Medical Ailment Linked To iPhone 4 [Comic Strip]

How can you tell you’re turning into an iPhone 4? By now the answer should be fairly obvious … but just in case there’s any confusion, check out this brilliant comic strip by Murray The Nut.

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July 13, 2010 | Filed Under News | Leave a Comment 

Spanking The Donkey – We’re Still Talking About An iPhone Game, Right?

Nothing really to see here, folks, move along …

It’s a free iPhone game … it’s called Spanking The Donkey [iTunes Free].

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To spank the donkey, just shake the iPhone up and down as fast as you can. Be sure to check out the Resistance Mode, “keep spanking to test your endurance and improve your spank during a long spanking session.”

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Oh, did we mention it’s called Spanking The Donkey?

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Again people … nothing to see here, move along. Our motives were purely selfish … we wanted to be the only non-porn website on the Internet to feature Spanking The Donkey. Yeah, we did mention it’s called Spanking The Donkey, right? LOL.

July 12, 2010 | Filed Under Games | 5 Comments 

Donkey Kong iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper- plus Recap Week Of July 5

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

July 5: Tap Tap Vuvuzela For iPhone – C’mon Tapulous, Make It

July 6: Disturbing New Way To Hold iPhone 4

July 7: Turn Your iPhone Into A Frickin’ Laser, Moving Fan, Real Flashlight And More

July 8: Ultimate Pac-Man iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper Collection [10 Downloads]

July 9: 100+ Ways To NOT Get Laid App Advices Users To ‘Shit In Their Bed’

July 10: LandFormer – Puzzles Undisguised [iPhone Game Review]

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Donkey Kong iPhone iOS 4 Home Screen Wallpaper

DK1 So a few days ago we presented an awesome collection of 10 different  Pac-Man wallpapers (well technically 9 Pac-Man and 1 Ms. Pac-Man) … specifically designed for the iPhone 4 iOS 4 (640×960 size). Very cool stuff and chicks dig us cuz we now use one of the Pac-Man designs our home screen wallpaper.

But similar to Donkey Kong released in 1981 … a year after Pac-Man … the Donkey Kong iPhone 4 iOS 4 wallpaper once again follows in Pac-Man’s footsteps. Created by Geeky Gadgets reader Taylor Griffin, the Donkey Kong wallpaper is best suited for your iPhone’s home screen and cleverly integrates Mario, Pauline, Donkey Kong, girders, ladders, barrels and more.

Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save. Enjoy!

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July 11, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 2 Comments 

100+ Ways To NOT Get Laid App Advices Users To ‘Shit In Their Bed’

cuddle party Looking to hook up with some hottie and do the nasty like a rock star? No worries, you’re in luck. There are literally hundreds of apps to help you get laid … “Get Any Girl : The Ultimate Pickup Guide” … “How To Get Girls Into Bed Without Trying” … and even Vampire, Redneck or Robot Pickup Lines.

But what if you’re not looking to score? What if you wear one of those purity rings … or prefer a cuddle party to a naked party? Can the iPhone actually help you avoid having sex?

Good news for those aiming to become the next 40-year-old virgin … yesterday a new free application hit the App Store … 100+ Ways To NOT Get Laid [iTunes Free].

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Actually if you think about it, 100+ Ways To NOT Get Laid is quite the life saver …

On a shitty blind date? … what does the app suggest … “tell them you can suck your own member” … boom, no sex!

After undressing your potential bang buddy for the first time, you discover a third nipple … what does the app suggest … “shit in their bed” … boom, no sex!

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And of course other classic action plans like … “pull your tampon out. swing it around your head and yell ‘your goin’ down goliath!’” … and of course the fail-proof … “keep saying ‘I think that would fit up my butt’”.

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Yeah, 100+ Ways To NOT Get Laid might not change the world … but if suddenly you come face-to-face with a one-eyed willy covered in disgusting warts (ewww), you’ll be sure glad you downloaded 100+ Ways To NOT Get Laid and “shit in their bed”.

July 9, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | 2 Comments 

Turn Your iPhone Into A Frickin’ Laser, Moving Fan, Real Flashlight And More

Holger-Blumler-FINAL First there was the app that turned your iPhone into a portable heater … then into an air blower … and of course the infamous watermelon ripeness detector. But all these useless useful applications pale in comparison to the dynasty of utilities one developer is pumping out … dude’s name is Holger Blumler … and his eccentric company is HMB-TEC. 

Holger Blumler is an interesting fellow. Picture the freaky scientist Doc Brown from Back To The Future. But instead of tinkering with a DeLorean and the flux capacitor … Holger spends his time messing with the iPhone’s 3.5mm headphone jack. And with assorted external attachments (all available for sale on HMB-TEC’s site), coupled with correct calculations … when the iPhone launches Holger’s apps, you’re going to see some serious shit …

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Just like it sounds … stick a propeller in the headphone jack, crank up the iPhone’s volume and boom … revolutionary refreshing air!

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Forgive Holger … he’s from Germany and their soccer team is kicking major ass in the World Cup. So being a freak football fan, Holger couldn’t resist an app that waves the German (or any nation) flag from the iPhone accompanied by various obnoxious soccer sounds. Heartbreaking however that Holger didn’t develop a vuvuzela attachment.

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Turn your iPhone into a FICKIN’ LASER … enough said … awesome!

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So some weak sauce developers are using the iPhone 4’s flash as a flashlight app … MEH. Holger is way ahead of those dorks … check out the original, pre-iPhone 4, LED flashlight … complete with a handy, built-in, SOS Morse code distress signal (· · · — — — · · ·). 

 

And Holger’s madness doesn’t stop with the above … mobile alarm system [YouTube], aromatherapy [YouTube], thermometer, stethoscope, heart monitor, microphone, infrared remote and more. Like we said, dude is building a dynasty of some serious flux capacitor-like shit … bravo Holger, bravo!

July 7, 2010 | Filed Under Utilities | Leave a Comment 

Tap Tap Vuvuzela For iPhone – C’mon Tapulous, Make It

Screw Nickelback, Bieber and Gaga … Tapulous should so add this game to their Tap Tap series of music games … Tap Tap Vuvuzela … game lasts 90 minutes – don’t miss the first note or you are so effed! 

 

(via Kotaku)

July 5, 2010 | Filed Under Games, News | Leave a Comment 

Katy Perry Parody “California Dorks” is Dorktastic! – plus Recap: Week Of June 28

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

June 28: Best Part Of iOS 4 …

June 29: Monkey Boy – The Legend Continues

June 30: Nudity, Blood, Violence & Murder – Crazy Bitch Soccer Fans Love Super Streaker

July 1: Make Rice Boobs With Rice Implants App

July 2: App Lets Users Send Erections As Gifts (not kidding!)

July 3: Vuvuzela Ate My Brain! – Pro Zombie Soccer for iPhone

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LAMO @ Katy Perry Parody “California Dorks”

Happy Fourth of July to all our American peeps!

And what better way to celebrate America’s Independence Day than with this awesome music video from Jason Munday’s Skyway Flyers. “California Dorks” is a hysterical parody of Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” smash hit single … and living in Southern California, we pissed our pants from hysterics as “California Dorks” brilliantly covers just about every stereotype in the SoCal nerd scene … We’ll get some In’ N Out for breakfast – Disneyland like four times a week – Wifi on the beach, we’re ustreaming from our smartphones.

 

July 4, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 4 Comments 

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