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Are You A Dead Lay? Super Hero Sex App To The Rescue!

Let’s talk about sex (baby) …

Experiencing the bedroom blues? Is there no motion in your ocean? Do you resemble road kill between the sheets?

Look, maybe it’s not your fault … perhaps playing a dead body on CSI has taken over you life and now you’ve become an actual dead lay (ewww). But no worries – Apple feels your pain and has just approved a new app that will rid you of your jellyfish ways …
Super Hero Sex to the rescue!

The Super Hero Sex app promises to deliver detailed instructions on the positions women enjoy the most. For a mere $1.99, you’ll get audio and visual clips demonstrating each erotic position. And of course the app’s big sell …

Pull these [sex positions] off and
you will be her Super Hero!

Superhero Sex … WOW! SOLD! … we’re downloading it today so we can start having a SUPER HERO sex life!

LMAO … not sure who’s the bigger numb nut … the peeps who wrote the app’s cheesy description or the buyers of this erotic sexual application.

Technorati Tags: Super Hero Sex,BM Worldwide,iPhone,Apple,App Store,KRAPPS,Humor

August 4, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | Leave a Comment

Pocket God Comics Now Available – First Comic Book From An Original iPhone App

Besides the Miley Cyrus Legal Age Countdown app, one of our favorite iPhone applications is Pocket God [iTunes $0.99]. If you’re not familiar with this bestselling app … uh well … your ~~kinda~~ totally blowing it. Pocket God is a hilarious interactive application (filled with a ton of mini-games) where you play god and rule an island populated with primitive pygmies … being as kool or krappy as you want to your peeps. Developers Bolt Creative work their asses off keeping Pocket God fresh and fly … releasing updates every few weeks … 32 of them since Pocket God first launched 18 months ago in January 2009.

Pocket God has established a cult following and is really one of the best and original apps available in the App Store. Spend a buck – check it out … Pocket God is a must have!

But perhaps due to their attention-deficit disorder (ADD), the Pocket God developers are not satisfied working 20 hours a day to keep up with their Usain Bolt-like pace of application updates (damn, just dawned on us … Bolt Creative / Usain Bolt … coincidence? – we think not!) … nope, they had to go out and take on another HUGE project – Comic Books. Just released a few hours ago … Pocket God Comics [iTunes $0.99].

Pocket God Comics is the first original iPhone application to get its own comic book. This digital comic is the first issue in a 4-part series (perhaps even more) available for both the iPhone and iPad … additional issues will be available via in-app purchase.

Besides the historic first edition Pocket God comic, the app contains a comic shop locator … just press the button and you’ll be able to find your local comic book shops. Why would you want to do this? Because Pocket God Comics is also available as a real live comic book … the kind made out of paper and ink and you get to turn the pages (remember those?). The print version will be released shortly and run a mere $3.95. If for some reason you live in the middle of boo-foo Egypt, you can pre-order Pocket God #1 and #2 (due out Oct. 27) over at Previews World.

Bolt Creative is also running a contest … one lucky bastard will win a $1,000 Apple Gift Certificate while everyone who enters the contest receives a Jet Pack unlock code. Check out the Pocket God Blog for more information.

Being the huge Pocket God fans we are … digital issue #1 has already been downloaded to our revolutionary iPhone 4 and magical iPad. The artwork is AMAZING, the storyline is SUPERB … 22 pages of pure Pocket God awesomeness. There really is no reason not to spend 99 cents for this historic digital issue #1 … as well as jump on the inaugural print issue. Hell, have you seen the insane price of Superman / Action Comics #1? Yeah, we’re thinking collector’s edition … Pocket God #1 + eBay = RETIREMENT!

Technorati Tags: Pocket God,Pocket God Comics,Bolt Creative,iPhone,iPad,Apple,App Store,KRAPPS,Ape Entertainment,Humor,Comedy

August 3, 2010 | Filed Under Books, Entertainment, News | 6 Comments

Miley Cyrus Legal Age Countdown For iPhone … And The App Store Is Now Complete

While this next app may appeal to the millions of little girls, tweens and teenage boys who drool over Miley Cyrus’ every move … let’s not be naive. You know damn well all those Maxim perverts and dirty old men are downloading it to celebrate Miley becoming legal … and wishfully hoping for the “Hannah Montana Gone Wild” video after the app expires on November 23, 2010 (in 112 days).

Sorry … the Miley Cyrus 18th Birthday Countdown app is too creepy, cheesy and bubble gummy for our taste … ewww. But if you insist … save yourself a buck and visit –> IsMileyLegal.com