I Just Made Love – Use The iPhone To Tell The World Where You’ve Had Sex

Not to be outdone by the Android, Apple has just approved and made available today for download the I Just Made Love iPhone app (yes fanboy … the Android had it first).

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Launched in October 2009 and with over 71,500 entries, IJustMadeLove.com is a website which allows users to announce their sexual encounters to a worldwide audience. By simply logging onto the site, users mark their lovemaking location in Google Maps … indicating the date and time of their shagging session, as well as other intimate details like place where you had sex, position you engaged in, was it your first time, did you use a condom and commentary on how was the encounter.

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IJustMadeLove.com should come as no surprise … absolutely every creepy thing anything can be found on the Internet. But only four days after Apple went on a massive sweep, removing sexy girly smut apps from the App Store … now we have humping bunnies on the iPhone? Seems a bit curious.

If you really think about it, I Just Made Love is really the perfect app. That romantic post-coitus ritual of eagerly grabbing your laptop and letting the world know you just did it … is now so much more convenient and efficient with the iPhone.

Launch app … select “Place Where You Just Made Love” (although numerous popular locations are missing – the zoo,  Disneyland, bathroom stall, etc.) …

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Then choose which of the six positions you accomplished (Apple-approved graphical representations included) …

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Go ahead and snap a photo for posterity (we don’t even want to know) … first time? condom? … add some commentary … and hit send. Simple as that.

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Don’t fret if you’re not getting any and unable to add to the love counter. I Just Made Love includes a global map so you can play Peeping Tom and get the juicy details.

They say the iPhone has changed the way we poop. Time to add boinking to that revolutionary list as well. Technology at its finest.

February 2, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment 

Comments

  • hi! my name is ( I ) and i just sex with my iPhone doggystyle at the Park, heres my location. hahahahaha.
    Apple just keeps getting better and better.

  • love2text

    wow I am so downloading this for my G1, and take a picture. Wait some people made love in the pacific ocean??

  • meh, not impressed! when we start seeing those humping bunnies logos
    in space or Mars … now that'll be impressive.

  • love2text

    wow I am so downloading this for my G1, and take a picture. Wait some people made love in the pacific ocean??

  • meh, not impressed! when we start seeing those humping bunnies logos
    in space or Mars … now that'll be impressive.