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Free Full Version ‘Word Driven’ iPhone Game Using Our Secret Code ($2 Value)
In case you didn’t receive the memo … exercising your brain is good thing. Similar to the rest of your body, it is a case of “use it or lose it” with your brain’s muscle. So to help you avoid becoming the next Lindsay Lohan <dumb – dumb – dumb>, we present the P90X of iPhone apps … Word Driven [iTunes FREE].
Word Driven is a simple yet challenging word puzzle game, unique to the App Store. You are presented with 3 letters with the objective of creating a word using those 3 letters … in the same order. For example, given the letters “SPR” … you could create SPIDER. Letters “SYS” can result in SYSTEMATIC.
The longer the word, the more points you get … ENTERTAINMENT scores higher than BENT when using the 3 letters “ENT”. Get it? See, it’s easy … but can get totally challenging as Word Driven has four difficulty levels. At the hardest difficulty setting, Word Driven is one of the most challenging word games – ever.
Controls, game music, graphics and user interface are all top-notch and extremely polished. Word Driven is so kick ass, it was featured by Apple as a “New and Noteworthy” application. We love the fact that Word Driven is OpenFeint Enabled … satisfying our competitive juices as we compare our scores to folks worldwide. And to make Word Driven even more entertaining, you can play either the Race Mode (get as many points as you can before time runs out) or Road Trip (play at leisure, additional penalties applied). Oh … and did we mention all this Word Driven epicness is FREE?
FREE is nice, but will only take you so far. Via a $1.99 in-app purchase, players can unlock additional game levels and difficulty settings. But before you frown at a measly 199 cents, Word Driven contains SwappIt code technology … meaning when you make the in-app purchase, you’ll receive a code … give that SwappIt code to a friend and they will be able to receive the $1.99 worth of upgrades for FREE. It’s sort of like a “buy one, get one free” special … and good for karma. No other developers use such revolutionary technology … they should … because it’s uniquely super cool!
*** Free Full Version Of Word Driven To All KRAPPS Viewers ($1.99 value) ***
Big shouts to the folks at Headlight Software who were kind enough to create a secret uber SwappIt code exclusively for our viewers … allowing you to download all game levels and difficulty setting for free. Simply CLICK HERE to download the free Word Driven app. Within the SwappIt screen, enter the secret uber code … KRAPPS.COM … press “Done” and voila … the full version of Word Driven has been unlocked and ready for your P90X brain workout. Enjoy!
Pocket God Honors Its Fans With Hysterical ‘Update Song’ [Music Video]
On January 9, 2009, developers Dave Castelnuovo and Allan Dye released Pocket God. Little did they know that Pocket God would skyrocket them into App Store glory … but at the same time, jacked up their life forever.
When Pocket God was first released 20 months ago, Dave and Allan embarked on an insane journey. They basically became monks (or addicts) … locking themselves indoors, working on Pocket God 24/7 and releasing new updates EVERY WEEK. This insane pace continued month after month after month. Naturally since Dave and Allan are only human, the updates slowed a tad … but still, the amount of new material Pocket God has received over the past 20 months is astonishing … 33 updates!
Now the problem is that when you publish such frequent updates, people start expecting (demanding) it at the regular intervals. When Dave and Allan are “late” with an update, the Pocket God world is turned upside down and fanboys cry <bitch – bitch – bitch> …
Where Is The Update? – Give Us The Update! – We Want The Update Now!
LMAO … gotta love the passion, enthusiasm and fanaticism of Pocket God followers. And what better way to honor these insane and awesome Pocket God fans than through song? Dave and Allan teamed up with singer-songwriter Jonathan Mann (of “The iPhone Antenna Song” and “That’s Just The Woz” fame) to produce the hilarious “Pocket God Update Song” … featuring the only boy band that doesn’t suck – the Pigmy Boy Band.
(and yeah … where the hell are those overtly sexual female pygmies Dave/Allan? … we want them now! … bitch – bitch – bitch)
ShamWow Guy Pimps Eminem’s “Recovery” To Success – plus Recap Week Of September 13
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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
September 13: Warning: Party In My Pants App Can Cause Injury!
September 14: Fumble! NFL Manages To Piss Off Customers With Their Debut App
September 15: Even In Prison, Lil Wayne Rocks The iPhone With These Noteworthy Apps
September 16: Rack Stare App Helps You Stare At Boobs Without Getting Caught
September 17: Clever Window-Themed iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers Fight Evil [Download]
September 18: The Gods Must Be Lazy [Godville iPhone Game Review]
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ShamWow Guy Pimps Eminem’s “Recovery” Album
American rapper Eminem has been blowing up this year thanks to his hit album “Recovery”. Released on June 21, “Recovery” is the fifth-best selling album of 2010 in the US, with two Billboard #1 singles. As of August 1, Eminem’s “Recovery” album has sold 1.83 million copies worldwide.
