Essential “I’m Crushing Your Head” Functionality Now Available On iPhone With AutoCrush

I’m Crushing Your Head! … I’m Crushing Your Head!

Who doesn’t love to hold their hands up to their eyes and pretend to crush an opponent? If you remember the hysterical Head Crusher skit from the Canadian comedy group, The Kids in the Hall, you know what fun this can be.

But after a while, your hand gets tired … fingers get numb … and you lose the ability to properly deliver the flathead pinch. AutoCrush [iTunes $0.99] solves this problem and adds Pinching and Squeezing options too! Plus it’s easy on your vocal chords since you can touch anywhere in the preview area and hear over 20 funny phrases at random.

AutoCrush uses the iPhone’s built-in camera and overlays animated male or female hands crushing, pinching or squeezing. If your iDevice doesn’t have a camera, a photo of a hot chick is provided so you can crush, pinch and squeeze her all day … and she won’t complain. So save yourself a sexual harassment claim and get your AutoCrush on!

The endless antics with AutoCrush is available for $0.99 via the App Store … and proof the fun does NOT have to stop after elementary school. Be sure to check out the AutoCrush demo video below and a classic Headcrusher skit from The Kids in the Hall.

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August 26, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, Lifestyle, anti-KRAPPS | View Comments

Sex Education App Uses Sexually Explicit Yet Acceptable Icon

You just never know what will get approved on the App Store …

German-based application developers, Lagenscheidt KG, have discovered the secret formula of including sexually explicit images in iPhone apps. Check out there new sex education app Sex-Deutsch …

Got it? Humans having sex = not ok … Bugs having sex = ok. Because after all, how could anyone say no to boinking bugs (sooo cuuuute)?

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August 24, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, Lifestyle | View Comments

Sicko For iPhone Lives Up To Expectations – Grossest App In The App Store

[WARNING: do not read this article before, during or immediately after a meal – thank you for your attention in this matter]

First came the fart apps … followed by vomit … then the overtly sexual bikini girl apps … with some psychic healer applications thrown in for good measure. Let’s hope this next app doesn’t start a new App Store copy cat trend … Sicko.

Nothing really clever or slick about Sicko … it’s exactly as the app describes:

The most disgusting, horrifying and gross medical images around. Gross yourself and your friends out with blood and gore and many horrific and shocking injuries and infections.

THE SICKEST APP IN THE APP STORE!

The only purpose of Sicko is to serve up healthy portions of gunshot wounds, tooth decays, open sores, gangrene and an assortment of other appetizing pleasantries.

Although we completely disagree with the positioning of the app … we highly recommend Sicko to all those demented freaks who get off on these types of shocking and disturbing images. However like we said … the app is being marketed all wrong. Sell Sicko as a “curb your appetite” / “weight loss” application and you’re in for App Store $$ GOLD $$ !

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August 17, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | View Comments

iPopcorn Popper App – Will It Pop? [Video]

Back in 2008, the notion of popping popcorn with cell phones started to circulate. Videos could be found all over the Internet of popcorn kernels surrounded by these ancient looking cell phones (what’s a RAZR and why did it cost $200?) … the owners would call their phones at the same time … and a few seconds later, the kernels would begin to pop.

MEH! Not impressed … how many cell phones does it take to pop popcorn? Well back in 2008, it took at least three cell phones to make popcorn … and that’s because the revolutionary iPhone with its 250,000+ magical applications was not available. These days, it takes one iPhone, coupled with a special app, to make our favorite healthy snack (bonus points if you can find The Annoying Orange in the video – for some reason, geeks really dig this game)

However as cool as the iPhone popcorn popper app may be … we’re still waiting for the nacho cheese melter application to satisfy our South Of The Border craving.

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August 5, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, News | View Comments

Are You A Dead Lay? Super Hero Sex App To The Rescue!

Let’s talk about sex (baby) …

Experiencing the bedroom blues? Is there no motion in your ocean? Do you resemble road kill between the sheets?

