Recap: Week Of April 26 – plus Female Buttcrack Covers For Sale

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

April 27 – Apple Approves App Glorifying Drug Use – Puff Puff Pass

April 28 – Hysterical & Free – Bud Light Real Men Of Genius And Real American Heroes Apps

April 29 – New iPhone App Lets You Safely Pee In A Bottle While Driving A Car

April 29 – Gizmodo iPhone 4G Drama – Comedic Interpretations

April 30 – Apple Rejects PETA App Due To Nude Stephanie Pratt Image

May 1 – Pocket Party Cup App Turns Users Into Shit-For-Brains Douchebags

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Backtacular – The Decorative, Adhesive Buttcrack Patch

Back in December we covered one of the most disturbing and bizarre items we’ve ever seen for sale … Rear Gear … butthole covers for dogs.

As if window-dressing for your dog’s ass wasn’t enough, some mensa decided it would be a sound business decision to sell female buttcrack covers. No lie … we can’t make this stuff up. Check out the innovative line of denim asscrack patches called Backtacular.

Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, decorative, adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the upper cleft of the buttocks. Each package comes with two replacement tapes.

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A two-pack of these sacks of suck will set you back only $14.99 … and that includes a lifetime of endless humiliation … what a deal!

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May 2, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap 

Comments

  • No_Tie

    They should make novelty ones as well (as if this wasn't a novelty already)… Suggestions include:

    “Insert quarter here” (with a down arrow)
    “What are you looking at?!”
    “Not on the 1st date”
    “Remove before use”
    “CENSORED”
    “$1”
    “Free Admission”
    “Police Line Do Not Cross”
    “Butt Ugly”
    “Follow me to Scores”
    “EXIT”
    “Grand Opening”
    “Can't touch this”
    “If you can read this, you're too close”

    …add your own!

  • OMG … LMAO … that is a brilliant idea and too funny suggestions.
    We could beat these bastards at their own “end” game with this new
    line of ass patches.

  • Some Dude not logged in

    It's the big fat plumber edition that is a necessity… (more eye bleech!! )
    Those two birds are alright sans buttcrack patch, IMHO. 🙂

  • yes FOR SURE!!! now that is indeed a good use!

  • Some Dude not logged in

    It's the big fat plumber edition that is a necessity… (more eye bleech!! )
    Those two birds are alright sans buttcrack patch, IMHO. 🙂

  • yes FOR SURE!!! now that is indeed a good use!