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Katie Price Launches Custom iPod Line Dressed In Bizarre iPod Outfit – plus Recap Week Of August 16
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August 16: Motivated By Sex Sells Principle, Veteran Developer Publishes His Best App Ever!
August 17: Sicko For iPhone Lives Up To Expectations – Grossest App In The App Store
August 18: How Much Does Steve Jobs Really Love You?
August 19: Awesome Grid-Style iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper With An Obvious Twist [Download]
August 20: Convert Your iPhone Into A Nintendo Game Boy With Hard Shell Case From iPWN [Giveaway]
August 21: The Gravedigger For iPhone – Human Or Zombie, Who Will You Be?
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Find The iPods On Katie Price
Former glamour model, Playmate and current British celebrity Katie Price (aka Jordan) launched her new line of custom iPods the other day. To commemorate the occasion, Katie showed up at a London press event dressed in a strange alien-like catsuit … complete with an iPod tiara, iPod Nano earrings and a Shuffle resting peacefully in her cleavage. Below are unaltered images of this “unique” ensemble. See if you have better luck than us in spotting the Apple accessories … we can only make out BREASTS.
Convert Your iPhone Into A Nintendo Game Boy With Hard Shell Case From iPWN [Giveaway]
Introduced in 1989, the 8-bit handheld video game device Nintendo Game Boy is totally cool. What’s even cooler is jumping into a hot tub time machine and turning your revolutionary iPhone into a Game Boy … with a brand new hard shell case from iPWN.
Now you may recall other Gameboy covers for the iPhone … but they’re all the “peel and stick” type skins. iPWN is the first to offer a hard shell Game Boy case … appealing to those with no skills and in need of a bit more protection. But similar to skins … this case is slim, sleek and oh so retro sexy.
Besides kick ass looks (the 8-bit Apple logo is genius), what we love about the iPWN Game Boy case is its QPR … quality-price-ratio. For only $14.99 (US customers + shipping … Canada $20 – others $25), you’ll receive an affordable hard shell protective case created with the new, high quality, IML (In Mold Labeling) technology … a three layer process. The bottom layer contains a polyurethane plastic mold to protect your phone, while the second layer houses the retro print of the Game Boy. The last layer protects the case’s design from fading and will resist damage. These three layers keep the case lightweight, with improved appearance and stain resistance. See … told you it was a bargain at $14.99 … we like bargains – and turtles!
Currently the iPWN hard shell Gameboy (WTH, is it Gameboy or Game Boy?) case is only available for iPhone 3G and 3GS … but iPhone 4, iPad and iPod models are coming soon.
To order your $14.99 retro sexy Game Boy case, visit iPWN’s website … or you if you prefer, you can go the Etsy route. Got iPhone 4? … click this special link to leave your email and be notified when the iPhone 4 version becomes available.
GIVEAWAY – 5 Game Boy iPhone Cases From iPWN
iPWN was kind enough to give us five Game Boy hard shell cases … we are kind enough to give them to five lucky KRAPPS viewers (assuming you have a 3G or 3GS). To enter the giveaway, tweet the following by 11:59pm PST Monday, August 23:
GIVEAWAY –> Enter to win a Nintendo Game Boy iPhone hard shell case! Visit @KRAPPS for details http://krps.us/cIzZzC
5 winners will be chosen randomly from entries and announced via Twitter on Tuesday, August 24. Follow us on Twitter – @KRAPPS – so that we can notify you via direct message if you win and get your shipping address. One entry per Twitter account. Good luck!
Awesome Grid-Style iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper With An Obvious Twist [Download]
Because we love our users so much (a borrowed line from Steve Jobs), our never-ending quest for unique iOS 4 iPhone 4 home screen wallpapers continues. We search the Internet high and low (dodging those nasty malware-infected p0rn sites), trying to identify and present super cool wallpapers that have yet to be discovered by other websites … sort of like that Threadless t-shirt which proclaims, “I Listen To Bands That Don’t Even Exist Yet.”
Today’s selection takes us to the land of raw fish, anime and perverted vending machines … Japan. Web designer Halu Kobayashi has taken the fairly common grid-style wallpaper and added his own unique twist. Although some may think Kobayashi is simply stating the grass is green … we say, “no duh” and proudly present his awesome Captain Obvious wallpaper. Enjoy!
[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]
How Much Does Steve Jobs Really Love You?
Last month during the iPhone 4 Antennagate
damage control press conference, Steve Jobs must have said “We Love Our Users” several million times (which personally feels kind of creepy … like we’re Apple drug addicts or something and Jobs is our pusher – hmmm, guess this is sort of true – ewww).
We didn’t quite mind this proclaimed love affair until Jobs made the following statement …
We love our users so much we’ve built
300 Apple retail stores for them
LOL – stop the bullshit Steve, you’re killing us smalls … cnet reports the REAL reason you built 300 Apple stores = $2.58 billion in quarterly revenue. Hahaha … that’s a $$ whole $$ lot $$ of $$ lovin’$$ !
This Is What Geek Porn Looks Like [Video] – plus Recap Week Of August 9
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August 9: Circuit Board iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers – Twice The Geeky Coolness [Download]
August 10: Learn Oral Sex The Apple Way With C*********s 101 [NC-17]
August 11: We Downloaded iSwimNude Because We Like To Swim Naked!
August 12: FU Apple Results In Huge Sales, Then Quickly Banished – Camera+ Pulled From App Store
August 13: White iPhone 4 Delay, The Real Reasons – Evil Orcs, White Supremacists & More [Comic]
August 14: This Is Why Steve Wozniak Rocks! [Video]
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Oh No! Geeks Gone Wild!
LMAO! From Revision 3 Internet Television … this is what happens when geeks get all sexed up and start shooting XXX videos.
Unboxing Porn – iPad Edition … it’s sexy, seductive and HOT HOT HOT!
This Is Why Steve Wozniak Rocks! [Video]
In case you missed it … Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple, turned the big SIX-O on Wednesday. Why should you care? Because Woz is the most awesome person in the entire computer industry. He’s not one of those typical C-Suite arrogant pricks … Woz is totally cool, likeable and approachable. Heck, dude camped out overnight in front of an Apple Store to purchase both the iPad and iPhone 4 … just hanging out with us common peeps.
Anyways, be sure to check out the Steve Wozniak tribute music video below … That’s Just The Woz. It’s really good stuff and drives home the message of why Woz is a universally loveable icon by geeks worldwide. That’s Just Woz is written and performed by Jonathan Mann … same guy whose music video was featured by Apple at the beginning of their iPhone 4 Antennagate press conference.
Oh – and get this … Woz’s wife, Janet, is also super cool. She commissioned this song as a birthday gift for her husband … STRONG!