Taxi Me

Title: Taxi Hold’em
Category: Entertainment

hailingcabsmall Have you ever hailed a cab? Yes, I know, I know … I feel ya … what a pain in the ass … just a total nightmare having to wave your arm at an approaching taxi to make it stop … honestly, I’d rather go to the dentist or drive a nail through my head than attempt to stop a cab. It’s brutal and most of us simply cannot get the hang of this whole hail a cab thing.

Taxi-Holdem-Hand Well I’m here to deliver good news – rejoice – the Taxi Hold’em app has arrived! For a mere 99 cents, you’ll have those rotten cab drivers come to a screeching halt every time they see you display your Taxi Hold’em app. And I’ll let you in on a little secret … the Taxi Hold’em app has magical superpowers … oh hell yeah … push a button, flash your iPhone and you’ll be entering taxi stopping nirvana. Rumor has it that the Taxi Hold’em app is so powerful that it will stop all taxis within a one mile radius (supposedly the $2.99 version covers a three mile range). And get this … when a driver picks you up while using this app, you’ll receive VIP treatment … don’t believe, just read below what Dave The Cabbie says on the developer’s web site:

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But with any great app, there are possible hazards (epilepsy and getting run over by a cab) … so before using Taxi Hold’em, carefully read the disclaimer on the developer’s web site.

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Finally, I must caution you … this powerful app is very complex. All sorts of techno KRAPPS going on with Taxi Hold’em … transition settings, pace options, audio selections, etc. Fortunately for all of us, the developers have released what they call “The OFFICIAL Taxi Hold’em Instruction Video” … good thing, because this app was really starting to confuse the KRAPPS out of me. So on that note, streaming directly from the developer’s web site, we  leave you with “The OFFICIAL Taxi Hold’em Instruction Video” …BeerMe

(ps – I can actually see a similar useful app called “Beer Me” … great for crowded bars, jam-packed parties or sellout ballgames/concerts. And no, a pickup line version inspired by the movie Cocktail is not a good idea.)

Comments

  • http://melikbilge.com Melik Yuksel

    I need this the next time I want an epileptic driver in the middle of New York City to cause a pile-up! :D

  • http://melikbilge.com Melik Yuksel

    I need this the next time I want an epileptic driver in the middle of New York City to cause a pile-up! :D

  • http://melikbilge.com Melik Yuksel

    I need this the next time I want an epileptic driver in the middle of New York City to cause a pile-up! :D

  • http://melikbilge.com Melik Yuksel

    I need this the next time I want an epileptic driver in the middle of New York City to cause a pile-up! :D

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    No kidding … something to think about & was never mentioned … epileptic taxi drivers … not good

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    No kidding … something to think about & was never mentioned … epileptic taxi drivers … not good

  • http://goldenboat.wordpress.com/ Paul O'Connor

    Why just stick out my hand and wave when I can press five or six buttons on my phone, then hold it up and look like a tool? This iPhone business really is going to change lives, isn't it?

  • Appy_Entertainment

    Why just stick out my hand and wave when I can press five or six buttons on my phone, then hold it up and look like a tool? This iPhone business really is going to change lives, isn't it?

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    LOL … isn't that someone's slogan … “Changing Lives, One App At A Time” … indeed, there is an app for EVERYTHING … birth control, marital advise, sore necks, drunk dialing, dog training, self-esteem, picking up chicks …. the list goes on and on … how did we ever live without our iPhones???

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    LOL … isn't that someone's slogan … “Changing Lives, One App At A Time” … indeed, there is an app for EVERYTHING … birth control, marital advise, sore necks, drunk dialing, dog training, self-esteem, picking up chicks …. the list goes on and on … how did we ever live without our iPhones???

  • http://goldenboat.wordpress.com/ Paul O'Connor

    Hey, we're “Making the world happier, one game at a time,” but since we haven't shipped anything yet, y'all have license to be miserable.

    Seriously, far be it for me to criticize anyone who's brought anything to market for this kooky iPhone … but some of these ideas remind me of http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_int

  • Appy_Entertainment

    Hey, we're “Making the world happier, one game at a time,” but since we haven't shipped anything yet, y'all have license to be miserable.

    Seriously, far be it for me to criticize anyone who's brought anything to market for this kooky iPhone … but some of these ideas remind me of http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_int

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    I strongly agree with Krapps, epileptic taxi drivers are not good at all .

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