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Sexy Pamela Anderson Launches Her Own Sexy App – Wakey Wakey
Have you noticed a change in KRAPPS lately? Yeah … we’re happier, more peaceful and generally in high spirits. No, we didn’t quit smoking (actually we don’t smoke – we just said that for effect) … we scored Pamela FREAKING Anderson! Yup … every morning like clockwork, we wake up with Pamela FREAKING Anderson! Oh and it’s so awesome … the sight of her rockin’ body – the sound of her sexy voice … Pamela FREAKING Anderson, what more could a guy want each and every morning?
And when we said “every morning like clockwork” we really meant it … like literally, we really meant it … like the new Pamela Anderson iPhone video alarm clock app by Creative Licence (not a typo) Digital —> Wakey Wakey.
Although it looks like your typical alarm app, Wakey Wakey is a video alarm clock with a difference. Every morning, Pamela’s voice will rouse you from your sleep … she’s playful, sensual and very flirtatious … “honey, wake up – good morning sweetie – come on baby, wake up sexy.”
And then, as you wake up pleasantly from your rest … feast your eyes on the iPhone screen as the world famous curves of Pamela Anderson wrapped in sexy lingerie appear from beneath the sheets (in high-resolution video, of course).
Treat yourself to any of the five titillating wake up videos … from the geeky “Hard Drive”, to the eco-friendly “Shower Together” or our fave, “Frozen Waffle” which has something to do with Pamela’s panties in our freezer <blush>.
Wakey Wakey is Pamela’s first official iPhone app … and like her, it’s smokin’ hot. All videos were shot exclusively for this app on location in Tufnell Park, London. During the steamy shoot, Pamela kept delivering zingers such as …
>>> “Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I’d wake up with so many strangers”
>>> “I’ve always had trouble getting guys out of bed so I can’t guarantee this will work”
>>> ”I love getting a rise out of people so I couldn’t resist this project”
>>> ”I wish they’d let me say ‘cock-a-doodle-do’”
[oh that Pamela … she’s a funny one … a regular David Letterman]
So there you have it … from Baywatch to your bedroom … no need to keep fantasizing. Just get Wakey Wakey and wake up happy happy with Pamela FREAKING Anderson.
[HA – look at that! we wrote the entire article without a single “Morning Wood” or “Whacky Whacky” reference. HA!]
Apple Censors The Word ‘Uncensored’ – Huh?
This just in … the word "Uncensored" has been censored … Playboy app still for sale.
We are fans of No Tie Software’s family of TEXT-TO-SPEECH ringtone creation apps, sold under the name AutoRingtone but also Ringtones Uncensored [iTunes], to reflect that you have the right to type ANYTHING you want and have it spoken as a ringtone. Want a ringtone that says "Shut Up Oprah"? You got it! Want one that says you love Oprah? Go for it. That’s what uncensored means … freedom of speech. The app itself contains NO objectionable content, but just like Apple’s Notepad or Email apps, you are free to type anything you want.
So, when we asked No Tie if they had an iPad version of Ringtones Uncensored coming, it was ironic to hear that they had to change their app’s name, when submitting it for the iPad!
The word "Uncensored" was itself censored, despite appearing in "Family Guy", "Katt Williams" and other iPhone apps. Is this due to the publicity that iPad apps will be getting or just an overzealous reviewer with different priorities? Nobody knows. But No Tie turned lemons into lemonade and rebadged the iPad version as Freedom Of SpeechTones [iTunes $1.99]. Only in America!
So, if you believe in freedom of speech, or you like speech synthesis, or you’re just sick of guessing which song is for which contact, pick up the iPhone or iPad version and take a stand for freedom!
Recap: Week Of April 12 – plus Why The New Photoshop CS5 Sucks
In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
April 12: Technology Gone Bad – Allow Sex Offenders To Determine Your Location
April 13: App Store First – Videos Of Hot Chicks Farting
April 14: 69 Cents iPad Stand Of Awesomeness – It’s Awesome!
April 15: George Michael Embraces Technology, Uses Grindr iPhone App
April 15: Oh Look! The iPad Can Print!
April 16: Escape Reality, Become Tom Cruise – Tiki Bar For iPhone
April 17: Thumpies For iPhone & iPad Flat Out Rocks, Rolls & Even Thumps
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Why The New Photoshop CS5 Sucks
So did you hear Adobe launched the new Photoshop CS5 this week? Yeah, it’s supposed to be awesome … filled with a ton of new bells and whistles that perform magic on your images. One of the new tricks in Photoshop CS5 is the Content Aware Filter … just select an object and delete out of your picture. The program uses surrounding pixels to fill in the missing data … incredibly accurate and awesome!
Uh … hold on a second. Of course the real litmus test is if Photoshop can remove the dress of a hot chick and reveal her boobies. Hmmm … content aware breasts? … not so much!
Thumpies For iPhone & iPad Flat Out Rocks, Rolls & Even Thumps
(written by guest author Tim Giron. follow Tim on Twitter @timgiron)
I have been playing Thumpies [iTunes $2.99], a rhythm game from Big Blue Bubble for a few months. I shall now put the game down and attempt to convey my unbridled enthusiasm for this app and it’s bigger iPad sibling, Thumpies XL [iTunes $4.99] (which I am pretty sure stands for eXtraLicious).
This game flat out rocks, rolls and yes, even thumps. The imaginative graphics, ultra smooth gameplay and wickedly good soundtrack will quickly draw you in and the challenges will keep you coming back for more. Much more, if my experience with it is any indication.
