This Is What Geek Porn Looks Like [Video] – plus Recap Week Of August 9

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August 9: Circuit Board iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers – Twice The Geeky Coolness [Download]

August 10: Learn Oral Sex The Apple Way With C*********s 101 [NC-17]

August 11: We Downloaded iSwimNude Because We Like To Swim Naked!

August 12: FU Apple Results In Huge Sales, Then Quickly Banished – Camera+ Pulled From App Store

August 13: White iPhone 4 Delay, The Real Reasons – Evil Orcs, White Supremacists & More [Comic]

August 14: This Is Why Steve Wozniak Rocks! [Video]

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Oh No! Geeks Gone Wild!

LMAO! From Revision 3 Internet Television … this is what happens when geeks get all sexed up and start shooting XXX videos.

Unboxing Porn – iPad Edition … it’s sexy, seductive and HOT HOT HOT!

 

August 15, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 4 Comments 

This Orchestra Fail Will Make Your Ears Bleed [Video] – plus Recap Week Of August 2

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August 2: Miley Cyrus Legal Age Countdown For iPhone … And The App Store Is Now Complete

August 3: Pocket God Comics Now Available – First Comic Book From An Original iPhone App

August 4: Are You A Dead Lay? Super Hero Sex App To The Rescue!

August 5: iPopcorn Popper App – Will It Pop? [Video]

August 6: Double Rainbow Pee, What Does This Mean? Urine Teller App Can Help!

August 7: Hey Soldier, You’re Looking a Little Sheepish – Saving Private Sheep [iPhone Game Review]

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Warning: Play At Your Own Risk

This next clip may cause serious injury … DA HORROR! (make sure you turn the volume WAY UP – LMAO)

 

(via FAIL Blog)

August 8, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | Leave a Comment 

Parents Can Be Such Assholes – plus Recap Week Of July 26

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July 26: OMG! Double Rainbow All The Way Now Appearing In The App Store For Free!

July 27: The Legend Of Zelda iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

July 28: The Evolution Of Steve Jobs And Apple

July 29: New App Helps Users Achieve An Orgasm (Not A “Massage” App)

July 30: People Of Walmart Official iPhone App – It’s New, It’s FREE!

July 31: Farts, Zombies, Evil Unicorn, Pope, Chuck Norris, Hitler – All In One Epic iPhone Game

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Creative Parenting?

Watching Porn + Smoking Pot = Public Humiliation?

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(via Buzzfeed)

August 1, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, Recap | Leave a Comment 

MC Hammer Becomes Apple’s New iPhone 4 Spokesperson – plus Recap Week Of July 19

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July 19: Top 10 Steve Jobs Quotes From iPhone 4 Antennagate Press Conference

July 20: Apple’s Only Black Employee Voices His Frustration With iPhone 4 [Video]

July 21: Feel The Need To Kill Yourself? Death Chug iPhone App Can Help!

July 22: Small Penis? Male Size App Will Make You Feel Better About It!

July 23: Apple Bans America’s Next Top Model Contestant As Inappropriate – You Be The Judge

July 24: Apple Bans America’s Next Top Model Contestant As Inappropriate – You Be The Judge

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HAMMERTIME

Sorry folks … it had to be done …

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[via J from the UK]

July 25, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | Leave a Comment 

Only $495 Gets You This Classic Read From Amazon – plus Recap Week Of July 12

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July 12: Spanking The Donkey – We’re Still Talking About An iPhone Game, Right?

July 13: Medical Ailment Linked To iPhone 4 [Comic Strip]

July 14: iPhone Born In The Jungles Of Guatemala, Not Cupertino (Video Proof)

July 15: The iPhone Can Now Make Your Breasts Bigger – Pissed Off Boob Job Surgeons Demand Recall

July 16: “F*ck” Now Allowed In The App Store – Al Pacino Soundboard Proves It Repeatedly

July 17: Dig Dug iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

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Recommended Reading – For IDIOTS!

Since you’re here, you probably know what we’re all about … KRAPPS = Crap Apps … the stupid, strange, whacky and weird of the App Store. Penis enlargers, baby killers, underage porn, etc.

But after seeing this next item, we’re thinking … screw the App Store, let’s start a site solely dedicated to all the shit Amazon sells. Like this $495 book … The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China … which isn’t really even a book, it’s a five hundred dollar PDF download about the future Chinese crappers – WTF?!?

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Make sure you read Amazon’s product page and customer reviews for this sack of suck … worth way more than $495, it’s priceless!

July 18, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 2 Comments 

Donkey Kong iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper- plus Recap Week Of July 5

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July 5: Tap Tap Vuvuzela For iPhone – C’mon Tapulous, Make It

July 6: Disturbing New Way To Hold iPhone 4

July 7: Turn Your iPhone Into A Frickin’ Laser, Moving Fan, Real Flashlight And More

July 8: Ultimate Pac-Man iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper Collection [10 Downloads]

July 9: 100+ Ways To NOT Get Laid App Advices Users To ‘Shit In Their Bed’

July 10: LandFormer – Puzzles Undisguised [iPhone Game Review]

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Donkey Kong iPhone iOS 4 Home Screen Wallpaper

DK1 So a few days ago we presented an awesome collection of 10 different  Pac-Man wallpapers (well technically 9 Pac-Man and 1 Ms. Pac-Man) … specifically designed for the iPhone 4 iOS 4 (640×960 size). Very cool stuff and chicks dig us cuz we now use one of the Pac-Man designs our home screen wallpaper.

But similar to Donkey Kong released in 1981 … a year after Pac-Man … the Donkey Kong iPhone 4 iOS 4 wallpaper once again follows in Pac-Man’s footsteps. Created by Geeky Gadgets reader Taylor Griffin, the Donkey Kong wallpaper is best suited for your iPhone’s home screen and cleverly integrates Mario, Pauline, Donkey Kong, girders, ladders, barrels and more.

Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save. Enjoy!

Doonkey Kong iPhone Wallpaper

July 11, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 2 Comments 

Katy Perry Parody “California Dorks” is Dorktastic! – plus Recap: Week Of June 28

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June 28: Best Part Of iOS 4 …

June 29: Monkey Boy – The Legend Continues

June 30: Nudity, Blood, Violence & Murder – Crazy Bitch Soccer Fans Love Super Streaker

July 1: Make Rice Boobs With Rice Implants App

July 2: App Lets Users Send Erections As Gifts (not kidding!)

July 3: Vuvuzela Ate My Brain! – Pro Zombie Soccer for iPhone

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LAMO @ Katy Perry Parody “California Dorks”

Happy Fourth of July to all our American peeps!

And what better way to celebrate America’s Independence Day than with this awesome music video from Jason Munday’s Skyway Flyers. “California Dorks” is a hysterical parody of Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” smash hit single … and living in Southern California, we pissed our pants from hysterics as “California Dorks” brilliantly covers just about every stereotype in the SoCal nerd scene … We’ll get some In’ N Out for breakfast – Disneyland like four times a week – Wifi on the beach, we’re ustreaming from our smartphones.

 

July 4, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 4 Comments 

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