Recap: Week Of January 25 – plus Non-Feminine Hygiene iPad Humor

krapps-ipad-lockscreen1 What? Oh that, the thing on the right? That’s our new iPad Lockscreen … we only use it once a month <sorry … couldn’t resist>.

In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

January 25: A Collection Of Ridiculous iPhone Boob Apps

January 26: Augmented Reality For Pizza – Seriously, Why?

January 27: Knife Dancing – First App To Offer “Buy One Get One Free” Code

January 27: iPad Is NOT Revolutionary! We Have The Picture To Prove It!

January 28: Girls, Toilet Paper And Batteries – Apps That Leave Us Confuzzled

January 29: OMG, This Screenshot Frightens Us, YEEEOW!

January 30: Apple Reverses Policy, Begins Removing Smut

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So as we implied above, this was a big week for feminine hygiene, courtesy of Apple’s new revolutionary product … iPad. The Internet has been flowing with iPad/iTampon jokes. So for a breath of fresh air, we present a couple of iPad items … totally unrelated to a woman’s menstrual cycle.

From Metin Seven at Sevens Heaven … his original “iPhad” illustration demonstrates just how easy it is to turn your iPhone into a full-fledged iPad … although the iPhone is still more capable as it includes a camera and the ability to make voice calls.

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And from the Funny or Die website, comedian Peter Serafinowicz (yes that’s a long last name – 12 letters) introduces the really really really revolutionary iPad.

January 31, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | Leave a Comment 

Recap: Week Of January 18 – plus Best App Ever Awards & iPhone Case Giveaway

iphone3g krapps 2 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

January 18: Official KRAPPS App Is Now Available – Full Of Kraptastic Goodness – get our totally FREE app [iTunes]

January 19: Drunken Girls – Another Proud App Store Moment

January 20: iChug Times How Fast You Chug A Beer – Frat Boys Rejoice

January 21: Apple Bans forChan Developer – Did Not Realize Web Browsers Can Access Porn

January 22: Sex Notifier App Helps You Have Undisturbed Sex

January 23: Mr. Dumb Go Down – Beavis & Butthead Meet A Reverse Doodle Jump

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Couple of cool happenings for you all to check out …

2009 Best App Ever Awards
As previously mentioned, our friends at 148Apps are holding their second annual Best App Ever Awards to help recognize and publicize the best apps available across 55 categories. So be sure to join in on the fun and vote for your favorite apps. The voting is open until January 31 … so you have 7 more days to cast your votes … get you butt over there now and vote! We did and can assure you it was a painless process.

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And if it’s anything similar to last year’s process … if you participate in the voting … you will get a promo code for a free iPhone app. Nothing official has been announced of course, but that’s the rumor swirling around, so you might as well jump on it. Get out of here – go vote!

iPhone Case Giveaway At iTito Designs
Remember our homeboy Tito? He’s the dude who created the really tight KRAPPS theme and wallpaper and actually just released an even cooler one (see below).

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Anyways, dude is running a contest in which he’s giving away iPhone cases of your choice. Basically all you need to do is review one of his themes (he has a ton of them) on your blog, vlog, YouTube or website. The best review wins two iPhone cases of your choice, plus Screen Protectors.

For complete details, visit the contest page and make sure to check out all the incredible themes and wallpapers at iTito Designs.

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January 24, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | Leave a Comment 

Recap: Week Of January 11 – plus Play Chess Elite, Win A MacBook Pro

iphone3g krapps 2 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

January 11: New iPhone App Can Be Programmed To Display Porn – forChan app (now banned)

January 12: Anti-Aging iPhone App – Don’t Laugh, Demi Moore Uses It

January 13: Get Live Streaming Mugshots On Your iPhone With Arrested Mobile Mugshots

January 14: iBoobOrButt – Cleavage And Crack Are So Confusing

January 15: uPoop – What Goes In, Must Come Out. But How Much Does It Weigh?

January 16: Monkeys In Space Delivers Galactic Goodness To Your iPhone

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Play Chess Elite, Win A MacBook Pro & Killer Other Stuff
ChessEliteSplash Now here’s how to run a contest … throw out a MacBook Pro as the grand prize … only worth like twelve hundred dollars … damn!

The folks at 99Games are holding a ridonkulous promotion for their iPhone game Chess Elite [iTunes – $3.99]. We estimated the total value of prizes to be given away … over two grand (again … damn)! A while back we reviewed the Chess Elite app and it totally kicks ass [read our review], so jumping in the contest action is a no-brainer.

Just shut up and tell me how to win!!! … The contest facilitates players to polish and hone their chess skills. Players need to compete against other players in the Chess Elite online community and increase their Elo Rating by winning against other players. Everyone starts with an Elo rating of 1,600 when they join the community.

There is no limit to the number of games a player can play simultaneously. Top players will be awarded with fabulous gadgets and the first player to achieve an Elo Rating of 2,500 will win a shiny new MacBook Pro. Standard Elo rating system is followed to compute the rating of players. More details at … http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elo_rating_system

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Prizes are as follows …

  • 1st Prize: MacBook Pro 13-inch 2.26GHz: First player to achieve 2,500 Elo
  • 2nd Prize: iPod touch 32GB: First two player to achieve 2,400 Elo
  • 3rd Prize: iPod touch 16GB: First three players to achieve 2,300 Elo
  • 4th Prize: iPod Nano 8GB: First players to achieve 2,200 Elo
  • 5th Prize: iPod Shuffle 2GB: First player to achieve 2,100 Elo

For complete details, visit the Rules & Regulations page. Or better yet, forget you ever read this so our chances of winning the sweet MacBook Pro are higher … HA!

