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LOL Collection Of Hilarious iPhone-Related Cartoons

If you have any bit of geek in you … then you must check out the very cool design and web-development website Smashing Magazine. More specifically and for some geek humor, check out the Smashing Cartoons section filled with clever and hysterical commentary about the current geek world.

Below are a few of our favorite cartoons … iPhone-related, of course.

This one seems a little harsh. Sure chicks dig us because we use the iPhone … but the real reason for ownership is the bajillion fart apps (and the Butt Scan app, of course!).

Since you’re already here, you should be well aware that the App Store has its fair share of problems with stupid, strange and overtly sexual applications. But rest assured, this is nothing compared to what goes on in the Android Market. Here’s one of the tamer examples … Masturbator Pro – the description reads: “With Masturbator Pro your cellphone becomes an excellent self-pleasure tool. You just need to start the program, set the vibration type to Continuous, Alternating or Random, and that’s it!”

Apple’s stock is at an all-time high … the iPad is a huge financial success and causing PC market pain … ~~zombie~~ loyal fanboys keep camping in overnight lines to secure the latest iPhone edition. Yeah, pretty much anything Apple touches turns to gold … so this scenario would certainly not be surprising.

November 15, 2010 | Filed Under News | Leave a Comment

Top 10 Cars To Get Laid In – plus Recap Week Of November 8

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

November 8: Analog Bacon Clock – No Pigs Were Harmed In The Making Of This App

November 9: no article – sick day (seriously, we were wrecked!)

November 10: Boob Ninja iPhone Game – Grab Boobs, Rack Up Points

November 11: #1 App In Germany Computes Your Condom Size – For Fun, Of Course

November 12: Butt Scan For iPhone – Safely Photocopy Your Bare Ass [Video]

November 13: This Is No Time to Lay Down Sally! [Sally’s Salon iPhone Game Review]

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Top 10 Cars To Get Laid In

[cue side 1, Led Zeppelin IV] <3 this movie!

We think it’s safe to say that most folks have had sex (involving another person) in a car. While the quality of the “auto erotica” experience is largely based on your partner, the type of vehicle also plays a huge role. Ever make love in a Pontiac Fiero? – freaking painful! How about a MINI Cooper? – it’s like a chastity belt!

Well the good folks at Ride Lust have put together a list of the top 10 cars to get laid in … think of them as beds on wheels. Below are the top 5 … click here to see the remainder of the list.

Shockingly, the Chevy Impala was not included and thus we can’t take this list seriously. Come on – have you seen the car? You could have a full on 10-person orgy in the back seat.

#1 – Cadillac Eldorado: Early to Mid-1970′s … a classic – on our bucket list.

#2 – Rolls Royce Phantom: Current Generation … sucker comes with a built-in bar, heated seats and a price tag higher than Lindsay Lohan’s cocaine bill.

#3 – Jeep Wrangler: Any Year … just like making love outdoors.

#4 – GMC Denali XL or Chevrolet Suburban … why limit this vehicle to sex? hell, a family of four could live comfortably in it.

#5 – Chrysler Town and County Mini-Van: Current Generation … mini-vans = little kids – ewww, no thanks!

November 14, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 4 Comments

Sexy Leaf Shirts, Huh? – plus Recap Week Of November 1

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November 1: Nude Runner Girl Edition Streaks To The #1 Overall FREE App

November 2: Milk A Cow With Your iPhone – Sure, Why Not? [Video]

November 3: App Sends Push Notification When Your Penis Is Ready For Sex

November 4: Hallelujah! See Jesus App Lets You See Jesus!

November 5: iPhone Developer Honest About His Crap App

November 6: Hysterically Disturbing ‘I Got An iPhone’ Music Video

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Go Green With These Leaf T-Shirts

Look, don’t get us wrong … we’re totally up for going green, hugging trees and saving the planet. But just because something is eco friendly, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s all good.

Take for example these designer leaf shirts (yes – LEAVES – like you are wearing them) called “Zero Footprint Shirt” by artist Dave Rittinger. Sure they are completely handmade using glue to hold them together, but come on … really?

[via Threadspot]

November 7, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 2 Comments

Best Technology Headline Ever!

A curious headline from Australian news agency News.Com.Au regarding this week’s “Back To The Mac” media event by Apple.

We’re still talking about tablet computers … aren’t we?

(via Buzzfeed)

October 23, 2010 | Filed Under News | Leave a Comment

Victoria’s Secret For iPad Launches Making It iPad’s Sexiest App

OMG! – GREAT NEWS! – OMG!

