SexLife iPhone app by Xanadu Interactive … it’s not so much about the app but the hysterical trailer these folks have created. Guess the clip is trying to be all sexy … but we failed to get all hot and bothered, even with the subtle female moans … more like LMAO.
Why God, Why?
The Belly Jam iPhone app … play drums by slapping a sexy obese belly.
Sad, it also causes loss of brain cells … just check out the painful Belly Jam video below. Seriously, this is an app?
Look, we’re not afraid to admit … we’re healthy red-blooded penis-carrying members of the human race. As such, we were naturally attracted to the Sexy Piano iPhone app.
Heck, with a name like that … how could we resist? SEXY PIANO … yum!
Adding to the temptation of dropping 99 cents on this titillating application was its description. Although a bit difficult to decipher the Engrish language, we were at full attention reading Sexy Piano …
Sexy Piano is interesting piano which one of universe.
You can hear the beautiful woman’s sexy sound that you play Sexy piano and play the beautiful song. You can play the most beautiful song.
“You can hear the beautiful woman’s sexy sound” … with visions of the When Harry Met Sally screaming fake orgasm restaurant scene, we simply had to succumb to Sexy Piano’s hotness … SOLD!
And being the givers that we are, we’re sharing this sexiness with the world. Check out the Sexy Piano video below for some serious “LMAO – WTF”.
Spoiler Alert! … save a buck and just click here to watch the fake orgasm restaurant scene.
Oh sure … it might come off as all innocent and charming, but it ain’t gonna to fool us! We know exactly what you’re all about mister Roll Your Own …
This free iPhone app is certainly a wealth of knowledge. It contains all the information you’ll need to become a Rolling Ninja … rolling techniques, preparation methods, mixtures, papers, packing, etc. Roll Your Own also contains detailed step-by-step instructions (70+ detailed photos) or if you’re more into motion, handy-dandy videos are available.
With Roll Your Own, you’ll totally impress everyone at your next “social gathering” … besides the standard boring Classic roll, you can amaze friends when you pass them a Tulip or Pyro roll … complex techniques which Roll Your Own will help you master.
Blunt? Doobie? Fatty? … hahaha … we know the real truth behind Roll Your Own!
Apparently the folks at CarrotCorp didn’t get the memo that it’s not exactly a good idea to work while high on drugs. If you choose to partake in crack, cannabis, meth or whatever mind-altering substance of choice … you end up developing iPhone apps like CarrotCorp’s Frank The Hot Dog.
Frank The Hot Dog is a talking wiener … hahaha? You can put ketchup or mustard on Frank, eat him … and that’s pretty much it.
The app costs 99 cents and is supported by ads … huh? Well actually sometimes the app is supported by ads … and sometimes it’s not (see photos one inch above). In those instances when the app feels like displaying an ad, it’s all very random. Sometimes across the top of the screen (sort of) – sometimes through the middle. It’s like a crapshoot of ads.
User reviews have described Frank The Hot Dog as “Beyond Brainless”, “Stupid” and a “Sad Waste Of Electrons”. After checking out the demo video below, we think these reviews are way too kind (then again, we are completely sober at the moment).
It all started out so innocently … we came across the free A French Hot Dog [iTunes] iPhone app and were intrigued by its epicurean significance.
The French hot dog goes like this … a piece of bread (like a baguette) is hollowed out. A hot dog / sausage is inserted into the cavity and topped with ketchup, mustard or even cheese. It’s a very popular street food in France and many other European countries.
So A French Hot Dog app is a tribute to this delicacy. It contains images and facts about the French hot dog, as well as an interactive “experience” where the user strokes the hot dog up and down, up and down.
Just check out the demo video we created … hopefully we’re not the only ones whose mind ended up in the gutter.
Remember the guy who wrote “The iPhone 4 Antenna Song” … the same song which Apple featured at the start of their iPhone 4 Antennagate press conference back in July. Yeah … dude’s name is Jonathan Mann and he also wrote epic songs about Steve Wozniak (That’s Just Woz) and the Pocket God app (The Pocket God Update Song). Actually Mann is kinda insane … he’s got this thing going on where he writes a brand new song every freaking day … but hell, who are we to judge.
So besides writing songs 24/7, Mann has figured out how to squeeze 32 hours into one day. You’d think dude would sleep those extra 8 hours, but no … Mann continued to be a work mule and as a result, recently released the Songatron – Musical Mad Libs app [iTunes $0.99 and Free Lite version].
Songatron is a universal app (works equally great on both iPhone and iPad) and right up our alley … funny, unique and at times … weird. The app basically offers custom songs created by the user. Songatron is like Musical Mad Libs … the app inserts a word you record/say into a song resulting in what can be some hysterical stuff.
Check out this “HORNY” Songatron clip …
And “BITCH” …
Sound effects work too – of course there is a “FART” song …
“MY DICK” ?!? …
Overall Songatron is a well polished, high quality app that will keep you entertained forever! The 99 cent version [iTunes] contains 13 pre-recorded songs with 5 new songs per month promised in future updates … the FREE version [iTunes] contains 2, so check it out and upgrade to the full version asap. Plus you can share you creations via Facebook, Twitter or Email.
Oh … and this should come as no surprise … Mann wrote a song about his Songatron app! Be sure to check out the highly entertaining music video below.