January 17, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 6 Comments 

Recap: Week Of January 4 – plus bananas, boobs and sarah jessica parker

iphone3g krapps 2 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

January 4: Melt Away Your Snotcicles With The iPhone

January 5: MyGirl Brings Sexy Interactivity To The iPhone

January 6: “I See Naked People” With The Nude It App

January 7: Farting Boobs Approved – You’ve Gotta Be Kidding

January 8: Tiger Woods iPhone Linked To His Domestic Disturbance Incident

January 9: Bounce On For iPhone – 2D Sidescroller That Won Us Over

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If you follow us on Twitter (@KRAPPS), then you know that we enjoy finding weird shit on the Internet (given our name, seems obvious) … and damn, there’s a lot of it. For your viewing pleasure, here are a few of this week’s “gems” …

People Talking On Bananas.com … no clue, but apparently folks find humor in looking at people talking on these elongated yellow pieces of fruit … ok, gawk away.

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The Cleavage Caddy … guess this is one of the thousands of reasons why boobs are so awesome … they can support your wallet, iPhone, ChapStick and more.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse.com … so mean – so hysterical.

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January 10, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | 3 Comments 

Recap: Week Of December 28

iphone3g krapps 2 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

December 28: WTH Apple! ‘Pussy Lovers’ And ‘Tits And Boobies’ Apps?

December 29: Magical Interview With Three Wolf Moon Licensor Michael McGloin [Part 1]

December 29: Pussy Lovers, Tits And Boobies – The Joke Is Over, Banned!

December 30: Magical Interview With Three Wolf Moon Licensor Michael McGloin [Part 2]

December 31: Official LEGO App Released – Geeks Excited, Have Brickgasms

January 1: Random Steve Jobs Sock Puppet Show – Happy New Year!

January 2: Super Size Me – An App Of Epic Proportions (Be Scared)

January 3, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | 1 Comment 

Recap: Week Of December 21 – (plus Best App Ever Awards)

iphone3g krapps 2 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

December 21: Once Rejected Minipops App Is Now Approved With No Changes

December 22: Sex Position Calculates Optimal Shagging Positions, Includes Instructional Graphics

December 23: Apple Preaches Safe Sexting, Approves Safe Sexting App

December 24: Cuddle Up With Your iPhone And Enjoy The Worst Holiday Movie Ever

December 25: Steve Jobs Makes An Elf Out Of Himself – Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!

December 26: A Drunk And Electrocuted Santa For Your iPhone

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Oscars, Grammys, Emmys, Razzies, ESPYs … blah, blah, blah! What you should really check out is the iPhone equivalent, the BAEAs – better known as the Best App Ever Awards.

For the second year in a row, the folks over at 148Apps.com are running their Best App Ever Awards which help recognize and publicize the best apps available across 55 categories. And the categories are not just your typical boring crap like Best Game or Best Education App … oh wow! They range from Best Artistic Expression App … to Best Feel Like A Local App … to Most Creative Use Of iPhone Hardware … to Most Innovative App.

Also what’s cool about the Best App Ever Awards is that the voting is done by you … not some dorky panel of dicknose judges who think they know it all. You’re involved in both the nominations and the final winner selections. Below is the timeline for the 2009 awards:

Now through December 31 – Nominations accepted
January 1 – Top 10 nominees announced for each category and Best App Ever
January 1 through 31 – Voting open
February – Winners announced at Macworld Expo 2010

Additionally, we are stoked to be part of this year’s Nomination Committee. Although there were no appropriate categories for the majority of apps we feature (which is a GOOD thing), we had a fun time submitting apps we use on a daily basis.

So check out –> http://bestappever.com/nom/ and throw in your favorite apps to the nomination mix. Then check back in January to vote for the final winners. Plus by participating in the Best App Ever Awards, you’ll surely discover some killer apps you might have missed.

December 27, 2009 | Filed Under News, Recap | 5 Comments 

Recap: Week Of December 14 – (plus KRAPPS Theme by iTito Designs)

iphone3g-krapps-1 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

December 14: Surviving A Midlife Crisis And A Bolivian Cult, iSlinky Springs Into The App Store

December 15: iTunes – Featuring Sexually Explicit Descriptions For All To Read

December 16: How To SUCK At Selling iPhone Apps <—don’t miss this one!

December 17: iLust App Trains You To Be A Discreet Pervert

December 18: Official Three Wolf Moon App Brings Its Awesome Powers To The iPhone

December 19: When (8-bit) Dinosaurs Ruled the Land! – C64 For iPhone

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Big SHOUTS to our boy Tito (follow him @TheSkepticalGuy)! Dude has some mad skillz … creating really tight themes and wallpapers. There’s quite a variety to choose from over at his website iTito Designs, so be sure to check it out. A couple of our faves include Modern Warfare 2 and Homies.

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Of course our #1 favorite is the KRAPPS Pro Theme which includes … more than 70 icons, Lockscreen (lovin’ how it’s kracked), SMS Landscape Theme and UISounds (if you need more icons, Tito says to email him your request at Thetuberesistance@yahoo.com and he’ll hook you up).  You can download the KRAPPS Pro Theme at Tito’s website or Cydia. Do it … it’ll make you feel good!

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December 20, 2009 | Filed Under Recap | 2 Comments 

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