Internet Happy Pills, It’ll Make You Feel Better – plus Recap Week Of August 23

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

August 23 – Tie Hot Knots For iPhone – Sexy Hot Chicks Tying Knots (LMAO)

August 24 – Sex Education App Uses Sexually Explicit Yet Acceptable Icon

August 25 – Warning – New Nigerian Scam

August 25 – 1990 vs 2010 – How Did We Survive Without The iPhone?

August 26 – Essential “I’m Crushing Your Head” Functionality Now Available On iPhone With AutoCrush

August 27 – Hang Your Apps Out To Dry With This Unique iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

August 28 – Polaroid Official iPhone App, InstantCam, Is An Embarrassing Failure

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August 29, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | Leave a Comment 

Polaroid Official iPhone App, InstantCam, Is An Embarrassing Failure

So Polaroid now has an official iPhone app … InstantCam … whoopee (it’s about time)! You would think being a pioneer in the instant camera business, Polaroid would know a thing or two about photography … but judging by their application, they don’t know squat.

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Although InstantCam promises some pretty cool features … shake and blow functionality to develop your images – special effects filters – add text to photos … in reality, these “value statements” don’t mean shit as the final image output is approximately 300×300 pixels.

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Not to conduct a lesson in Digital Photography 101 … but 300×300 pixels means the file size is extremely small and there’s virtually nothing you can do with it … especially printing it out. Say you want a nice 4”x6” print of the bitching picture you just created with InstantCan … forget about it! 300×300 pixels translates to a 1 inch by 1 inch print size … great for bug’s life – sucks for humans. 300×300 is so bad, this is probably the worst image output of any application in the App Store.

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Apple has done a tremendous job with the iPhone’s camera. The current 5 megapixel camera generates images at 2592×1936 pixels … meaning you can comfortably print images from your iPhone in the 5”x7” to 8”x10” range. Compare that to the 99 cents InstantCam’s (LOL – yeah, it’s a paid app) 1”x1” print size, it’s easy to see why the official Polaroid application is complete KRAPPS and begs the question … why the hell did Apple even approve this garbage?

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August 28, 2010 | Filed Under Photography | 9 Comments 

Hang Your Apps Out To Dry With This Unique iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

It’s summertime here in Southern California and we’re lovin’ it! The skies are blue (never mind the lovely smog) … ocean water is warm … temperatures in the mid-90s (it’s a dry heat) … and our daylight is long. So naturally when we saw this next iPhone home screen wallpaper, we just had to shout it from the rooftops … then immediately add it to our collection of unique, super cool and undiscovered iOS 4 iPhone 4 home screen wallpapers.

[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]

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We love its breezy feel, vibrant colors and pink fullback granny panties … but most of all, the clever presentation of your applications hanging from the clotheslines.

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For those of you who live in harsher climates and suffer from seasonal affective disorder … this wallpaper just might be the cure to your winter depression … an endless summer on your iPhone (either that or move to SoCal).

P.S. – we have no clue who the author is of this kick-ass clothesline wallpaper … found it in some random tweet, on a random day, during our random life.

August 27, 2010 | Filed Under News | Leave a Comment 

Essential “I’m Crushing Your Head” Functionality Now Available On iPhone With AutoCrush

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I’m Crushing Your Head! … I’m Crushing Your Head!

Who doesn’t love to hold their hands up to their eyes and pretend to crush an opponent? If you remember the hysterical Head Crusher skit from the Canadian comedy group, The Kids in the Hall, you know what fun this can be.

But after a while, your hand gets tired … fingers get numb … and you lose the ability to properly deliver the flathead pinch. AutoCrush [iTunes $0.99] solves this problem and adds Pinching and Squeezing options too! Plus it’s easy on your vocal chords since you can touch anywhere in the preview area and hear over 20 funny phrases at random.

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AutoCrush uses the iPhone’s built-in camera and overlays animated male or female hands crushing, pinching or squeezing. If your iDevice doesn’t have a camera, a photo of a hot chick is provided so you can crush, pinch and squeeze her all day … and she won’t complain.  So save yourself a sexual harassment claim and get your AutoCrush on!

The endless antics with AutoCrush is available for $0.99 via the App Store … and proof the fun does NOT have to stop after elementary school. Be sure to check out the AutoCrush demo video below and a classic Headcrusher skit from The Kids in the Hall.

 

 

August 26, 2010 | Filed Under anti-KRAPPS, Entertainment, Lifestyle | 2 Comments 

1990 vs 2010 – How Did We Survive Without The iPhone?

What a difference 20 years makes … although obviously the author of this hysterically true graphic does not own a revolutionary iPhone. If they did, steps #2, #3 and #4 would be streamlined into one and expanded to something like this …

2010 – 9:01 a.m.
Launch Shazam, discover what song is playing,
who sings it, the lyrics, artist’s biography, discography,
tour information, watch music video on YouTube four times

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August 25, 2010 | Filed Under Music, News | 2 Comments 

Warning – New Nigerian Scam

A new Nigerian scam is circulating … don’t fall for it!

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August 25, 2010 | Filed Under News | 3 Comments 

Sex Education App Uses Sexually Explicit Yet Acceptable Icon

You just never know what will get approved on the App Store …

German-based application developers, Lagenscheidt KG, have discovered the secret formula of including sexually explicit images in iPhone apps. Check out there new sex education app Sex-Deutsch …

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Got it? Humans having sex = not ok … Bugs having sex = ok. Because after all, how could anyone say no to boinking bugs (sooo cuuuute)?

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August 24, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, Lifestyle | 6 Comments 

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