Better Than A Stack Of Pancakes – BOOB STACK (aka EA Sucks!)

Tetris_30_FINAL Oh look at Electronic Arts (EA) … thinking they’re all bad ass … sitting comfortably with their Tetris app in the #30 Top Paid Apps position – taunting the rest of us. Real ground breakers those folks at EA … wussy little colored shapes rotating and falling. But watch out – gotta  sort those shapes perfectly or they might stack up and bite you in the rear. Pure freaking adrenaline rush!
“EA Sports. It’s In The Game.” … uh, NOT!

If EA was really in the game, they would’ve figured out we want BOOBS. Yup … good old KNOCKERS … we want ‘em and we need ‘em … badly. Apple get’s it … offering us hundreds of BOOBIE apps. And we’re so glad Apple has finally cut this “beat around the bush” crap and allow developers to properly name their app what it is … BOOBS (see the  Asian BOOBS app – a real live example).

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Anyhoo … let’s move on from EA and look at a real developer … Inner Four. These guys are like Apple’s MVP and a virtual lock to make the App Store Hall Of Fame with their latest release … BOOB STACK … perfect name, perfect subject – the perfect app.

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Boob Stack 1   Boob Stack 2

And you thought we were kidding about the Hall Of Fame claim! See what we’re talking about … BOOBIE TETRIS. Wow! – these folks at Inner Four are just freaking money …

“Tired of just looking at all these sexy bikini girls boobs
and not being able to play with them?”

“Stack these beautiful gorgeous knockers”

Yeah dude – we actually are tired of just looking at BOOBS! How did you know? We were starting to hate our iPhone – a freaking tease! But now it’s all good with Boob Stack … we get to play with BOOBS … we get to stack beautiful KNOCKERS (so beautiful) … and

Uh, hold on folks … we need to grab an umbrella …


It’s Raining Boobs – Hallelujah!

Boob Stack 3 RAIN

August 13, 2009 | Filed Under Games 

Comments

  • Funny thing, I saw this app pop into the AppStore and thought of KRAPPS.com immediately. 🙂

    Interesting that Ninjaword has issues with words in it's dictionary and yet, the same words in app titles are a-ok. Typical AppStore reviewer hypocrisy!

    Thanks for adding this *GREAT* app to your list of KRAPP-tastic apps!

  • Ahahaha I didnt expected to see those square boobies hahaha this post made my day and one of the best I read :))
    Really awesome! And EA should read some pron once in a while and get us the BOOBTRIS LIEK NOW!!

  • Also we've noticed that if a “bad” word is combine with another word and positioned as one word in the title, then Apple is cool with it. For example, the KickAss app … no way Apple approves it as Kick Ass. Makes perfect sense, doesn't it 😉 WTH?!?

  • Yeah, we save the “Boobie Blocks” for our grand finale … sort of like a firework show – but only with square boobs 🙂

  • i think i just got sick looking at the picture

  • What? Boobie blocks don't turn you on? 😉

  • saintsalive

    Wow…. what a sad and perverted app…

  • susanbdot

    They don't even look like, uh, boobs, to me. But then I have no Y chromosomes, so this may be a gender perception problem. They sort of look like giant mutant boobblobs.

  • Agreed … they actually look disturbing. 😉

  • This kind of game is really funny :D. Tetris modified by a boobs. I think it's better if they do it also in such a way that the tetris will be modified by those sex toys.

  • This kind of game is really funny :D. Tetris modified by a boobs. I think it's better if they do it also in such a way that the tetris will be modified by those sex toys.