Victoria’s Secret has just launched their first official iPad app [iTunes FREE] and all we can say is WOW! Hell, we could barely put the damn thing down to bang out this article. If you thought the Victoria’s Secret iPhone app [iTunes FREE] was smokin’ … just wait until you see those scantily clad Angel hotties come to life on your iPad’s 9.7 inch screen … it’s lingerie nirvana!

The application’s feature attraction (in our humble opinion) is the world famous Victoria’s Secret catalog. Page after page – swipe after swipe … this e-catalog is filled with sexy supermodel goodness. As the app’s descriptions says, “your iPad will be sexier than ever” … oh yes it will. <blush>

Although most males will spend 99% of their browsing time ogling the catalog, the Victoria’s Secret app offers plenty of other ~~eye candy~~ useful functionality … a store locator, exclusive videos, information about special events, store openings, photo shoots and more. Plus the app is coded extremely well … high quality stuff from this lingerie retail giant.

Oh and if you thought Apple no longer permits applications featuring half-naked hot chicks … Apple’s Senior VP – Philip Schiller – previously announced a loophole to the policy … well-known companies (Playboy, Sports Illustrated, Victoria’s Secret, et al.) can publish overtly sexual applications. HOORAY for inconsistency (and sarcasm too)!

See the loophole? … Jump right in! Put down that lame Sears catalog and go get one of the sexiest apps still available for download … the Victoria’s Secret for iPad.

October 20, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | 4 Comments

Danger! Dodgeball, Will Robinson [App Review]

(written by guest author Tim Giron. follow Tim on Twitter @timgiron)

I haven’t played dodgeball since gradeschool, but I still remember the feeling when those red rubber missiles strike. I am happy to report that Danger! Dodgeball for iPhone/iPod Touch [iTunes $0.99] and Danger! Dodgeball HD for iPad [iTunes $1.99] appear to leave no welts.

The game has one of the better "training" modes that I have seen, taking you through all of the skills necessary to do well in the survival mode. And this ain’t no walk in the park, er playground. Your opponent is one tough schoolyard bully. He’s quick, he’s accurate and he’s not your friend.

The controls are simple and intuitive. Tilt left and right to move and dodge. Tilt forward to throw the ball. As you tilt forward, you can also affect the flight of the ball by adding a little side motion. It feels a little clunkier at first on the iPad, but once you find the range of tilt necessary to make the moves, it gets easier.

There are a set of powerups available to give you either health or special shots: "giant ball" is just that, a huge ball to throw for extra points; "shotgun" gives you three balls to throw at once; "multiball" allows you to throw a succession of balls rapidly for maximum striking opportunities. The "shotgun" is also handy for hitting both the opponent and the occasionally appearing graffiti artist as he marks up the back wall.

Not to be outdone, the bully gets some special shots of his own, including a fantastic to watch "matrix style" set of slow-motion balls that are particularly hard to dodge. The HD iPad version sports some additional power ups including a wicked curve ball and the ultimate defense, a force field.

The game is integrated with OpenFeint for global leaderboards. The game sports both music and sound effects that can be independently turned on or off. The authentic "poonk" sound when two balls collide in midair is especially hilarious.

At 99 cents for the iPhone version [iTunes] and $1.99 for the iPad version [iTunes], you get more than your money’s worth. It’s a great action game to just pick up and play whenever the mood strikes you to relive childhood activities.

October 16, 2010 | Filed Under anti-KRAPPS, Games, Guest Authors | Leave a Comment

WTF, Halloween Tampon Ghosts And Bats – plus Recap Week Of October 4

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October 4: Destroy Bedroom Spontaneity With The Sex Organizer App

October 5: How To Spot An iPad Owner [Cartoon]

October 6: HELP! There’s A Transvestite Trapped In My iPhone – PeekaBoo Tranny App

October 7: Really Apple? ‘Lesbian Videos’ And ‘Breast Videos’ Approved For Sale

October 8: Jersey Shore Photo App, Jersify, Is Now FREE [T-Shirt Giveaways]

October 9: Zombies Ate My Baby – We Bought This App Solely Based On Its Name

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Halloween Tampon Ghosts And Bats [DIY]

Hooray … Halloween is exactly three weeks away! And now is the perfect time to enjoy some lovely Halloween arts and crafts … which can then be used to decorate your home. We found the following creations on TamponCrafts.com … which contains step-by-step directions for making your own Tampons of Terror. Meh … who needs legos when you have tampons!

Tampon Ghost
Some glue, some wiggle eyes … and BOO … you are good to go.