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Circuit Board iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers – Twice The Geeky Coolness [Download]
In this edition of unique iOS 4 wallpapers for your iPhone 4 home screen, we decided to veer away from our usual offerings and present something geekier than retro video games wallpaper. This time we explore our innermost electrical geek and turn our iPhone 4 into a primitive yet awesomely cool circuit board.
These home screen gems were created by Some Geek In Tennessee (seriously, that’s the name of the dude’s website … kinda of an oxymoron since we thought only hicks live in Tennessee – our bad) … and come in two delicious flavors – Vanilla and Kitchen Sink.
The vanilla version contains just the cpu and has an appealing minimal look to it … while kitchen sink not only has the cpu, but also caps, resistors, vias and a whole bunch of other stuff that would make even the nerdiest electrical engineer break out in song and dance. Enjoy!
[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]
This Orchestra Fail Will Make Your Ears Bleed [Video] – plus Recap Week Of August 2
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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
August 2: Miley Cyrus Legal Age Countdown For iPhone … And The App Store Is Now Complete
August 3: Pocket God Comics Now Available – First Comic Book From An Original iPhone App
August 4: Are You A Dead Lay? Super Hero Sex App To The Rescue!
August 5: iPopcorn Popper App – Will It Pop? [Video]
August 6: Double Rainbow Pee, What Does This Mean? Urine Teller App Can Help!
August 7: Hey Soldier, You’re Looking a Little Sheepish – Saving Private Sheep [iPhone Game Review]
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Warning: Play At Your Own Risk
This next clip may cause serious injury … DA HORROR! (make sure you turn the volume WAY UP – LMAO)
(via FAIL Blog)
Hey Soldier, You’re Looking a Little Sheepish – Saving Private Sheep [iPhone Game Review]
(written by guest author Tim Giron. follow Tim on Twitter @timgiron)
From the opening salvo of the old timey newsreel intro to the hilariously impossible to understand ovine leader, General Sheepard, to the sometimes dastardly difficult puzzles that comprise the gameplay, Saving Private Sheep [iTunes $0.99] by Bulkypix is a winner on many levels.
The game starts you off easy, with a few basic levels that outline the mechanics of attaining your goals. Don’t be fooled by these introductory levels, however, the puzzles will quickly ramp up. The basic idea is that you are presented with a sheep soldier that is resting upon a structure. By carefully removing the elements that the structure is made of, you attempt to get the sheep onto solid ground. One false move, however, and he’ll tumble over the side and be devoured by the wolves. In later levels, the sheep must make it across chasms to reach safety, requiring careful and precise timing of falling elements.
There were several levels that took me multiple tries to get through (like the first time I had to flip the sheep into the air to get him to safety). It is also important to pay attention to any levels where the General gives you pointers. These levels introduce new concepts that are key to success, like when a wolf appears in sheep’s clothing which changes your goal to *trying* to dump the "soldier in disguise" over the side.
The military theme carries throughout as you move across the campaign battlefield map and try to achieve medals for your best scores. The in-game music and sound effects also follow this theme. Global leaderboards are available via OpenFeint integration.
The iPhone and iPod Touch version is just 99 cents [iTunes] with two additional campaigns available via InApp purchase for 99 cents each. There is also an iPad HD version for $3.99 [iTunes], which I have not yet played, but it sports 20 new levels that were designed just for the device.
Double Rainbow Pee, What Does This Mean? Urine Teller App Can Help!
Oh My God! Oh My God!
The other day we were taking a leak … it was a full on double rainbow piss … all the way! The colors of our pee were so intense … whoa … so bright, so vivid! Oh My God!
But as we finished our business and took one last look at our full on double rainbow in the urinal … we were left saddened and confused. Our double rainbow piss … what does this mean?
Looking back on our emotional pissing experience, we sure could’ve used the Urine Teller app to help answer our existential question … what does this mean?
Surprisingly (well – not really), Urine Teller is the only application in the App Store which helps you analyze the color of your pee. Just match the color of your wizz to the corresponding color strip … and you’ll be instantly informed to what it means.
Hmmm … so the Urine Teller process would go something like this …
Whip it out – Take a piss – Shake, Shake, Shake (no more than 3 times please) – Put it back – Whip out iPhone – Place near urine – Examine urine – Match urine color to iPhone – Be informed.
