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Pussy Lovers, Tits And Boobies – The Joke Is Over, Banned!
caprice [kuh-prees] –noun : a sudden, impulsive change in the way one thinks or acts; freakish notion; whim
Yesterday we ran an article about two curiously named iPhone apps … Pussy Lovers and Tits And Boobies. Obviously the titles are a play on words and the apps are best served as practical jokes. Come on Mensa, did you really think you were getting vagina pics?
Pussy and boobies developer Samir Roy stated to us that his two apps are doing very well. Within 24 hours of release, each of the apps landed in the top 10 of their respective category. Currently Pussy Lovers is the #6 Free Lifestyle app, while Tits And Boobies is #3 in the Free Eduction category. Samir indicated that Pussy Lovers and Tits And Boobies have enjoyed nearly 300,000 combined downloads within 11 days of going live.
But like the tale of Romeo and Juliet, this love affair with pussy and boobies has a tragic ending … Pussy Lovers and Tits And Boobies are being removed from the App Store. Apple has made a sudden and impulsive change … the apps have been deemed inappropriate for the App Store. Apple’s logic (we use the term loosely) is that both Pussy Lovers and Tits And Boobies do not contain content that match the title. Samir inquired if he updated the apps with images of vaginas and breasts, could he receive Apple’s approval using the same title (funny guy that Samir). Apple made it clear, they are not asking him to include pictures of vaginas … and gave a “maybe” on breasts. Understandably, Samir is frustrated … guess he’ll need to pull the plug on his upcoming app Big Cocks (roosters).
At the time of this writing, Pussy Lovers and Tits And Boobies are still available for download … but you better hurry … the joke is almost over.
Magical Interview With Three Wolf Moon Licensor Michael McGloin [Part 1]
Three Wolf Moon (3WM) … a T-Shirt, featuring three wolves howling at the moon. The shirt is sold on Amazon.com and after numerous satirical reviews, it became an Internet phenomenon (Internet meme). Reviewers claim the shirt gave them magical powers and 3WM quickly became the top selling apparel item on Amazon.com. In an October episode of NBC’s The Office, Dwight wears the shirt to a wedding a successfully picks up a girl.
Apple recently approved the official 3WM app [iTunes] … Three Wolf Moon HowlTone Generator [KRAPPS review] … which generates custom howling ringtones for your iPhone. We spoke with Michael McGloin, Creative Director of The Mountain (the company which produces the 3WM shirt), regarding why on Earth would he get into the competitive iPhone app business.
Below is part 1 of our interview … part 2 publishes tomorrow (hey, we try to limit our posts to 500 words or less – more time for you to do other stuff).
KRAPPS: First off, congrats on the release of the Three Wolf Moon HowlTone Generator app. We’ll get to that in a bit, but we were curious about this Brian Govern character … the dude who posted the very first review of the Three Wolf Moon shirt on Amazon which started the phenomenon … have you ever met him? You should probably buy him a beer.
Michael McGloin: Yep … good old Brian Govern. We haven’t met in person, but we’ve talked on the phone a bunch and I just sent him a box of 3WM for his family for Christmas. ROFLCon contacted me to speak at their conference in April, so I invited Brian, along with the Three Wolf Moon artist, Antonia Neshev, and the guy who did the Three Keyboard Cat Moon t-shirt to join me on the panel. So I look forward to meeting Brian for the first time in person this April. And just a side note, The Mountain will be producing the official ROFLCon T-Shirt.
Cool. Looking at the ROFLCon lineup, it should be a kick ass time … a lot of big time internet meme peeps. Anywho … let’s talk about your new app. You got a good thing going with 3WM … pumping out like 1 billion shirts per hour … why jump into the competitive iPhone app market?
Simple – I’m a MacHEAD. I have and love my iPhone. I stood in a massive line for the first generation iPhone and have been using Apple products for more than 18 years now at The Mountain and in my personal life. To have an iPhone app makes my life complete.
Nice … good to hear your life is now complete … the iPhone is cool like that. So tell us about your business background … how did you get into this whole T-Shirt thing?
