The sheer volume of completely whacked out apps never ceases to amaze us. It’s like cruising through the developer nuthouse where every programmer is completely psycho. Seriously – we’re thinking these devs are hopped up on nitrous oxide or just sniffed too much glue in elementary school.
Then there’s the Bikini Fart app. If hearing and smelling farts from a chick in a bikini brings you joy … DUDE … you have ISSUES!
Vomit, Urine, Spanking, Lice, Sex Algorithms … the list of freak show apps goes on and on.
One of the most bizarre apps we’ve covered is Sexy Alphabet … targeting individuals who get pleasure from hearing the alphabet recited by a sexual way. Uh hello CRACK HEAD … we don’t give a shiat who’s saying them … the ABC’s are NOT SEXY!
And surprise surprise … from the same developer of Sexy Alphabet (dude call himself “theM”), comes these two latest classics:
Angry Kittens Attack and Crazy Puppy Massacre
I know this is getting old and tired … but as Apple likes to say …
Want To Kill Kittens And Puppies?
There’s An App For That!
Yeah sicko … welcome to the App Store Asylum. No need to push and shove – there’s plenty of sick and mentally unstable material for everyone. Even those who get off killing kitties and puppies … ha! ha! ha! … APPLE is so brilliantly EVIL!