No Matter How You Say It – You Are A Douche Bag

Sometimes the most simple and straight forward apps provide the highest entertainment value. No trendy 15-year-old naked girl pictures – no sexy hot bikini girls from every creed, color and race – no poop race car driving – no touching crotch – no models that have VD … and certainly no farting, puking, pissing or zit picking – those were so 5 months ago!

Nope, sometimes the most successful KRAPPS are just he good old-fashioned, no beating around the bush, get straight to the point kind of app. The kind of app that when you press a button, your iPhone blares:

“You Are A Douche Bag!”

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Seriously, how perfect is that? … You Are A Douche Bag! … think about these words of wisdom, perfect for just about any life situation …

> Some dumbass talking during Transformers? …
   You Are A Douche Bag
> Some dipshit on an airplane reclines his seat so far back he’s now laying in your lap? …
   You Are A Douche Bag
> Some wanker keeps asking the teacher inane questions and prolonging class? …
   You Are A Douche Bag
> Some dickhead using speaker phone in public areas at work? …
   You Are A Douche Bag
> Some ass wipe who completes every sentence with, “Ya know what I’m sayin”? …
   You Are A Douche Bag

Simple, straight forward and to the point – You Are A Douche Bag … and that’s why developer Arty Baby is brilliant. Dude was basically sick of calling out all the douche bags in his life, so he created the youDB app [iTunes] to do the work for him. Launch app – push button … You Are A Douche Bag.

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But since douche bags come in all shapes, sizes and nationalities … that clever Arty included the douche bag call out in TWELVE different languages. French douche bags, unitednationsJPG22 German douche bags, Italian douche bags, Spanish douche bags, Finnish douche bags, Portuguese douche bags and more … it’s like the United Nations Of Douche Bags!

Although youDB is classified as an Entertainment app, we strongly encourage Arty to re-categorize the app as a Utility … having your iPhone call someone a douche bag in not 1 but 12 languages – that’s a helluv useful utility … let’s see your piece of shit Blackberry Storm do that, biatch!

Only problem with the youDB app is the fact that this Arty character opened up a real can of worms. We know a ton of Russian a-holes and would love to smack them with a
Ruski-style douche bag. And heck, no Asian or Middle-Eastern douche bag call outs? – WTF is that? – these folks are just begging to be douche bagged. Anyways, hopefully Arty will feel enough douche bag pressure to bang out a few updates so people worldwide can properly unite and fight the good douche bag fight … do it Arty!

Comments

  • http://www.suzisweets.com MyCakesRock

    I don't know if I should watch my language on here but I will just say this, THIS APP IS EFFIN AWESOME, about as great as TWSS ;D

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    EFFIN is cool …. you could always censor the term … similar to how Apple
    censored VAGINA to V****A … so let's just say E***N ;)

  • Dee

    Developer is Arty Baby.

  • Dee

    TWELVE different language

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    ayyyy – you have to reply to @KRAPPS via Twitter

  • http://www.suzisweets.com MyCakesRock

    I don't know if I should watch my language on here but I will just say this, THIS APP IS EFFIN AWESOME, about as great as TWSS ;D

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    EFFIN is cool …. you could always censor the term … similar to how Apple
    censored VAGINA to V****A … so let's just say E***N ;)

  • Dee

    Developer is Arty Baby.

  • Dee

    TWELVE different language

  • http://krapps.com KRAPPS

    ayyyy – you have to reply to @KRAPPS via Twitter