Dancing Pancakes – Further Proof The App Store Is On Drugs

iPhone_Devs_FINAL Shhhh! Be very quiet … let’s listen in on a conversation over at HarryWorks – they develop high quality, life changing iPhone apps. We think they went to Stanford, they are mensas:

>> “Dude – I’m hungry”
>> “Cool – I’m wasted dude”

>> “Yeah dude, that’s why I’m hungry – I’m so wasted also”
>> “Dude – let’s get some grind”

>> “Dude – we have no dinero for food, Apple still hasn’t paid us”
>> “Paid us for what dude?”

>> “Dude – the app we sell in the App Store – I forget its name”
>> “We don’t have an app dude”

>> “We don’t?!? Dude – shut up – I thought we sell apps”
>> “No dude – we have no app, no dinero and no food – but we are wasted”

>> “Dude – let’s make an app right now”
>> “We’re wasted and hungry dude”

>> “Right on dude – it’ll be killer – let’s make an app when we’re wasted and hungry –
      everyone will buy it”
>> “Ok dude – let’s make an app – got any ideas”

>> “Let’s make an app with a pancake dude – we’ll make the pancake do stuff like dance,
      whistle and sing”
>> “Dude – you are out of your F’ing mind – that is some stupid shit”
>> “I know dude – I’m so hungry and wasted”

You think we’re kidding about this drug induced brainstorming session (we use the term “brain” loosely)? … uh, no … meet Raoul The Dancing Pancake

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Raoul1 Raoul2 Raoul3

Seriously, WTF is this – Harold and Kumar Go To App Land? … “An app where you can mess with a pancake” … ????? … sorry bro, too freaking weird for us – we’d rather mess with Sexy Memory or the Tera Patrick apps. And don’t give us this krap … “we’re targeting the kid market” … seeing a pissed off pancake in a bed of flames is a sure fire way to jack up your children for the rest of their lives.

So we got a Bacon Man … and we got a Matzah Man … and now we have a Pancake Man who not only dances, whistles and sings … but has wild mood swings? Damn, who needs drugs when you have the App Store.

August 12, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • harryworks
    Hello I am the creator of the app raoul the dancing pancake. I would like to point out that none of this is true! We had nothing to do with stanford, we were not hi, and children love our app!
  • Hello and thanks for visiting KRAPPS! Hopefully you had a chance to look at
    some of our other articles ... so you understand our complete chaos.

    Are you sure this stuff is not true? We could have sworn this happened ...
    like these little voices inside our heads kept telling us the story, word
    for word ... hmmm, maybe it's us on drugs - gosh darn, did someone slip us
    roofies? (great movie - The Hangover) ;)
  • Hello and thanks for visiting KRAPPS! Hopefully you had a chance to look at
    some of our other articles ... so you understand our complete chaos.

    Are you sure this stuff is not true? We could have sworn this happened ...
    like these little voices inside our heads kept telling us the story, word
    for word ... hmmm, maybe it's us on drugs - gosh darn, did someone slip us
    roofies? (great movie - The Hangover) ;)
  • samdman
    Dude
  • SplinteredMind
    Duuuude
  • Extremocracy
    dude
  • amazingnachos
    Dude...
  • Dude!
  • "Dude - let's go get that paycheck!"
    "But I forgot which app we have!"
    "Find the Matzah, I'm pretty sure"
    "Okay then!"
  • hmmmm .... those guys still seem angry! ;)
  • Haha
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