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This Is A MacBook, Literally – plus Recap Week Of September 20
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September 20 – Pocket God Honors Its Fans With Hysterical ‘Update Song’ [Music Video]
September 21 – From The Projects To Your iPhone – Four FREE ‘Bed Intruder Song’ Apps [Downloads]
September 22 – Intense. Violent. Extreme. – Cage Fighting Marshmallow Peeps Brawl In New App
September 23 – Free Full Version ‘Word Driven’ iPhone Game Using Our Secret Code ($2 Value)
September 24 – Woman Uses iPhone To Determine “Quality” Of Her Boobs [Video]
September 25 – Bacon, Lifesaver & Half Circuit – Random iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]
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Intense. Violent. Extreme. – Cage Fighting Marshmallow Peeps Brawl In New App
Three words – Cage. Fighting. Chicks.
No, not those kind of chicks … Apple banned overtly sexual apps. We’re talking the marshmallow kind, better known as … peeps. So piss off MMA, UFC and all you other cage fighting acronyms … there’s a new game in town that’ll kick your pansy ass! FCU has arrived … Fighting Chicks Unlimited [iTunes $0.99].
Rarely do we come across an application that has the drama, suspense and excitement as Fighting Chicks Unlimited. The action is intense, the violence borders disturbing … FCU is pure, raw and epic awesomeness.
FCU is a universal application (iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad friendly = more bang for your buck) in which marshmallow peeps fight for your entertainment in a caged arena. Prior to the match, the player reviews each peeps’ “tale of the tape” … analyzing height, reach, odds and other applicable fighting factors (geeks should love this kind of statistical analysis). Once this data is considered, the player picks a peep to win and enters the amount of their wager (gambling is legal in FCU).
Once bets have been placed, it’s SHOWTIME! Round and round these crazed steroid-taking marshmallows go (roids are legal in FCU) … battling each other until one explodes or tips over. Last peep intact or standing is declared the winner. Bet right, you win … bet wrong, you suck and your bankroll takes a beat down.
What we love about Fighting Chicks Unlimited is that there are no other apps like it (original / unique point +1) … and at 99 cents, FCU is a knock out bargain. But words really can’t describe something so insane and legendary as Fighting Chicks Unlimited. Tthat’s why there’s a game action video about half and inch below. Push play … be amazed … then buy the one-of-a-kind app and feel the adrenaline rush. PEEPS!
ShamWow Guy Pimps Eminem’s “Recovery” To Success – plus Recap Week Of September 13
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September 13: Warning: Party In My Pants App Can Cause Injury!
September 14: Fumble! NFL Manages To Piss Off Customers With Their Debut App
September 15: Even In Prison, Lil Wayne Rocks The iPhone With These Noteworthy Apps
September 16: Rack Stare App Helps You Stare At Boobs Without Getting Caught
September 17: Clever Window-Themed iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers Fight Evil [Download]
September 18: The Gods Must Be Lazy [Godville iPhone Game Review]
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ShamWow Guy Pimps Eminem’s “Recovery” Album
American rapper Eminem has been blowing up this year thanks to his hit album “Recovery”. Released on June 21, “Recovery” is the fifth-best selling album of 2010 in the US, with two Billboard #1 singles. As of August 1, Eminem’s “Recovery” album has sold 1.83 million copies worldwide.
So what’s the secret to Eminem’s success? You would think a combination of talent, hard work and luck … but you’d be wrong. It’s all about the ShamWow Guy and the hysterical “Recovery” infomercial. Check it (bummer, the ShamPon is already sold out) …
The Gods Must Be Lazy [Godville iPhone Game Review]
(written by guest author Tim Giron. follow Tim on Twitter @timgiron)
I picked up Godville when it first came out back in July (it’s free — iTunes link — so there is absolutely no barrier to entry), set up my deity account, crafted my hero and then promptly forgot about it. Perhaps I should have stretched the whole process out over 6 or 7 days – maybe then I would have had an inclination to meddle more in the affairs of men.