Urine Teller app … sure, why not? (don’t answer that – rhetorical question)
iPopcorn Popper App – Will It Pop? [Video]
Back in 2008, the notion of popping popcorn with cell phones started to circulate. Videos could be found all over the Internet of popcorn kernels surrounded by these ancient looking cell phones (what’s a RAZR and why did it cost $200?) … the owners would call their phones at the same time … and a few seconds later, the kernels would begin to pop.
MEH! Not impressed … how many cell phones does it take to pop popcorn? Well back in 2008, it took at least three cell phones to make popcorn … and that’s because the revolutionary iPhone with its 250,000+ magical applications was not available. These days, it takes one iPhone, coupled with a special app, to make our favorite healthy snack (bonus points if you can find The Annoying Orange in the video – for some reason, geeks really dig this game)
However as cool as the iPhone popcorn popper app may be … we’re still waiting for the nacho cheese melter application to satisfy our South Of The Border craving.
Are You A Dead Lay? Super Hero Sex App To The Rescue!
Let’s talk about sex (baby) …
Experiencing the bedroom blues? Is there no motion in your ocean? Do you resemble road kill between the sheets?
Look, maybe it’s not your fault … perhaps playing a dead body on CSI has taken over you life and now you’ve become an actual dead lay (ewww). But no worries – Apple feels your pain and has just approved a new app that will rid you of your jellyfish ways …
Super Hero Sex to the rescue!
The Super Hero Sex app promises to deliver detailed instructions on the positions women enjoy the most. For a mere $1.99, you’ll get audio and visual clips demonstrating each erotic position. And of course the app’s big sell …
Pull these [sex positions] off and
you will be her Super Hero!
Superhero Sex … WOW! SOLD! … we’re downloading it today so we can start having a SUPER HERO sex life!
LMAO … not sure who’s the bigger numb nut … the peeps who wrote the app’s cheesy description or the buyers of this erotic sexual application.
Pocket God Comics Now Available – First Comic Book From An Original iPhone App
Besides the Miley Cyrus Legal Age Countdown app, one of our favorite iPhone applications is Pocket God [iTunes $0.99]. If you’re not familiar with this bestselling app … uh well … your kinda totally blowing it. Pocket God is a hilarious interactive application (filled with a ton of mini-games) where you play god and rule an island populated with primitive pygmies … being as kool or krappy as you want to your peeps. Developers Bolt Creative work their asses off keeping Pocket God fresh and fly … releasing updates every few weeks … 32 of them since Pocket God first launched 18 months ago in January 2009.
Pocket God has established a cult following and is really one of the best and original apps available in the App Store. Spend a buck – check it out … Pocket God is a must have!
But perhaps due to their attention-deficit disorder (ADD), the Pocket God developers are not satisfied working 20 hours a day to keep up with their Usain Bolt-like pace of application updates (damn, just dawned on us … Bolt Creative / Usain Bolt … coincidence? – we think not!) … nope, they had to go out and take on another HUGE project – Comic Books. Just released a few hours ago … Pocket God Comics [iTunes $0.99].
Pocket God Comics is the first original iPhone application to get its own comic book. This digital comic is the first issue in a 4-part series (perhaps even more) available for both the iPhone and iPad … additional issues will be available via in-app purchase.
Besides the historic first edition Pocket God comic, the app contains a comic shop locator … just press the button and you’ll be able to find your local comic book shops. Why would you want to do this? Because Pocket God Comics is also available as a real live comic book … the kind made out of paper and ink and you get to turn the pages (remember those?). The print version will be released shortly and run a mere $3.95. If for some reason you live in the middle of boo-foo Egypt, you can pre-order Pocket God #1 and #2 (due out Oct. 27) over at Previews World.
Bolt Creative is also running a contest … one lucky bastard will win a $1,000 Apple Gift Certificate while everyone who enters the contest receives a Jet Pack unlock code. Check out the Pocket God Blog for more information.
Being the huge Pocket God fans we are … digital issue #1 has already been downloaded to our revolutionary iPhone 4 and magical iPad. The artwork is AMAZING, the storyline is SUPERB … 22 pages of pure Pocket God awesomeness. There really is no reason not to spend 99 cents for this historic digital issue #1 … as well as jump on the inaugural print issue. Hell, have you seen the insane price of Superman / Action Comics #1? Yeah, we’re thinking collector’s edition … Pocket God #1 + eBay = RETIREMENT!
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