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WTF, Halloween Tampon Ghosts And Bats – plus Recap Week Of October 4

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

October 4: Destroy Bedroom Spontaneity With The Sex Organizer App

October 5: How To Spot An iPad Owner [Cartoon]

October 6: HELP! There’s A Transvestite Trapped In My iPhone – PeekaBoo Tranny App

October 7: Really Apple? ‘Lesbian Videos’ And ‘Breast Videos’ Approved For Sale

October 8: Jersey Shore Photo App, Jersify, Is Now FREE [T-Shirt Giveaways]

October 9: Zombies Ate My Baby – We Bought This App Solely Based On Its Name

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Halloween Tampon Ghosts And Bats [DIY]

Hooray … Halloween is exactly three weeks away! And now is the perfect time to enjoy some lovely Halloween arts and crafts … which can then be used to decorate your home. We found the following creations on TamponCrafts.com … which contains step-by-step directions for making your own Tampons of Terror. Meh … who needs legos when you have tampons!

Tampon Ghost
Some glue, some wiggle eyes … and BOO … you are good to go.

Tampon Bat
Talk about resourceful, this one even uses the plastic applicator to create the bat’s head.

October 10, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | Leave a Comment

Jersey Shore Photo App, Jersify, Is Now FREE [T-Shirt Giveaways]

Earlier this year, we featured a … juiced up – over-tanned – pit-stained – fist pumping … app called Jersify [iTunes FREE]. This photo application has the revolutionary capability of unleashing the Guido or Guidette in anyone … including Apple’s beloved co-founder Steve Jobs. With the help of Jersify, Steve Jobs becomes the ultimate Guido … “Sleazy T”.

Or how about Conan O’Brien? Yeah, that’s it … Coco is way sexier as a Guido.

With over 100 overlay options like Fedora hats, Yankees caps, Vercase and Prada shades, Fohawk hair, gold chains, the F you and more … the Jersify app provides an authentic Italian-American Muscle Milk look within minutes … including bronzer functionality for that gorgeous fake and bake synthetic tan appeal.

Jersify has just received an update, making this the most comprehensive and badass Jersey Shore-themed application available for the iPhone. Check out these features …

-> Gleamin’ white teeth whitener functionality
-> Three explicit FFFFUUUU hand gestures (the F you, the F you closeup, the double F you)
-> Guido Gallery … upload, browse and rate other Jersified photos
-> Jersify Smash Board featuring top rated photos
-> Share via email, Twitter, Facebook or though the new Guido Gallery

JERSIFY FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME
Typically Jersify is an absolute bargain at 99 cents … but apparently the developers are drunk and have lowered the price of Jersify to FREE [iTunes FREE]! We suggest you click here immediately and download Jersify for FREE … before the developers sober up and come to their senses.

GIVEAWAY – Jersey Shore “Grenade Free Foundation” T-Shirts
Jersify developer, CanaryCreations, was kind enough to give us two Jersey Shore-themed “Grenade Free Foundation” t-shirts … we are kind enough to give them to two lucky KRAPPS viewers. To enter the giveaway, tweet the following by 11:59pm PST Monday, October 11:

GIVEAWAY –> Enter to win a Jersey Shore t-shirt! And get the Jersify iPhone app for FREE. Visit @KRAPPS for details http://krps.us/a0Cb7s

Two winners will be chosen randomly from entries and announced via Twitter on Tuesday, October 12. Follow us on Twitter – @KRAPPS – so that we can notify you via direct message if you win. One entry per Twitter account. Good luck!

October 8, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, News, Photography | 2 Comments

How To Spot An iPad Owner [Cartoon]

Oh those whacky iPad owners … they stick out like a sore thumb. And so true about us iPhone kooks … rarely in our pocket, we’re always looking obsessively at it.

(via Cartoonous)

October 5, 2010 | Filed Under News | 1 Comment

High Expectations Asian Father Meme – plus Recap Week Of September 27

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September 27: Promiscuous Sex Now Convenient As Apple Approves Swingers Club Locator

September 28: Apple Reverses Its “ No Religious Humor” Policy, Approves Jesus Jump!

September 29: Orgasm Videos – The Ultimate In App Store Deception

September 30: Amazing – Mishka The Talking Husky Dog Sings Using iPad [Video]

October 1: This Booger Eating Promo Video Does Not Make Us Want To Buy The BoogerZ App

October 2: All Aboard! for First Class Fun [Train Conductor 2 iPhone Game Review]

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High Expectations Asian Father

LOL … love this meme about first-generation Asian parents being way over the top. For the complete collection, check out the High Expectations Asian Father website.

October 3, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 1 Comment

Amazing – Mishka The Talking Husky Dog Sings Using iPad [Video]

Meet Mishka … a handsome 8-year-old Siberian Husky from the United States. But Mishka is no ordinary dog. Far from it – this is a talking dog! Heck, even better … Mishka is a talented singing Husky who puts most of today’s pop artists to shame <Bieber>.

With help from the magical iPad and the La Di Da application, Mishka the Talking Husky performs an auto-tuned canine classic that’s sure to make more than a few bubble gum artists <Bieber> a run for their money. Check out Master Mishka at work …

And speaking of a run for their money … Mishka’s pop single Mishka’s Song, just dropped on iTunes this week. At 99 cents, we hope Mishka’s Song will gross more than that annoying teenage freak’s <Bieber> sorry excuse for music.

ROCK ON MISHKA … next stop = Glee!

(via urlesque)

September 30, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, Music, News | 5 Comments

This Is A MacBook, Literally – plus Recap Week Of September 20

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September 20 – Pocket God Honors Its Fans With Hysterical ‘Update Song’ [Music Video]

September 21 – From The Projects To Your iPhone – Four FREE ‘Bed Intruder Song’ Apps [Downloads]

September 22 – Intense. Violent. Extreme. – Cage Fighting Marshmallow Peeps Brawl In New App

September 23 – Free Full Version ‘Word Driven’ iPhone Game Using Our Secret Code ($2 Value)

September 24 – Woman Uses iPhone To Determine “Quality” Of Her Boobs [Video]

September 25 – Bacon, Lifesaver & Half Circuit – Random iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]

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A Literal MacBook

(via 9gag)

Technorati Tags: iPhone,MacBook,iPad,Apple,App Store,KRAPPS,Humor,Comedy

September 26, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 1 Comment

Bacon, Lifesaver & Half Circuit – Random iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]

Our latest selections of iOS 4 iPhone 4 home screen wallpapers may seem random, but … uh … hmmm … oh, what the heck – they are random. Call them super cool random iPhone iOS 4 wallpapers. All are 640×960 in size so they look killer on your home screen.

[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]

Bacon – no iPhone is complete without at least one bacon wallpaper … this is the first bacon-themed home screen wallpaper we’ve seen, so naturally we had to grab it.