Dancing Pancakes – Further Proof The App Store Is On Drugs

iPhone_Devs_FINAL Shhhh! Be very quiet … let’s listen in on a conversation over at HarryWorks – they develop high quality, life changing iPhone apps. We think they went to Stanford, they are mensas:

>> “Dude – I’m hungry”
>> “Cool – I’m wasted dude”

>> “Yeah dude, that’s why I’m hungry – I’m so wasted also”
>> “Dude – let’s get some grind”

>> “Dude – we have no dinero for food, Apple still hasn’t paid us”
>> “Paid us for what dude?”

>> “Dude – the app we sell in the App Store – I forget its name”
>> “We don’t have an app dude”

>> “We don’t?!? Dude – shut up – I thought we sell apps”
>> “No dude – we have no app, no dinero and no food – but we are wasted”

>> “Dude – let’s make an app right now”
>> “We’re wasted and hungry dude”

>> “Right on dude – it’ll be killer – let’s make an app when we’re wasted and hungry –
      everyone will buy it”
>> “Ok dude – let’s make an app – got any ideas”

>> “Let’s make an app with a pancake dude – we’ll make the pancake do stuff like dance,
      whistle and sing”
>> “Dude – you are out of your F’ing mind – that is some stupid shit”
>> “I know dude – I’m so hungry and wasted”

You think we’re kidding about this drug induced brainstorming session (we use the term “brain” loosely)? … uh, no … meet Raoul The Dancing Pancake

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Raoul1 Raoul2 Raoul3

Seriously, WTF is this – Harold and Kumar Go To App Land? … “An app where you can mess with a pancake” … ????? … sorry bro, too freaking weird for us – we’d rather mess with Sexy Memory or the Tera Patrick apps. And don’t give us this krap … “we’re targeting the kid market” … seeing a pissed off pancake in a bed of flames is a sure fire way to jack up your children for the rest of their lives.

So we got a Bacon Man … and we got a Matzah Man … and now we have a Pancake Man who not only dances, whistles and sings … but has wild mood swings? Damn, who needs drugs when you have the App Store.

August 12, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • The_iGeek

    “Dude – let's go get that paycheck!”
    “But I forgot which app we have!”
    “Find the Matzah, I'm pretty sure”
    “Okay then!”

  • hmmmm …. those guys still seem angry! 😉

  • The_iGeek

    Dude!

  • amazingnachos

    Dude…

  • Extremocracy

    dude

  • Haha

  • SplinteredMind

    Duuuude

  • samdman

    Dude

  • harryworks

    Hello I am the creator of the app raoul the dancing pancake. I would like to point out that none of this is true! We had nothing to do with stanford, we were not hi, and children love our app!

  • Hello and thanks for visiting KRAPPS! Hopefully you had a chance to look at
    some of our other articles … so you understand our complete chaos.

    Are you sure this stuff is not true? We could have sworn this happened …
    like these little voices inside our heads kept telling us the story, word
    for word … hmmm, maybe it's us on drugs – gosh darn, did someone slip us
    roofies? (great movie – The Hangover) 😉

  • Hello and thanks for visiting KRAPPS! Hopefully you had a chance to look at
    some of our other articles … so you understand our complete chaos.

    Are you sure this stuff is not true? We could have sworn this happened …
    like these little voices inside our heads kept telling us the story, word
    for word … hmmm, maybe it's us on drugs – gosh darn, did someone slip us
    roofies? (great movie – The Hangover) 😉

  • Hello and thanks for visiting KRAPPS! Hopefully you had a chance to look at
    some of our other articles … so you understand our complete chaos.

    Are you sure this stuff is not true? We could have sworn this happened …
    like these little voices inside our heads kept telling us the story, word
    for word … hmmm, maybe it's us on drugs – gosh darn, did someone slip us
    roofies? (great movie – The Hangover) 😉

  • Hello and thanks for visiting KRAPPS! Hopefully you had a chance to look at
    some of our other articles … so you understand our complete chaos.

    Are you sure this stuff is not true? We could have sworn this happened …
    like these little voices inside our heads kept telling us the story, word
    for word … hmmm, maybe it's us on drugs – gosh darn, did someone slip us
    roofies? (great movie – The Hangover) 😉