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Top 10 Cars To Get Laid In – plus Recap Week Of November 8

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November 8: Analog Bacon Clock – No Pigs Were Harmed In The Making Of This App

November 9: no article – sick day (seriously, we were wrecked!)

November 10: Boob Ninja iPhone Game – Grab Boobs, Rack Up Points

November 11: #1 App In Germany Computes Your Condom Size – For Fun, Of Course

November 12: Butt Scan For iPhone – Safely Photocopy Your Bare Ass [Video]

November 13: This Is No Time to Lay Down Sally! [Sally’s Salon iPhone Game Review]

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Top 10 Cars To Get Laid In

[cue side 1, Led Zeppelin IV] <3 this movie!

We think it’s safe to say that most folks have had sex (involving another person) in a car. While the quality of the “auto erotica” experience is largely based on your partner, the type of vehicle also plays a huge role. Ever make love in a Pontiac Fiero? – freaking painful! How about a MINI Cooper? – it’s like a chastity belt!

Well the good folks at Ride Lust have put together a list of the top 10 cars to get laid in … think of them as beds on wheels. Below are the top 5 … click here to see the remainder of the list.

Shockingly, the Chevy Impala was not included and thus we can’t take this list seriously. Come on – have you seen the car? You could have a full on 10-person orgy in the back seat.

#1 – Cadillac Eldorado: Early to Mid-1970′s … a classic – on our bucket list.

#2 – Rolls Royce Phantom: Current Generation … sucker comes with a built-in bar, heated seats and a price tag higher than Lindsay Lohan’s cocaine bill.

#3 – Jeep Wrangler: Any Year … just like making love outdoors.

#4 – GMC Denali XL or Chevrolet Suburban … why limit this vehicle to sex? hell, a family of four could live comfortably in it.

#5 – Chrysler Town and County Mini-Van: Current Generation … mini-vans = little kids – ewww, no thanks!

November 14, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 4 Comments

Sexy Leaf Shirts, Huh? – plus Recap Week Of November 1

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November 1: Nude Runner Girl Edition Streaks To The #1 Overall FREE App

November 2: Milk A Cow With Your iPhone – Sure, Why Not? [Video]

November 3: App Sends Push Notification When Your Penis Is Ready For Sex

November 4: Hallelujah! See Jesus App Lets You See Jesus!

November 5: iPhone Developer Honest About His Crap App

November 6: Hysterically Disturbing ‘I Got An iPhone’ Music Video

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Go Green With These Leaf T-Shirts

Look, don’t get us wrong … we’re totally up for going green, hugging trees and saving the planet. But just because something is eco friendly, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s all good.

Take for example these designer leaf shirts (yes – LEAVES – like you are wearing them) called “Zero Footprint Shirt” by artist Dave Rittinger. Sure they are completely handmade using glue to hold them together, but come on … really?

[via Threadspot]

November 7, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 2 Comments

Hysterically Disturbing ‘I Got An iPhone’ Music Video

The crazy folks over at rathergood.com are up to their bizarre music video antics again. Their latest creation includes meat underwear, crazy kitten, the iPhone … and a sprinkle of Lady Gaga for good measure. “I Got An iPhone” … disturbing yet freakishly addicting!

November 6, 2010 | Filed Under News | Leave a Comment

Antoine Dogson – LMAO, Get It? DOGson … plus Recap Week Of October 25

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October 25: Masturbation & Ejaculation Found In Talking Chuck Boy iPhone App [Video]

October 26: Girls With Guns Applications – Then And Now

October 27: Angry Birds iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper Collection & More [Downloads]

October 28: Revenge Of The Nerds On Steve Jobs [Comic]

October 29: Doodle Jump iOS 4 iPhone Wallpaper Collection From Lima Sky [Downloads]

October 30: All You Zombies, Show Your Faces [Zombie Escape Review]

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Antoine Dogson – Best. Pet. Costume. Ever!

Ok we admit, we’re not big fans of dressing dogs in outfits and costumes (they’re freaking dogs – and they told us it humiliates them) … but this Antoine Dogson spotted at New York City’s Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade is funnier than shit! Bitch even has a Facebook page … run and tell that, homeboy!

[via Buzzfeed]

October 31, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | Leave a Comment

Doodle Jump iOS 4 iPhone Wallpaper Collection From Lima Sky [Downloads]

DUDE! … it’s like Christmas in October … HOORAY!

Earlier this week, we introduced a set of Halloween-themed Angry Birds iPhone wallpaper created by its developer, Rovio. Today we continue the giving from another kick ass classic App Store Hall Of Famer … Doodle Jump!

Minutes ago, Doodle Jump creators Igor and Marko Pusenjak of Lima Sky released some freaking sweet iOS 4 iPhone 4 Doodle Jump wallpapers … based on their latest Halloween update. Both home screen and lock screen versions are available for your doodling pleasure and are 640×960 in size … they’re optimized for Retina Display and will bring your iPhone 4 to a whole new level of coolness. And if you’re still waiting for that white iPhone 4 (nice job Apple) and stuck with the iPhone 3G(S), Lima Sky has you covered with 480×320 resolutions.

We are big fans of creative and unique iPhone wallpapers, so hopefully other developers will start issuing versions of their apps (hint, hint Pocket God).

[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]

iPhone 4 Lock Screen:

iPhone 4 Home Screen:

iPhone 3G(S) Lock Screen:

iPhone 3G(S) Home Screen:

October 29, 2010 | Filed Under Games, News | Leave a Comment

Revenge Of The Nerds On Steve Jobs [Comic]

Oh that Lewis Skolnick … he’s a witty one, LOL!

(via reddit)

October 28, 2010 | Filed Under News | 2 Comments

Angry Birds iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper Collection & More [Downloads]

Just in time for October 31 … Angry Birds developer, Rovio, has released some totally cool Halloween-themed iOS 4 iPhone 4 wallpapers based on their best-selling mobile game. Both home screen and lock screen versions are available for your downloading pleasure and are 640×960 in size … they’ll look killer on your iPhone 4. If you’re still kicking it old school with the iPhone 3G(S), check out the links below to download 480×320 resolutions for your iDevice.