the polyurethane DX model, if anyone receives one of these ball-remover devices, our advice … cut your losses and just move on!

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February 21, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | View Comments 

Recap: Week Of February 8 – plus Site That Features Paid Apps Gone Free

iphone3g krapps 2 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

February 8: Exclusive – Peyton Manning Seen Using iPhone App During Super Bowl

February 9: Celebrate Self-Mutilation With The Rate My Piercing App

February 10: Sports Smut – The Latest App Store Sexploitation

February 11: Apple Continues War On Smut – Apps Rejected Due To Screenshots

February 12: Addicted To Porn? These Apps Can Help You Recover

February 13: Gotta Catch A Mall! – Create A Mall iPhone Game

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Free iPhone Apps @ Free App A Day
We love a great deal and if you follow us on Twitter, you know we dig informing our followers about paid iPhone apps that have gone free. One of our followers has a running count on the number of apps she downloaded for free due to our tweets … 258 apps … dang, great savings!

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These free apps are typically for a limited amount of time (usually 24 hours) … so you have to jump on them fast. Now obviously there’s a lot of crap that goes free, but we don’t tweet those … no sense in wasting anyone’s time.

A great resource for finding quality free apps is a new site called FreeAppaDay.com … just like it sounds … working with developers, every day these guys post an app that is free for 24 hours. The beauty of FreeAppaDay is the review process. Before an app is featured on the site, it must be approved, thus ensuring quality apps (usually having at least 20 reviews and a 3 star rating). For example, today’s free app is Navy Patrol Coastal Defense … a kick ass tower defense game that is normally $4.99 … SWEEEET!

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So be sure to check out FreeAppaDay … every day. And if you have trouble remembering things, they have a nifty opt-in reminder email so you’ll never miss any of their killer deals.

February 14, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | View Comments 

Recap: Week Of February 1 – plus Big Sale On These iPhone Games

iphone3g krapps 2 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

February 1: Smell Like Ass? The iPhone Can Help!

February 2: I Just Made Love – Use The iPhone To Tell The World Where You’ve Had Sex

February 3: Dad Gives Baby His iPhone As A Teether – Why?

February 4: Sorority Pillow Fights App – Must Resist!

February 5: Lusting After Armpits? Satisfy Your Needs With The Pits App!

February 6: LED Football For iPhone – Flashing Blips Excite Us

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Super Bowl Sale – Great Deals On Four Football Games 

We figure since many of you are in the mood for some football, we’d give you a quick heads up … there are some great bargains today on a few football games. These deals are only good for today … Super Bowl Sunday … so jump on them quick!

LED-Football-111 LED Football by touchGrove [iTunes] $0.99 –> FREE: This old school classic from 1978 is officially licensed by Mattel and plays awesome on the iPhone. Check out our review of LED Football 2 … but only after you downloaded the original version for FREE.

flick-kick-field-goal111 Flick Kick Field Goal by PikPok [iTunes] $0.99 –> FREE: Sort of like the kick-ass iPhone game, Paper Toss, but in a football kind of way. Don’t let the FREE price fool you … this game is all quality and wisely includes online leaderboards via OpenFeint.

NFL-2010-111 NFL 2010 by Gameloft [iTunes] $2.99 –> $0.99: This officially licensed NFL game was launched back in August for $7.99. Today only … 99 cents. Gameloft is a high quality publisher, so expect an extremely solid game. At less than a buck … just do it.

Madden-111 Madden NFL 10 by EA Sports [iTunes] $6.99 –> $4.99: Put it this way … everything EA publishes is golden. Madden is also officially licensed by the NFL and like most EA titles, sits in the Top 50 Paid Apps. Final motivation … $4.99 is the LOWEST EVER price for this game.

February 7, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | View Comments 

Recap: Week Of January 25 – plus Non-Feminine Hygiene iPad Humor

krapps-ipad-lockscreen1 What? Oh that, the thing on the right? That’s our new iPad Lockscreen … we only use it once a month <sorry … couldn’t resist>.

In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

January 25: A Collection Of Ridiculous iPhone Boob Apps

January 26: Augmented Reality For Pizza – Seriously, Why?

January 27: Knife Dancing – First App To Offer “Buy One Get One Free” Code

January 27: iPad Is NOT Revolutionary! We Have The Picture To Prove It!

January 28: Girls, Toilet Paper And Batteries – Apps That Leave Us Confuzzled

January 29: OMG, This Screenshot Frightens Us, YEEEOW!

January 30: Apple Reverses Policy, Begins Removing Smut

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So as we implied above, this was a big week for feminine hygiene, courtesy of Apple’s new revolutionary product … iPad. The Internet has been flowing with iPad/iTampon jokes. So for a breath of fresh air, we present a couple of iPad items … totally unrelated to a woman’s menstrual cycle.

From Metin Seven at Sevens Heaven … his original “iPhad” illustration demonstrates just how easy it is to turn your iPhone into a full-fledged iPad … although the iPhone is still more capable as it includes a camera and the ability to make voice calls.

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And from the Funny or Die website, comedian Peter Serafinowicz (yes that’s a long last name – 12 letters) introduces the really really really revolutionary iPad.

January 31, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | View Comments 

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