New iPhone App Can Be Programmed To Display Porn

It’s a well known fact that Apple does not tolerate porn in the App Store … “Apple will not distribute applications that contain inappropriate content, such as pornography,” said Apple spokesman Tom Neumayer in an official company statement last June. If porn somehow does manage to find a way into an app (we’ve detailed 5 cases of in-app pornography), Apple lowers its mighty ban hammer and the offending application is quickly removed.

But gosh darnit … this is porn. And when there’s a will, there’s a way … just ask Charles Rodriguez, president of iPhone app publishing company, iHustleApps. For months Charles racked his brain, trying to figure out the way to his will … nude female images within an Apple-approved native app, while avoiding the ban hammer. And what Charles came up with is an App Store first … the forChan app.

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On the surface, forChan seems unique, interesting and innovative … a web browser wrapped into a photo viewing application. Connect to any imageboard site and forChan presents the content in convenient thumbnail and full-size views. You can emails photos, view as a slideshow, save to your iPhone, shake to refresh images and more. The app’s default URL is set to an imageboard displaying dozens of cuddly canines.

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But don’t judge an app by its cover. In a few simple steps …

Step 1: Download forChan
Step 2: Via your iPhone, visit iHustleApps.com/iPhone and press the “forChan” button
Step 3: Select one of the 15 “adults only” categories
Step 4: Copy the displayed URL to your clipboard
Step 5: Paste the URL in the Store URL section of forChan

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… those adorable doggies become a bevy of uncensored XXX bliss, with all its flick and pinch glory. YOWZA!

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“It’s important to note that forChan does not contain an Easter egg. There is no code within the actual app which enables the adults only feature. We simply programmed it with dual functionality,” said Charles. “All content is delivered by our company’s servers.” Charles continued, “Using forChan in this capacity is no different than visiting an adults only site with a web browser app purchased from iTunes.”

Hmmm … ok, fair enough – a web browser. Like we said … when there’s a will, there’s a way. And since ultimately it’s the user enabling the adult content in forChan, perhaps iHustleApps will indeed avoid Apple’s ban hammer.

January 11, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, News, Photography | 12 Comments 

Recap: Week Of January 4 – plus bananas, boobs and sarah jessica parker

iphone3g krapps 2 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

January 4: Melt Away Your Snotcicles With The iPhone

January 5: MyGirl Brings Sexy Interactivity To The iPhone

January 6: “I See Naked People” With The Nude It App

January 7: Farting Boobs Approved – You’ve Gotta Be Kidding

January 8: Tiger Woods iPhone Linked To His Domestic Disturbance Incident

January 9: Bounce On For iPhone – 2D Sidescroller That Won Us Over

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If you follow us on Twitter (@KRAPPS), then you know that we enjoy finding weird shit on the Internet (given our name, seems obvious) … and damn, there’s a lot of it. For your viewing pleasure, here are a few of this week’s “gems” …

People Talking On Bananas.com … no clue, but apparently folks find humor in looking at people talking on these elongated yellow pieces of fruit … ok, gawk away.

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The Cleavage Caddy … guess this is one of the thousands of reasons why boobs are so awesome … they can support your wallet, iPhone, ChapStick and more.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse.com … so mean – so hysterical.

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January 10, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | 3 Comments 

Bounce On For iPhone – 2D Sidescroller That Won Us Over

(written by guest author Connor Coghlan. follow Connor on Twitter @Condawg)

Bounce On, by Team Phobic, is a simple 2D sidescroller. While it doesn’t bring much of anything new to the genre … the game is a quality build, very charming, supported by solid updates from the developers and the 75 levels will keep you coming back for more.

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When I first started playing the game, I was a bit skeptical (that’s how I roll). I’m not a big fan of games that require heavy accelerometer usage … they tend to feel clunky and inaccurate. I don’t think I’ve ever loved being WRONG this much! The controls feel refined and natural … this really is a platformer FOR the device. Its natural vibe makes for a very native feel. I’m a big fan of games with good physics and Bounce On definitely shines here.

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The premise of the game is straightforward … you are a red ball. You roll around (tilting left and right, with accelerometer-based controls) and jump (by tapping the screen) on enemies. You collect gems and powerups along the way… stars are checkpoints and cannons are the exits of each level.

There are several different kinds of opponents and each acts differently. I’m not going to be a spoiler, but I the enemies are freaking awesome in this game.