So what’s the secret to Eminem’s success? You would think a combination of talent, hard work and luck … but you’d be wrong. It’s all about the ShamWow Guy and the hysterical “Recovery” infomercial. Check it (bummer, the ShamPon is already sold out) …
Clever Window-Themed iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers Fight Evil [Download]
“An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.”
– William Makepeace Thackeray
Meh – evil people suck! So as Thackeray suggests … keep your window clean.
In efforts to make you a nicer, kinder and gentler person … we present a pair of squeaky CLEAN window iOS 4 iPhone 4 home screen wallpapers. Choose the starry night or sunny day version … where each of your application icons will rest peacefully within a window pane (clever).
As usual … all wallpapers are 640×960 in size so they look killer on your home screen.
[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]
Even In Prison, Lil Wayne Rocks The iPhone With These Noteworthy Apps
Every couple of weeks, Apple publishes a list called “New and Noteworthy” … especially awesome iPhone applications that Apple recommends to the buying public. Having your app on this list is a developer’s dream come true as “New and Noteworthy” apps tend to skyrocket up the charts and achieve financial success.
“New and Noteworthy” … MEH! We’re here to tell you this list blows … case in point, Apple neglected to mention any of the epic Lil Wayne iPhone applications listed below. FAIL!
Be Like Lil’ Wayne
It’s true … the world would be a better place if everyone was like Lil Wayne! Currently in prison on weapons charges, couple with numerous arrests involving drugs and a variety of other misconducts … hard to imagine a better role model than this American rapper.
Lil Wayne Fortune Teller
It’s Lil Wayne – complete with tats, bling and dreads – reading your fo’tune wit a Magik 8-Balz … what could be greater dan dis?
Free Weezy
The first of its kind … and iPhone app which counts down the jail term of a felon. As previously noted, Lil Wayne is currently in prison after being convicted of criminal possession of a weapon. He is scheduled to be released sometime in November. If you need to keep track of the exact time until this momentous occasion, download Free Weezy now – yo!
Meet The Ass Family – plus Recap Week Of September 6
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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
September 6 – Creep Alert … Snuggie + Macarena = Snugarena [Video]
September 7 – Animal Sex App – Because Darn It, The App Store Was Really Lacking In Animal Porn!
September 8 – Football In The Groin Painfully Delivers 25 Reasons To Protect Your Genitals
September 9 – Fart Studio Makes A Stink With Its Hysterical iPad Spoof Commercial [Video]
September 10 – Porn Abundant In “I Show Off” App – Apple Fails To Enforce Their New Guidelines [NSFW]
September 11 – Same Day Apple Says ‘No More Fart Apps’ They Approve One Anyways
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The Ass Family
LMAO … aren’t they lovely?
Porn Abundant In “I Show Off” App – Apple Fails To Enforce Their New Guidelines [NSFW]
Nine-time Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis once said …. “Life Is All About Timing” … we couldn’t agree more.
Yesterday, in an attempt to make the app review and approval process less arbitrary, Apple released a set of guidelines to its developers. This official document from Apple is pretty hysterical as they try to be all hip, cool and non-corporate with their language … “We have over 250,000 apps in the App Store. We don’t need any more fart apps.”
Apple has always had a zero-tolerance policy for porn and nudity in the App Store … frequently banning nudie apps which somehow managed to get by Apple’s watchful eye:
06/25/09 – Hottest Girls … 07/01/09 – BeautyMeter … 07/30/09 – theXchange … 08/21/09 – Check myHottie … 09/15/09 – My X Girlfriend … 01/21/10 – forChan … 05/12/10 – Top Secret 2, Model Pose and Model Pose 2
Apple has now made their “No Porn Allowed” policy even clearer as Section 18 of the new App Store Review Guidelines document is dedicated to pornography …
18. Pornography
18.1 Apps containing pornographic material, defined by Webster’s Dictionary as "explicit descriptions or displays of sexual organs or activities intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings", will be rejected
18.2 Apps that contain user generated content that is frequently pornographic (ex "Chat Roulette" apps) will be rejected
Which brings us back to Carl’s “Life Is All About Timing” … LMAO … publish as many rules and guidelines as you want Apple, but if you can’t enforce them, your official policies don’t mean shit.
I Show Off, by Blue Sky Software, is an iPhone app which has been around for the past seven months (and is about to get banned). It’s one of those user-generated content applications where you upload a picture from within the app … the developer approves it … the image is published to the app … and the user community votes it yay or nay.
The whole “approve images before going live” concept is sound … however in reality, it’s pretty ineffective … Apple has been burned way too many times by this workflow (see our list of banned apps 4 inches above). User-generated images frequently translate to nudes and porn … as evident in the buttload of naked chick pics within I Show Off that have been there for months (displayed are some of the “tamer” selections).
“We have over 250,000 apps in the App Store. We don’t need any more fart apps” … you betcha Apple … and we can’t wait to report the next fart app you approve following this “no more farts” guideline (wait for it … it’ll happen – after all, this is Apple we’re talking about).
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