Internet Happy Pills, It’ll Make You Feel Better – plus Recap Week Of August 23

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August 23 – Tie Hot Knots For iPhone – Sexy Hot Chicks Tying Knots (LMAO)

August 24 – Sex Education App Uses Sexually Explicit Yet Acceptable Icon

August 25 – Warning – New Nigerian Scam

August 25 – 1990 vs 2010 – How Did We Survive Without The iPhone?

August 26 – Essential “I’m Crushing Your Head” Functionality Now Available On iPhone With AutoCrush

August 27 – Hang Your Apps Out To Dry With This Unique iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

August 28 – Polaroid Official iPhone App, InstantCam, Is An Embarrassing Failure

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Happy Pills … Internet Style

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August 29, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | View Comments 

Katie Price Launches Custom iPod Line Dressed In Bizarre iPod Outfit – plus Recap Week Of August 16

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August 16: Motivated By Sex Sells Principle, Veteran Developer Publishes His Best App Ever!

August 17: Sicko For iPhone Lives Up To Expectations – Grossest App In The App Store

August 18: How Much Does Steve Jobs Really Love You?

August 19: Awesome Grid-Style iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper With An Obvious Twist [Download]

August 20: Convert Your iPhone Into A Nintendo Game Boy With Hard Shell Case From iPWN [Giveaway]

August 21: The Gravedigger For iPhone – Human Or Zombie, Who Will You Be?

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Find The iPods On Katie Price

Former glamour model, Playmate and current British celebrity Katie Price (aka Jordan) launched her new line of custom iPods the other day. To commemorate the occasion, Katie showed up at a London press event dressed in a strange alien-like catsuit … complete with an iPod tiara, iPod Nano earrings and a Shuffle resting peacefully in her cleavage. Below are unaltered images of this “unique” ensemble. See if you have better luck than us in spotting the Apple accessories … we can only make out BREASTS.   

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August 22, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | View Comments 

This Is What Geek Porn Looks Like [Video] – plus Recap Week Of August 9

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August 9: Circuit Board iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers – Twice The Geeky Coolness [Download]

August 10: Learn Oral Sex The Apple Way With C*********s 101 [NC-17]

August 11: We Downloaded iSwimNude Because We Like To Swim Naked!

August 12: FU Apple Results In Huge Sales, Then Quickly Banished – Camera+ Pulled From App Store

August 13: White iPhone 4 Delay, The Real Reasons – Evil Orcs, White Supremacists & More [Comic]

August 14: This Is Why Steve Wozniak Rocks! [Video]

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Oh No! Geeks Gone Wild!

LMAO! From Revision 3 Internet Television … this is what happens when geeks get all sexed up and start shooting XXX videos.

Unboxing Porn – iPad Edition … it’s sexy, seductive and HOT HOT HOT!

 

August 15, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | View Comments 

This Orchestra Fail Will Make Your Ears Bleed [Video] – plus Recap Week Of August 2

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August 2: Miley Cyrus Legal Age Countdown For iPhone … And The App Store Is Now Complete

August 3: Pocket God Comics Now Available – First Comic Book From An Original iPhone App

August 4: Are You A Dead Lay? Super Hero Sex App To The Rescue!

August 5: iPopcorn Popper App – Will It Pop? [Video]

August 6: Double Rainbow Pee, What Does This Mean? Urine Teller App Can Help!

August 7: Hey Soldier, You’re Looking a Little Sheepish – Saving Private Sheep [iPhone Game Review]

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Warning: Play At Your Own Risk

This next clip may cause serious injury … DA HORROR! (make sure you turn the volume WAY UP – LMAO)

 

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August 8, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | View Comments 

Parents Can Be Such Assholes – plus Recap Week Of July 26

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July 26: OMG! Double Rainbow All The Way Now Appearing In The App Store For Free!

July 27: The Legend Of Zelda iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

July 28: The Evolution Of Steve Jobs And Apple

July 29: New App Helps Users Achieve An Orgasm (Not A “Massage” App)

July 30: People Of Walmart Official iPhone App – It’s New, It’s FREE!

July 31: Farts, Zombies, Evil Unicorn, Pope, Chuck Norris, Hitler – All In One Epic iPhone Game

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Creative Parenting?

Watching Porn + Smoking Pot = Public Humiliation?

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August 1, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, Recap | View Comments 

MC Hammer Becomes Apple’s New iPhone 4 Spokesperson – plus Recap Week Of July 19

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July 19: Top 10 Steve Jobs Quotes From iPhone 4 Antennagate Press Conference

July 20: Apple’s Only Black Employee Voices His Frustration With iPhone 4 [Video]

July 21: Feel The Need To Kill Yourself? Death Chug iPhone App Can Help!

July 22: Small Penis? Male Size App Will Make You Feel Better About It!

July 23: Apple Bans America’s Next Top Model Contestant As Inappropriate – You Be The Judge

July 24: Apple Bans America’s Next Top Model Contestant As Inappropriate – You Be The Judge

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HAMMERTIME

Sorry folks … it had to be done …

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[via J from the UK]

July 25, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | View Comments 

Only $495 Gets You This Classic Read From Amazon – plus Recap Week Of July 12

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July 12: Spanking The Donkey – We’re Still Talking About An iPhone Game, Right?

July 13: Medical Ailment Linked To iPhone 4 [Comic Strip]

July 14: iPhone Born In The Jungles Of Guatemala, Not Cupertino (Video Proof)

July 15: The iPhone Can Now Make Your Breasts Bigger – Pissed Off Boob Job Surgeons Demand Recall

July 16: “F*ck” Now Allowed In The App Store – Al Pacino Soundboard Proves It Repeatedly

July 17: Dig Dug iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

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Recommended Reading – For IDIOTS!

Since you’re here, you probably know what we’re all about … KRAPPS = Crap Apps … the stupid, strange, whacky and weird of the App Store. Penis enlargers, baby killers, underage porn, etc.

But after seeing this next item, we’re thinking … screw the App Store, let’s start a site solely dedicated to all the shit Amazon sells. Like this $495 book … The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China … which isn’t really even a book, it’s a five hundred dollar PDF download about the future Chinese crappers – WTF?!?

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Make sure you read Amazon’s product page and customer reviews for this sack of suck … worth way more than $495, it’s priceless!

July 18, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | View Comments 

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