I started printing shirts 20 years ago when T-Shirt Art Licensing didn’t really exist yet. I had my own T-Shirt company called Artwear. I sold shirts at Phish and The Grateful Dead shows and in the process, built a great client list. I was then asked by the partners of The Mountain to come aboard and build a print shop so they could sell to their retail stores. I built the company with the help of a team of great artists and great friends. We quickly figured out methods of printing that no one else was using. This led to making shirts for The Dead (while Jerry was still alive), Bob Marley (Family) and Jimi Hendrix (Estate). We later expanded into Native American themes, then Animals and Fantasy. It was always my goal for the original design artist to get paid for every shirt that goes out the door and that stands true to this day at The Mountain.
Right on … classy move having the backs of the artists who actually made the T-Shirt design. Tell us about your deal with Element Skateboards. Seems way different than making unicorn shirts.
The Mountain has been working with some great companies, like Element Skateboards, building our brand and expanding our product line through licensing the core team of artists on our line. We are now on our third skateboard deck series with Element and every year more and more skaters, boarders and skiers send us pictures of themselves in our gear. It’s a great feeling to have the support of that demographic.
[That concludes Part 1 of our interview. Stay tuned for Part 2 tomorrow, when we’ll discuss details about the Three Wolf Moon iPhone app development and programming process.]
WTH Apple! ‘Pussy Lovers’ And ‘Tits And Boobies’ Apps?
We received a tip from the folks at Just Another iPhone Blog … they spotted something scandalous and thought we should be all over it. A new app was recently approved by Apple … Tits and Boobies.
The description reads as follows …
These tits and boobies are wide exposed and open to nature. You can see them as God intended to be viewed in their real forms.
Seriously, WTH!! … wide exposed and open to nature. Holy shit … visions of exhibitionists and nudist camps raced through our heads. Lately we’ve seen a lot of apps with sexy titles attempting to draw viewer attention (mainly boobs), but since tits is a first for Apple, we decided to investigate further.
We checked out the developer responsible for Tits and Boobies … Samir … and what we found was even more shocking than the original tip. From the same developer, Apple approved … Pussy Lovers.
The description reads as follows …
If you love pussy, this application is for you. Each and every pussy is more and more tight and super tempting.
OMG!! … tight and tempting pussies? Apple has completely gone insane. Thinking in lieu of cash bonuses this year, Apple passed out some hairy buds from Humboldt.
For the first time ever, we were intimidated by an app … scared to download both Pussy Lovers and Tits and Boobies. But we did, for the sake of this article and our viewing 
audience.
As we scanned through Pussy Lovers and Tits and Boobies, a reoccurring thought went through our heads … a scandalous tip? – FFFFUUUU Just Another iPhone Blog!
Just look at this Brazilian Pussy and a Great Tit … FFFFUUUU!
Recap: Week Of December 21 – (plus Best App Ever Awards)
In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
December 21: Once Rejected Minipops App Is Now Approved With No Changes
December 22: Sex Position Calculates Optimal Shagging Positions, Includes Instructional Graphics
December 23: Apple Preaches Safe Sexting, Approves Safe Sexting App
December 24: Cuddle Up With Your iPhone And Enjoy The Worst Holiday Movie Ever
December 25: Steve Jobs Makes An Elf Out Of Himself – Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!
December 26: A Drunk And Electrocuted Santa For Your iPhone
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Oscars, Grammys, Emmys, Razzies, ESPYs … blah, blah, blah! What you should really check out is the iPhone equivalent, the BAEAs – better known as the Best App Ever Awards.
For the second year in a row, the folks over at 148Apps.com are running their Best App Ever Awards which help recognize and publicize the best apps available across 55 categories. And the categories are not just your typical boring crap like Best Game or Best Education App … oh wow! They range from Best Artistic Expression App … to Best Feel Like A Local App … to Most Creative Use Of iPhone Hardware … to Most Innovative App.
Also what’s cool about the Best App Ever Awards is that the voting is done by you … not some dorky panel of dicknose judges who think they know it all. You’re involved in both the nominations and the final winner selections. Below is the timeline for the 2009 awards:
Now through December 31 – Nominations accepted
January 1 – Top 10 nominees announced for each category and Best App Ever
January 1 through 31 – Voting open
February – Winners announced at Macworld Expo 2010
Additionally, we are stoked to be part of this year’s Nomination Committee. Although there were no appropriate categories for the majority of apps we feature (which is a GOOD thing), we had a fun time submitting apps we use on a daily basis.
