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Apple Approves Orgasm Radio – Streaming Live Sex & Live Orgasms
“We have decided to remove any
overtly sexual content from the App Store”
The above announcement appeared in an official Apple email last February … informing developers that their overtly sexual iPhone applications were being removed from sale due to a reversal of policy. Over 5,000 apps were banned over the course of one weekend.
“We do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone.”
And that would be the famous Steve Jobs statement from last April.
And finally, the above would be Orgasm Radio … an application Apple approved just last week.
LMAO – nice to see Apple doing such a great job maintaining their “moral responsibility.” Want an app that is clearly overtly sexual, just check out Orgasm Radio’s description …
Launch Orgasm Radio and you’ll be treated to LIVE SEX and LIVE ORGASMS (yeah right)! Amazing how Apple deemed Orgasm Radio (advertised as “radio porn”) tame enough for their puritan App Store as the app reads like a marquee found on San Francisco’s red-light district Broadway Street. Perhaps Apple now feels porn is morally acceptable … just as long as you’re not watching it.
Brace yourselves … Apple’s new moral interpretation should certainly open the door for such “radio” applications as Doctor Drew’s Loveline, KOME and Playboy Radio … LOL!
Developer Slams Angry Birds & Doodle Jump To Help Promote App
Memo to developers … choose your words wisely. Slamming someone else’s application and customers within your app’s description makes you look like a TOTAL ASS …
LMAO …
This is not Doodle Jump or Angry Birds
but a serious app for success!
Ouch … boy those God’s-gift-to-earth ABuzz developers really know how to stick it to us childish loser gamers.
Get The Holiday Spirit With These iPhone iOS 4 Home Screen Wallpapers [Download]
Now that the Christmas holiday season are upon us … what better way to show your spirit than with the iPhone? Unless you’re a total scrooge, trimming your home screen with any of the iOS 4 iPhone 4 wallpapers below is the perfect way to celebrate. Each wallpaper is 640×960 in size … so they’ll look especially glorious on your iPhone 4. Enjoy!
[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]
Wrapping Paper Madness
Christmas Lights Goodness
Candy Cane Sweetness
Previous Overtly Sexual App Returns As Wallpaper App – Hot Mug Shots Wallpaper
Back in the good old days, when Apple approved such crap as “Asian Bikini Fart”, “Epic Boobs” and “Girls In Hand Bras” … there was a certain overtly sexual application catering to rednecks. Simply put, Busted Hot featured mug shots of hot chicks.
Since then, Busted Hot has been removed in the Great App Store Cleanup conducted by Apple in January 2010 … or has it?
Under the guise of an iPhone wallpaper application, Busted Hot has reared its ugly head … Hot Mug Shots Wallpaper.
With Hot Mug Shots Wallpaper it’s basically … same shit, different day. Pictures of women taken from law enforcement databases … packaged into an iPhone application … and sold for profit. Joy!
Not sure what Apple is smoking these days … but if previously banned products can now return as wallpaper, we should shortly see an onslaught of Drunken Girls and Beautiful Boobs WALLPAPER applications.
Antoine Dodson Bed Intruder Song Now An iPhone Game [Video]
He’s climbin in your windows – He’s snatchin your people up …
Hide your kids, hide your wife – Hide your kids, hide your wife
We freaking love Antoine Dodson and the Bed Intruder Song. Headline reads – “Bed Intruder Singer Moves Family Into New And Safer Home” … hells yeah! Dude goes from living in the projects … preventing a rape … going off in a local news interview … getting auto-tuned … Internet fame … Billboard Hot 100 … all the way to a brand new home. Atta boy Antoine!
And as the world takes notice of Antoine … so do app developers. Shortly after Antoine’s rise to fame, Bed Intruder Song soundboards began appearing in the App Store. Currently there are about a dozen of these soundboard applications available for the iPhone … allowing users to enjoy their favorite lines from Antoine right in the palm of their hand.
Meh, soundboards are so last month … the first Bed Intruder Song iPhone game has appeared for sale, appropriately called … Bed Intruders.
Bed Intruders mirrors the events from last July, in Hunstville, Alabama … where an intruder climbed through a bedroom window and attempted to rape Antoine’s sister Kelly. Only this time, Antoine is standing over Kelly’s bed, armed with a baseball bat … beating the shit out of those bastard intruders.
The game has this 8-bit tower defense retro feel and is integrated with OpenFeint providing leaderboards and 14 hysterical achievements like … “Got Yo T-Shirt” – defeat 200 intruders in one game … “You So Dumb, So Dumb” – losing a game … and “Snatched Yo Wife”.
Since Bed Intruders is not an “officially endorsed” application, the natural in-game music of Bed Intruder Song has been omitted (thus avoiding copyright issues) … however the developer (Mighty Rabbit Studios) is attempting to contact Antoine’s peeps in efforts to collaborate and include the must-have soundtrack.
Which brings up an even better idea … the Bed Intruder Song franchise! Besides video games, we can see Antoine Dodson figurines, plush toys, cereal, comic books, candy bars, trading cards and of course the ultimate … a Hollywood Motion Picture called “Run And Tell That, Homeboy!”
iPhone Sucks Compared To The Manslater [Video] – plus Recap Week Of November 22
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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
November 22: Pee Monkey Plant Bloom Sprays iPhone With More Golden Shower Goodness!
November 23: Hypnotherapy iPhone App Enlarges Your Penis [Amazing Video]
November 24: Oksana Grigorieva Used An iPhone To Record Mel Gibson’s Rage
November 25: Happy Thanksgiving! – We’re Talking To You!
November 26: Sperm Tic-Tac-Toe For iPhone … Enough Said [Video]
November 27: Turn Your iPad Into A Real Live Pinball Machine
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The Manslater
Damn … sure wish there was an app for that!
Turn Your iPad Into A Real Live Pinball Machine
“Think Outside The Box iPhone”
That seems to be the motto over at New Potato Technologies. These folks are just not satisfied with the iPhone and have launched a series of “appcessories”. With applications and physical add-ons from the company, you can turn your iPhone into a cycling computer, universal remote control or a slot machine. Our favorite appcessory is Pinball Magic … download the free corresponding app, slide your iPhone into a miniature cabinet and your iPhone is transformed into a realistic pinball machine … complete with a physical plunger and paddle buttons.
And now the iPhone’s big brother will be getting some arcade love as well … Pinball Magic for iPad!
Given its size, an iPad pinball machine totally makes sense. Larger paddle buttons and plunger increases the playability of this appcessory … plus it would look so damn cute proudly displayed in your home.
Brookstone.com has the iPad Pinball Magic appcessory for sale at $80 (iPhone version $40) … and makes a cheaper, unobtrusive alternative to having a full-blown pinball machine in the middle of your living room.
[via Oh Gizmo!]
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