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Masturbation & Ejaculation Found In Talking Chuck Boy iPhone App [Video]

Another day, another Apple screw-up …

Talking Chuck Boy is an animated iPhone application from Beijing-based HugaoMobile in which users interact with the lovable character Chuck. You can kick, poke or hit Chuck … his eyes will fall out, he’ll get a bump on his head and eventually he’ll pass out in a bloody mess from your abuse. Talking Chuck Boy is described as, “Fun for everyone! Kids, adults, friends, co-workers, and more.” … curiously Apple rated this violent app suitable for ages 9 and above.

Whoa! – Hey! – Hold on! … did you catch the 18 second mark of the video?!? Is Chuck choking the chicken?!? And what the hell is that white stuff flying around?!? Probably nothing since the app’s description says the “WC” button lets Chuck go to the bathroom.

Yeah right! Upon further review in the video below … Talking Chuck Boy masturbating and ejaculating is certainly not suitable for 9 year olds. And if Apple is serious about banning overtly sexual apps … well then Cupertino, we have a problem!

October 25, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, News | 11 Comments

Want This Digestive System Plush Doll By Yakult – plus Recap Week Of October 18

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

October 18: No Ordinary Fart App, Fartify Turns Farts Into Art!

October 19: Eminem, Kardashain & Others Become Bieber With Bieber Hair App

October 20: Victoria’s Secret For iPad Launches Making It iPad’s Sexiest App

October 21: Two More Excellent Grid-Style iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers [Download]

October 22: Woman Considers Lawsuit After Being Featured In Jersey Shore’s ‘The Situation’ App

October 23: Best Technology Headline Ever!

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Want This Plush So Bad!

OMG … totally want the cuddly pink digestive system plush doll from the new Yakult yogurt drink campaign “Love Your Insides”. Unfortunately Yakult is too busy making healthy drinks and have failed to begin production on this epic toy. We contacted Yakult with our dismay and upon receipt, will report their response (come on Yakult … these would make perfect Christmas gifts!).

In the meantime, you can enjoy this little digestive dude in his infamous TV commercial called “True Love” … what would I do, without a friend like you?

October 24, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | Leave a Comment

Best Technology Headline Ever!

A curious headline from Australian news agency News.Com.Au regarding this week’s “Back To The Mac” media event by Apple.

We’re still talking about tablet computers … aren’t we?

(via Buzzfeed)

October 23, 2010 | Filed Under News | Leave a Comment

Woman Considers Lawsuit After Being Featured In Jersey Shore’s ‘The Situation’ App

In case you have a life and missed the news … last month, “Jersey Shore” star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino launched his official iPhone app … ~~cleverly~~ named The Situation – Official App. The app enjoyed immediate success … skyrocketing into Apple’s Top 10 Grossing apps and ensuring Mikey has plenty of cash to keep buying Muscle Milk and fake tans.

But apparently it’s not all fine and dandy for this guido … The Situation has a bit of a situation with his newly released application.

Grenade Dodger is a video game within The Situation app. The objective is to avoid being hit by grenades by moving The Situation from side to side. In the case of this application, and on the hit reality TV series “Jersey Shore”, grenades are ugly girls.

According to RadarOnline.com, in efforts to keep the app as authentic as possible, The Situation instructed his developers to visits clubs he had frequented and shoot pictures of “3’s and 4’s” (on a scale of 1 to 10 for looks) for the Grenade Dodger game. RaderOnline.com reports …

When they surfaced on the application, one of the “grenades” was horrified and has since made legal threats to the breakout star of MTV’s reality smash.
“While the girls did know their photos were being taken, they were unaware they were about to become official grenades,” a source told RadarOnline.com.
“It came as a complete surprise and at least one of them is now considering her legal options.”

Just a bad Situation … bad!

(via RadarOnline.com)

October 22, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, News | 1 Comment

Two More Excellent Grid-Style iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers [Download]

Back in August, we featured an undiscovered grid-style iOS 4 iPhone 4 home screen wallpaper. We thought it was totally cool, extremely clever and promptly programmed it as our own wallpaper.

Two months later, this little gem has deservingly been all over the Internet … re-blogged, tweeted, digged, flickred, etc.

Today we present a slight variation of the original wallpaper … some of the callouts have changed and a new color, black, has been added. Remakes of the classic original … hope you’ll enjoy!

[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]

October 21, 2010 | Filed Under News | 2 Comments

Models Cat Fight On The Catwalk [Video] – plus Recap Week Of October 11

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

October 11: Chocolate, Cork Board & Bonsai Garden – iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]

October 12: For Only $40 This App Will Help You Become An Asshole

October 13: App Lets You Polish A Three Dimensional Turd – Why? [Now FREE]

October 14: First Grab Bag App Now Available – Will Anyone Buy It? [Mystery App]

October 15: Because Hot Chicks Smoking Cigarettes Make Us Horny – Smoking Girls App

October 16: Danger! Dodgeball, Will Robinson [App Review]

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Models Cat Fight On The Catwalk

Don’t worry if it’s real or fake (can be argued either way). Just enjoy these two Russian models who bear a striking resemblance to Ivan Drago in Rocky IV … I Must Break You!