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One thing I feel is lacking are the graphics … average in my opinion. While this is not a major flaw, it definitely doesn’t do much to contribute to the charm of the game and actually put me off at first.

But it’s like a sweet girl in high school who has a pizza face… get past that rough exterior to the golden center (in this case, the gameplay) and you’ll be rewarded big time. In fact, you probably won’t even notice the off-putting aesthetic aspects and just focus on the good.

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And let’s not forget the in-game music … excellent tunes are provided by electronica group, T3KL3R. Very cool stuff which adds an additional element of quality to the game.

At first I thought the Bounce On would get old pretty quickly, but it sucked me in. The game is Plus+ enabled, so achievements and leaderboards are supported. After playing for quite a while, I can tell you with confidence … Bounce On is a game that’s worth your time, money and space on your iDevice. And it seems others agree with me as Bounce On is a finalist in the Best Adventure Game category in the Best App Ever Awards contest. Considering the tens of thousands iPhone games … that is HUGE … congratulations Team Phobic!

Speaking of worth your money … Bounce On is available for $1.99 [iTunes]. No money? No worries! A Lite version available at no charge [iTunes], so no excuse – give it a bounce.

 

January 9, 2010 | Filed Under Games, Guest Authors | 4 Comments 

Tiger Woods iPhone Linked To His Domestic Disturbance Incident

Tiger-Woods-Face So have you been keeping up with the Tigers Woods sex scandal? Supposedly Tiger’s face is totally thrashed (missing teeth and shit) and thus he’s been laying low. Former NHL coach Pat Burns appeared on a Montreal radio station and claimed that the infamous Thanksgiving incident between Tiger and Elin was a result of Elin discovering text message exchanges with Rachel Uchitel.

“Tiger’s wife asked what it was, these messages and who was this woman,” said Burns. “He kept saying there was nothing there. He went to watch television. … then suddenly, bang! A nine-iron in the face! He left the house running without shoes. Elin followed him with the club. He left in his Escalade. She followed him and broke two or three windows.”

Damn, you go girl … crazy Viking bitch! But what Burns didn’t know is how Elin originally discovered Tiger’s communication with Rachel Uchitel. Well, we know … and we’ll share.

Little known fact – Tiger Woods uses an iPhone … he is an app addict. Guess Tiger just couldn’t help himself …

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WTF … Apple approved the Call Mistress app? Manwhores everywhere rejoice!

Look, what you do with your driver is entirely up to you. But if you choose to play with it on courses other than your home, it’s probably not a good idea to download the Call Mistress app … nah, don’t think the wife would appreciate it much. BANG!

January 8, 2010 | Filed Under Utilities | 4 Comments 

Farting Boobs Approved – You’ve Gotta Be Kidding

Norway-Troll Norway is very cool … no, literally … it’s like freaking cold! Some parts of Norway remain frozen all year – they call it the arctic tundra region. Norway borders the North Sea and is fairly close to Iceland and Greenland … that’s some frigid company.

So what’s a geek to do during those long Norwegian winters? Not much … take drugs and build iPhone apps. Apple is selling 350 apps per SECOND, so might as well do something productive and take your shot at making bank. Oh, you noticed the “drugs” part of the equation … yeah, shit happens. No, literally … shit apps are a result of developers on drugs during long Norwegian winters. Need proof? Read this press release from Nor Eagle, a Norwegian-based company, regarding their new winter/drug-inspired app, Farting Boobs. 

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iPhone developer Nor Eagle today is proud to announce Farting Boobs.
T. Benjamin Larsen, Nor Eagle’s CEO said, "You’re going to love this! We’ve spent a lot of time analyzing user patterns and App Store trends. We’ve successfully combined two of the most popular tasks in one single pleasant to use interface."

 

When asked about the target-market for the app, Larsen had this to say: "We believe this should be huge among the plethora of young gentlemen that have always dreamt of becoming boobfarters. It might not be a huge hit with the ladies though.”

 

“When looking through the entertainment category in the app store we got the feeling every other app was about boobs. And, if not, they were about farts. So, we figured the only sensible thing would be to combine them!" Larsen laughed. "It’s probably the most commercial title ever released on any platform."

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“Plethora of young gentlemen that have always dreamt of becoming boobfarters” … did Larsen just say BOOBFARTERS?