Look, maybe it’s not your fault … perhaps playing a dead body on CSI has taken over you life and now you’ve become an actual dead lay (ewww). But no worries – Apple feels your pain and has just approved a new app that will rid you of your jellyfish ways …
Super Hero Sex to the rescue!

The Super Hero Sex app promises to deliver detailed instructions on the positions women enjoy the most. For a mere $1.99, you’ll get audio and visual clips demonstrating each erotic position. And of course the app’s big sell …

Pull these [sex positions] off and
you will be her Super Hero!

Superhero Sex … WOW! SOLD! … we’re downloading it today so we can start having a SUPER HERO sex life!

LMAO … not sure who’s the bigger numb nut … the peeps who wrote the app’s cheesy description or the buyers of this erotic sexual application.

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August 4, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | View Comments

Pocket God Comics Now Available – First Comic Book From An Original iPhone App

Besides the Miley Cyrus Legal Age Countdown app, one of our favorite iPhone applications is Pocket God [iTunes $0.99]. If you’re not familiar with this bestselling app … uh well … your ~~kinda~~ totally blowing it. Pocket God is a hilarious interactive application (filled with a ton of mini-games) where you play god and rule an island populated with primitive pygmies … being as kool or krappy as you want to your peeps. Developers Bolt Creative work their asses off keeping Pocket God fresh and fly … releasing updates every few weeks … 32 of them since Pocket God first launched 18 months ago in January 2009.

Pocket God has established a cult following and is really one of the best and original apps available in the App Store. Spend a buck – check it out … Pocket God is a must have!

But perhaps due to their attention-deficit disorder (ADD), the Pocket God developers are not satisfied working 20 hours a day to keep up with their Usain Bolt-like pace of application updates (damn, just dawned on us … Bolt Creative / Usain Bolt … coincidence? – we think not!) … nope, they had to go out and take on another HUGE project – Comic Books. Just released a few hours ago … Pocket God Comics [iTunes $0.99].

Pocket God Comics is the first original iPhone application to get its own comic book. This digital comic is the first issue in a 4-part series (perhaps even more) available for both the iPhone and iPad … additional issues will be available via in-app purchase.

Besides the historic first edition Pocket God comic, the app contains a comic shop locator … just press the button and you’ll be able to find your local comic book shops. Why would you want to do this? Because Pocket God Comics is also available as a real live comic book … the kind made out of paper and ink and you get to turn the pages (remember those?). The print version will be released shortly and run a mere $3.95. If for some reason you live in the middle of boo-foo Egypt, you can pre-order Pocket God #1 and #2 (due out Oct. 27) over at Previews World.

Bolt Creative is also running a contest … one lucky bastard will win a $1,000 Apple Gift Certificate while everyone who enters the contest receives a Jet Pack unlock code. Check out the Pocket God Blog for more information.

Being the huge Pocket God fans we are … digital issue #1 has already been downloaded to our revolutionary iPhone 4 and magical iPad. The artwork is AMAZING, the storyline is SUPERB … 22 pages of pure Pocket God awesomeness. There really is no reason not to spend 99 cents for this historic digital issue #1 … as well as jump on the inaugural print issue. Hell, have you seen the insane price of Superman / Action Comics #1? Yeah, we’re thinking collector’s edition … Pocket God #1 + eBay = RETIREMENT!

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August 3, 2010 | Filed Under Books, Entertainment, News | View Comments

Miley Cyrus Legal Age Countdown For iPhone … And The App Store Is Now Complete

While this next app may appeal to the millions of little girls, tweens and teenage boys who drool over Miley Cyrus’ every move … let’s not be naive. You know damn well all those Maxim perverts and dirty old men are downloading it to celebrate Miley becoming legal … and wishfully hoping for the “Hannah Montana Gone Wild” video after the app expires on November 23, 2010 (in 112 days).

Sorry … the Miley Cyrus 18th Birthday Countdown app is too creepy, cheesy and bubble gummy for our taste … ewww. But if you insist … save yourself a buck and visit –> IsMileyLegal.com