So, fast-forward to about three weeks ago (yes, I am asking you to fast-forward into the past, McFly), when my brother-in-law asked me "Have you played Godville?" After my quick retort of "Has anybody *really* played Godville?" I pulled up the app and lo and behold, my hero had been slaving like a Working Class Dog. So, I tossed him an encouragement and a punishment, ’cause I don’t need him going all soft on me and then read through his diary. As far as I can piece together (hey, the app doesn’t bestow omniscience, it’s free — iTunes link — remember) my hero, Dread Pirate Roberts, has been wandering the countryside, handing out cans of throwback whoop-ass to over fifteen hundred monsters, grabbing fistfuls of loot and yes, even dying 4 times (so it is quite possible he is now a zombie).
Some of the diary entries are quite funny. The player community’s suggestions and ideas are incorporated into the game’s text, so you’re not likely to see the same thing over and over. My current stats show that my hero belongs to the Zombie Hunter guild. I don’t recall choosing this, but it seems appropriate given my appreciation for all things zombie. At some point, my guild was Sweet Dreams, I can guarantee I didn’t choose that one.
The update that was just released last week adds several new features, including making the app Universal. I just loaded it onto my iPad and it puts the extra screen space to good use, combining several screens from the iPhone version into one. Another new feature just added is the GodWiki where you can get extra information related to the game.
The app is also available in Russian where it is called: Годвилль – I was hoping this was the Russian word for FartApp, but alas it is simply Godville. [iTunes Free]
Meet The Ass Family – plus Recap Week Of September 6
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September 6 – Creep Alert … Snuggie + Macarena = Snugarena [Video]
September 7 – Animal Sex App – Because Darn It, The App Store Was Really Lacking In Animal Porn!
September 8 – Football In The Groin Painfully Delivers 25 Reasons To Protect Your Genitals
September 9 – Fart Studio Makes A Stink With Its Hysterical iPad Spoof Commercial [Video]
September 10 – Porn Abundant In “I Show Off” App – Apple Fails To Enforce Their New Guidelines [NSFW]
September 11 – Same Day Apple Says ‘No More Fart Apps’ They Approve One Anyways
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The Ass Family
LMAO … aren’t they lovely?
Fart Studio Makes A Stink With Its Hysterical iPad Spoof Commercial [Video]
Nowadays we rarely write about fart apps … there are 27 bajillion of them, most suck and frankly, fart apps are so 2008 … <yawn> why bother?
But once in a blue moon, a fart app breaks wind that piques our interest and is deemed KRAPPStastic … like the recently released Fart Studio app [iTunes $0.99].
Fart Studio is a universal app which takes farting to a whole new level. It’s been called “the Cadillac of fart apps” and credited to having raised farting to an art form. With features like stealth farts, remote farts, visual effects and more … Fart Studio is positioned to be the leader in Methane iBombs.
But rather than bore you with a detailed Fart Studio write-up, we encourage you to check out the hysterical Apple iPad spoof commercial created by Fart Studio developers Conniption Entertainment. We’re not really sure what’s more impressive … the cutting edge technology behind Fart Studio … or the fact that Conniption could come up with 4 minutes and 36 seconds of ridonkulous material.
Move Over People Of Walmart, People Of Apple Have Arrived – plus Recap Week Of August 30
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August 30 – Racy Pictures Of Apple Fanboy John Gruber Surface (Disturbing)
August 31 – Have Fun – Be A Turd – Play DoodleDumps For iPhone
September 1 – iPad Children’s Book “Farting Animals” Ensures Future Generation Of Fartaholics
September 2 – Chocolate, Doodle & Gold – iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]
September 3 – Play A Fetus Inside The Uterus With Womb Wizards For iPhone [Creepy]
September 4 – If You Sudoku, Sudoku 2 HD Pro is For You [iPad App Review]
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People Of Apple Celebrates The Fanboy
And you thought People Of Walmart is full of freaks … check out the new website, People Of Apple, for some completely nutjob Apple worshipers. From cutters, to iZombies, to Mactastic body modifications … People Of Apple celebrates everything that’s right wrong with being an Apple fanboy!
(via iPhone Savior)
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