What? You’re still here? OK, for those of you that didn’t immediately jump over to the AppStore, I’ll back up and give you some highlights.
In Thumpies, you tap in rhythm as these crazy fuzzy monster heads bounce around, striking a set of targets (mushrooms, tree stumps, turtles, etc.). When your taps are right on your notes get added to the mix and your scoring meter moves up. When you miss, your scoring meter falls. When your meter fills up, you get to advance. In the early rounds, you’ll be able to keep up with just one finger, feeling the pattern and kicking out the jams. As you progress though, you’ll have to rely on multiple finger dexterity, tracking multiple monster heads each following their own pattern. When you nail the beats, the resulting musical number is quite spectacular indeed. To add to the challenge, you also need to collect butterflies which allow you to unlock even more quirky levels. You have to be quick, though, since the monsters love to eat them and if your meter falls to zero, they escape.
Easy, medium and hard settings give both kids and adults & newcomers and veteran players an appropriate level of challenge. Like I said earlier, this game has legs.
In the past few weeks, following the release of the iPad, several venerable games were super-sized for the new device. And, I am happy to report, Thumpies XL retains all of the yummy goodness of the original and then heaps on some extra whipped cream in the form of multiplayer mode. That’s right, all of the flying finger fun can now be enjoyed by two players at once. This mode splits the screen in two for a "cooperative competition". So, there’s only one shared meter to fill but each player is given a breakdown of their performance at the end. My kids and I enjoyed playing a few rounds in this mode this afternoon. The updated graphics in the XL version are big and bold, just as I expected them to be.
At $2.99 for the iPhone app (or try the free trial version) and $4.99 for the XL iPad app, you are getting a whole lotta entertainment for the price.
Escape Reality, Become Tom Cruise – Tiki Bar For iPhone
One of our secret desires here at KRAPPS is to escape the rat race of urban living and open a bar on a warm exotic island. Our place would be called “Cocktails & Dreams” and we would engage in elaborate drink-mixing performances like Tom Cruise in Cocktail. Problem is there are no In-N-Out Burgers on exotic islands … thus shattering our dream – sucks for us.
But alas we found our savior … a new iPhone game called Tiki Bar [iTunes $1.99]. Grant it, Tiki Bar is not the perfect exotic bartending replacement … but for two bucks, it’s close enough and we can still fulfill our In-N-Out B Urge r.
Published by Caldera Studios, Tiki Bar is the first action game that has players mixing and serving drinks in a swanky Tiki Bar. After each drink is served, you collect the tip. The faster you serve drinks, the more tips you get … thus increasing your score. Just be sure to keep pace with your demanding customers or they’ll get pissed off and leave.
Mixing drinks is a blast in Tiki Bar. Caldera Studios designed a unique and very iPhone-esque user interface … shaking, cutting, juicing, pouring, stirring and blending are all there to fulfill your wildest Tom Cruise bartending dreams.
Now because gameplay takes place in a too cool Tiki Bar, the drinks served are also too cool … Bolo Cocktail, Outrigger, Apple Passion … you won’t find any Coors Light in this kick ass joint. Tiki Bar features in app purchases that extended gameplay … the matchbook ($0.99) sets up flaming drinks, while the blender ($0.99) unlocks libations that require blending … Lava Flow, Tasman Sea, Derby Daiquiri, etc.
We particularly dig using the matches which activates the Flame-O-Rama mode … not because we enjoy FIRE, FIRE, FIRE … rather for the two drinks Big Hot Wood and Flaming Nut (huh, huh).
Tiki Bar also contains some Easter eggs … rare drinks that appear roughly 1:100 drinks. Like the drink below … look at closely, it’s uncommon … Daddy’s Special Water (aka Daddy Drinks Because I Cry) – vodka poured into an iced mug, a spray of tonic and topped with Jerry Garcia gummy bears.
Not only did Caldera Studios do a phenomenal job coding the gameplay of Tiki Bar … the graphics and game music are superb. Tiki Bar includes over 450 original pieces of art by Emmy Nominated Nate Funaro of Cartoon Network and original Tiki lounge music by Marcus Baide. Obviously with this type of attention to detail, Tiki Bar is a high quality, well made application … certainly deserving of your hard earned $1.99 (which has nothing to do with Big Hot Wood).
Oh Look! The iPad Can Print!
iPad printing? Absolutely … just think outside the box!
George Michael Embraces Technology, Uses Grindr iPhone App
When we started our site in 2008, we purchased the upgraded model which includes three Perez Hilton Cards. Redeeming these cards gives us a free pass to publish trashy sleazy celebrity gossip articles … but only three of them throughout the lifetime of KRAPPS. Since we do have some integrity, our trashy sleazy celebrity gossip news will be iPhone related. Today we cash in our first Perez Hilton Card … sorry.
It appears that former Wham! frontman, George Michael, is quite the iPhone power user … especially when it comes to “social” apps. Pictured below as “Back for Wood” (dude, come on … can you pick a cheesier user name?) in the Grindr iPhone application, Mr. Michael put his iPhone to good use while on a sold-out concert tour in Australia. Using the Grindr app, Mr. Michael was setting up dates from his hotel room at the Park Hyatt Sydney hotel. Sounds like an excellent endorsement opportunity for Grindr and perhaps a step in the right direction for Mr. “I Want Your Sex” … away from his public bathroom antics.
[via Pop Crunch]
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