So check out –> http://bestappever.com/nom/ and throw in your favorite apps to the nomination mix. Then check back in January to vote for the final winners. Plus by participating in the Best App Ever Awards, you’ll surely discover some killer apps you might have missed.
A Drunk And Electrocuted Santa For Your iPhone
Hope everyone had an awesome Christmas yesterday! Santa Claus did a great job delivering presents to all those on his “Nice List” (we got screwed, we got coal). No reports on TMZ of any crazy Christmas capers or other Santa sleaze (unlike Tiger Woods, Santa stopped at three ho’s) … so it looks like the Big Guy completed another successful 
worldwide delivery run this year.
So what does Santa do now … the day after Christmas? DRINK! – A LOT! Not just one or two or twelve or twenty four drinks … we’re talking a full blown alcohol binge that would make even ex-NBA freak show Dennis Rodman look like a virgin bride all dressed in white (oh wait, Rodman does look like that).
Of course Santa’s December 26 drunken escapades are no secret and as such, there’s an app for that … Drunken Santa Klaus.
Now while you can’t stop Santa from getting blitzen (see what we did there), you can help a brother out by keeping him on his feet and avoid ending up face down in a gutter, sleeping in jolly puke … or worse, dead electrocuted Santa! So check out the Drunken Santa Klaus video below and help Santa deliver a very Merry Christmas 2010.
Steve Jobs Makes An Elf Out Of Himself
What’ the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa stop after 3 ho’s!
Ha! Ha! … sorry about the obligatory Tiger Wood Christmas joke … and on that note, all of us here at KRAPPS wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Of course, no Christmas greeting would be complete without a Steve Jobs version of ElfYourself … and yes, there’s an app for that! Check out Steve making an elf out of himself with the Super Dance Elf Christmas iPhone app … kinda of disturbing if you ask us!
Cuddle Up With Your iPhone And Enjoy The Worst Holiday Movie Ever
Ahhh, it’s Christmas Eve. Santa is busy navigating his sleigh as he delivers presents to all the good little boys and girls. Children eagerly await his arrival, leaving the traditional fare of milk and cookies. The tree is trimmed, the stockings are hung, the fireplace is roaring … and soon, the classic “The Night Before Christmas” story will be read as the kids settle down for bed. Hmmm – kids going to bed … the best part of Christmas Eve (or any day for that matter) since it means alone time for mommy and daddy … YES!
So in efforts to keep the holiday spirit alive, while taking advantage of your Christmas Eve alone time … we have a suggestion – an app suggestion of course. Throw on the Snuggie, float an extra shot of rum in your eggnog, cuddle up with a loved one next to that roaring fireplace and launch the Santa Claus Conquers The Martians app.
Seriously, any douche can watch “Miracle On 34th Street”, “It’s A Wonderful Life” or “A Christmas Story” … but why be BORING? Santa Claus Conquers The Martians delivers 110% Christmas crap … just read these rave reviews:
“Like a car accident unfolding before your eyes, it’s impossible to look away” – RottenTomatoes.com
“There isn’t some other film more deserving of the title Worst Christmas Movie Ever” – StompTokyo.com
“Another charming part of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is its rock bottom production vales. All of the sets have a two-dimensional feel” – CoolCinemaTrash.com
Originally released in 1964, this cult hit has been beautifully reformatted and optimized by developer Jacob Schwartz so it plays seamlessly on your iPhone. For a mere 99 cents, you get 81 minutes of holiday horror … plus movie quotes, credits, a synopsis of the film and 11 movie-themed wallpapers. Oh, almost forgot … it also is the film debut of Pia Zadora (of Penthouse cover fame) and includes a reindeer named “Nixon” … too cool!
What a freaking bargain for oodles of tasteless holiday joy (and Pia Zadora), conveniently stored on your iPhone. Yeah, Santa Claus Conquers The Martians is literally a no-brainer purchase … or is it? Meh …enough already with the leg lamps and suicidal businessmen … start your own Christmas Eve tradition with Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.
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