This Redneck Dating App Is Really "Bad"

<cue Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls”>

Girls-Neon2 GIRLS … we like girls – girls are cool – girls are fun to look at. GIRLS – just the word sounds nice … sometimes we like to say it over and over again … GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS. Hmmm, you think we’re crazy? – not – we girl crazy!

And lucky for us we have the iPhone … cuz Apple is girl crazy too. Proof – App Store search, keyword = “girls” … something like 831 girl-related apps. LOL … yeah, the iPhone is perfect for us girl crazy kooks! So many apps to choose from … Coed Spring Break Girls – Hot Latinas – Girls With Guns – Asian Boobs – Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads – Sweaty Gym Chicks – Surfer Girls – Hooters Hotties – Naughty Nurses – Large Girls With Even Larger Bosoms … the flavors go on and on.

But even with over 800 girlie apps … sadly, there is one glaring omission. An essential missing flavor … like the vanilla of girlie apps. Hello – where is the Sexy Naughty Girls app?!? And by naughty girls, we don’t mean nasty. We mean bad girls … but not the good kind of bad, we mean the baddest of badass bad –> Criminal Chicks!

madeajail Girl criminals are so sexy hot! There’s something about a female who’s been convicted of aggravated assault that just floats our boat. Heck, could be any number of crimes which rock our world … manslaughter, burglary, arson, drunk driving, tax evasion. “Hey baby, you stole a car? Damn girl you are fine!” And those sexy outfits they wear … orange jump suits, accessorized with silver bracelets … errr – handcuffs … absolutely bootylicious. Screw Maxim magazine … we’ll drool over mug shots all day!

Uh wait a minute … breaking news from the App Store! Please engage in cart wheels and back flips … the BUSTEDHOT app has arrived!

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Wow … we’re literally floored. Hold on for a second while we pick our jaw up from the floor. This is huge … BUSTEDHOT is what The New York Times should be headlining today instead of that boring Ebay Sells Skype krap. The world seems like a better place now that we have a sexy girlie mug shot app.

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But wait a minute – BUSTEDHOT seems a little fishy. Is it a sexy criminal girlie app … or  really a Redneck dating service? Meh, potatoe – potato.

September 1, 2009 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • ungeheier

    I wonder if I can find my EX on this app.

    SOLD!

  • We wonder when the dev will update it with IM and similar chat features

  • ungeheier

    How about fart sounds?

  • Holly F-ing Krapp! I know the girl on the last picture on the right. She used to work with me. She was a total crackhead, although she could hide it very well from most people.

  • LMAO … oh geez … those crackwhores are indeed sly 😉

  • Name

    haha, potatoe – potato

  • Fred

    Ha. Hot mugshots on the iphone blows away mughots.com, though the girls there are hotter than these ladies.

  • o4tuna

    I'm like 99% sure I know her too. but not 100%. Is the girl you know named Suzzanne?

  • Her name is Michelle S. She's in SoCal

  • o4tuna

    I think that was her middle name. Don't know if this violates any rules, but the last name was slayton. I knew her in Tacoma, Said she was headed for socal?

  • markkaminsky

    Whoever made this is a lunatic!! But I'll probably buy one..

  • That's the beauty of most KRAPPS … it's like looking into the sun … you
    know you're not supposed to, but you just can't help youself 😉

  • markkaminsky

    Whoever made this is a lunatic!! But I'll probably buy one..

  • That's the beauty of most KRAPPS … it's like looking into the sun … you
    know you're not supposed to, but you just can't help youself 😉