Plus you gotta love Nor Eagle’s complete honesty. As seen in a Farting Boobs screenshot, Nor Eagle is not afraid to admit they created a crap app (even they acknowledge, shit happens) … but it’s prepared with love. Oh those crazy cold drugged-up Norwegians … God bless them!

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January 7, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | 3 Comments 

“I See Naked People” With The Nude It App

Remember when you were a kid, flipping through comic books and seeing those X-Ray Specs ads? <oh shut up young grasshopper> At one dollar and with promises of seeing under clothes and through flesh, X-Ray Specs were an intriguing proposition for young and old alike (come on, who doesn’t want to see naked people – they’re NAKED for Pete’s sake).

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Although a novelty item, these glasses which create “an hilarious optical illusion” (no grammar police back then) have become a timeless icon of American pop culture.

Now flash forward to 2010 (actually to yesterday, January 5) … shove those X-Rays Specs into your iPhone, sprinkle in a bit of augmented reality technology and what do you get … the Nude It app.

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Launch the app, point it at an unsuspecting hottie … Nude It will then scan the subject and reveal their nakedness. Well sort of … this is Apple after all (strict no nudes policy) and just like X-Ray Specs, this is a novelty app. So before you get your panties in a bundle … get a clue Ymrl3630 … look at the freaking screenshots. You really expected to see people buck naked? Yeah no shit Mister Obvious, it’s is a NOVELTY app … and not even perfect (da horror), but for 99 cents, Nude It is a pretty solid iPhone augmented reduced reality gag app.

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As a parting note, we spoke with Antoine Morcos, co-founder of Presselite, the company which produced Nude It, who said, “Of course our inspiration came from the amazing Nude It video produced by Michael Krivicka at WhoIsThatBaldGuy.com. Their video got our creative techie juices flowing and we attempted to emulate the technology shown in the video. We hope people will like the result.”

Agreed, we received the fake Nude It press release, watched the accompanying demo video and laughed our asses off … truly awesome stuff, see below.

 

January 6, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | 305 Comments 

MyGirl Brings Sexy Interactivity To The iPhone

freak-and-fembot Ok, this whole virtual girlfriend thing is getting completely out of control. Back in the good old days, girlfriend replacement seekers had basically one choice … the blow up doll. Sure they came with different names, hair and skin color … but in the end, it was inflatable latex.

These days you have freaks marrying video game characters … whack jobs making fembots and including them at family Christmas gatherings (seated at the dinner table, giving them presents, etc.) … and to no surprise, hundreds of choices for virtual iPhone girlfriends … Pocket Girlfriend, iGirlfriend, Sexy Girlfriend, etc. Just last week, CNN named the virtual female bedmate app, Mega Girlfriend, as one of the top three worst apps in 2009 (they called it “creepy” … that’s putting it mildly).

What’s even creepier is how realistic these girlfriend apps are becoming. Take for example the new MyGirl app. This thing is so realistic that we started to have feelings for it … ewww! The folks at iPhSoft developed a proprietary alternative to flash technology (since the iPhone still refuses to support Adobe Flash) called iCore264. This proprietary engine positions MyGirl as the first and only real-time interactive video application for the iPhone. For you geeks … be sure to read the complete techie mumbo jumbo in iPhSoft’s MyGirl press release … supposedly it’s really interesting stuff.

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So MyGirl is an interactive, video-based female application … meaning you get to do stuff with a sexy hot chick for only 99 cents (but keep in mind, this is an app … the girl is not real, you cannot marry her). You can massage her … tickle her … undress her … spoil her with presents like flowers or perfume … feed her (we recommend the lollipop or jalapeño) … or even liquor her up with cocktails, which we believe leads to the undressing function. In all, there are over 40 different scenes to satisfy your virtual needs.

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Similar to other apps which push Apple to think different, MyGirl was banished to the App Store’s hellhole. Submit an app which pushes the envelope, Apple sticks you in an indefinite approval holding pattern. Liron Barzilay, CEO of iPhSoft, said “although MyGirl was submitted to the App Store by the end of August 2009, Apple found the concept and technology behind it so innovating that they took more than 3 months to review it (instead of the usual 10 days), before giving the approval for sale.”

Three months playing with reviewing the sexy hot MyGirl app … ewww Apple, that’s creepy!

 

January 5, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | 19 Comments 

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