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Sperm Tic-Tac-Toe For iPhone … Enough Said [Video]

That’s strange! Just the other day we were thinking … what the App Store really needs is a tic-tac-toe game which uses sperm. Damn … thanks Apple for approving yet another stellar app! Sperm Tris … how did we ever live without it?

And be sure not to miss the action-packed Sperm Tris video below … it really conveys just how ~~stupid~~ epic this app really is!

November 26, 2010 | Filed Under Games | Leave a Comment

Happy Thanksgiving! – We’re Talking To You!

Here in the United States we are celebrating Thanksgiving. So we figured this would be a perfect opportunity to acknowledge and thank you … our loyal KRAPPS viewers.

With hundreds of iPhone sites to choose from, it is an honor that you hang out in our little corner of the Internet. <wiping tear from eye> The response to KRAPPS over the past 2 years has been tremendous … and we cherish every one of your visits and will strive to continue serving only the crappiest of what the App Store has to offer.

Have a great Thanksgiving – YOU ROCK!

November 25, 2010 | Filed Under News | Leave a Comment

Oksana Grigorieva Used An iPhone To Record Mel Gibson’s Rage

Wow, talk about product placement … this iPhone endorsement by Oksana Grigorieva on last week’s Larry King Live show is eerily perfect!

Last summer a series of taped phone calls between Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva were released … in which Mel goes off on his ex-girlfriend in a racist, profanity-laced tirade. Well it turns out Oksana used the native iPhone app “Voice Memos” to record those calls …

Larry: How are they [the recordings] so technically good?
Oksana: They’re not THAT good. It’s just…
Larry: They’re pretty good.
Oksana: Really?
Larry: Don’t you think? You had a home machine?
Oksana: No, it’s not a machine it’s an iPhone. There’s an application called Voice Memos… He – I use it for…
Larry: This is all from a little iPhone?
Oksana: It’s all from a little iPhone, yes.
Larry: You just sold a lot of iPhones. That’s pretty good quality.

To get the complete “There’s An App For That” effect … click here and watch 13:40 to 14:00 of the Larry King Live show with Oksana Grigorieva on YouTube.

[via Macenstein]

November 24, 2010 | Filed Under News | 5 Comments

Hypnotherapy iPhone App Enlarges Your Penis [Amazing Video]

In case you lack Hangman skills, the iPhone application pictured above reads … Penis Enlargement – Enlarge Your Penis Effortlessly With Hypnosis.

This free app promises that with just the touch of a button, you’ll add size and girth to your penis … all through the magic of hypnotherapy. Simply listen to the 3 minute audio contained within the application and your penis grows bigger. Pretty amazing stuff … hooray!

Plus you’ll receive a wonderful icon which boldly screams “PENIS ENLARGEMENT” which you can proudly display on your iPhone … double hooray!

Unlike the other “grow your penis” application we featured last week, Penis Enlargement actually contains some value.

As a courtesy to our viewers, we’ve put together a highlight reel … a compilation of the app’s peak moments (so to speak). Trust us … you do not want to miss this! So TURN UP the volume and push play … your penis will thank us later.

UPDATE – Looks like Apple has pulled the Penis Enlargement app … guess they tested it for a few weeks and found no satisfactory results.

November 23, 2010 | Filed Under Health | 13 Comments

Pee Monkey Plant Bloom Sprays iPhone With More Golden Shower Goodness!

Last year we featured the hysterically epic Pee Monkey Jungle Fire [iTunes $0.99] application … the first peeing action game on the iPhone. In Jungle Fire, you play the role of a male monkey … the jungle is on fire and you must save the Gee Monkeys (sexy lady monkeys) from burning to death. How? By pissing on those nasty destructive flames … of course.

Since the launch of Jungle Fire, developer Happy Latte has released two additional Pee Monkey games … the former #1 chart-topping Pee Monkey Toilet Trainer [iTunes $0.99] and Toilet Trainer 2 [iTunes $1.99]. But hold on … Happy Latte continues to piss away … just last week, Pee Monkey is back in an all-new adventure … Pee Monkey Plant Bloom [iTunes $0.99 & FREE Lite].

In Plant Bloom, Pee Monkey is challenged with growing plants … by showering them with nutritious monkey urine. Each plant Pee Monkey successfully soaks in his whiz, blooms into a beautiful flower (yellow sunflowers – makes sense) and earns points. There are 40 levels (10 in Lite version) of brain-teasing fluid mechanics … each with increasing in difficulty, as Pee Monkey must try to “water” an increasing number of plants without exhausting his … ummm … resources.

Similar to the previous Pee Monkey games, Plant Bloom boasts family-friendly graphics, smooth realistic gameplay and user-friendly game controls … overall a high-quality top-notch iPhone game which can be enjoyed by players of all ages (game rated 4+). Think Angry Birds with the joys of golden showers … Pee Monkey rocks!

November 22, 2010 | Filed Under anti-KRAPPS, Games | Leave a Comment

When Star Wars Collides With Disney Princesses – plus Recap Week Of November 15

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

November 15: LOL Collection Of Hilarious iPhone-Related Cartoons

November 16: New Angry Birdz Game Cons Its Way Into App Store – See What They Did There?

November 17: iGrow Male Enhancement App Adds Length & Girth To Your Penis

November 18: Developer Gifted With Special Talent Of Creating Useless App Store Crap

November 19: Green Lantern iPhone iOS 4 Lock & Home Screen Wallpaper Pack [Download]

November 20: The Power Of Sushi – Does It Sell iPhone Apps?

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When Star Wars Collides With Disney Princesses

What do you get when you cross Star Wars with a Disney Princess? Epic mashups by deviantART member JosephB222. Click here for more Sith Princesses by Joseph.

Darth Snow White

Darth Belle

Darth Ariel

November 21, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | Leave a Comment

The Power Of Sushi – Does It Sell iPhone Apps?

The app’s description certainly sounds erotic … “sensual” – “delights” – “lips” – “sexy soundtrack” …

Presenting the most elegant and sensual culinary delights you ever had the pleasure of wrapping your lips around…

Features a sexy soundtrack featuring a user-controlled real-time dynamic audio equalization.

But come on … is Sushi Better Than Sex … really? No seriously … REALLY?