Doodle Jump iOS 4 iPhone Wallpaper Collection From Lima Sky [Downloads]

doodle-jump-iphone-wallpape DUDE! … it’s like Christmas in October … HOORAY!

Earlier this week, we introduced a set of Halloween-themed Angry Birds iPhone wallpaper  created by its developer, Rovio. Today we continue the giving from another kick ass classic App Store Hall Of Famer … Doodle Jump!

Minutes ago, Doodle Jump creators Igor and Marko Pusenjak of Lima Sky released some freaking sweet iOS 4 iPhone 4 Doodle Jump wallpapers … based on their latest Halloween update. Both home screen and lock screen versions are available for your doodling pleasure and are 640×960 in size … they’re optimized for Retina Display and will bring your iPhone 4 to a whole new level of coolness. And if you’re still waiting for that white iPhone 4 (nice job Apple) and stuck with the iPhone 3G(S), Lima Sky has you covered with 480×320 resolutions.

We are big fans of creative and unique iPhone wallpapers, so hopefully other developers will start issuing versions of their apps (hint, hint Pocket God).

[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]

iPhone 4 Lock Screen:

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iPhone 4 Home Screen:

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iPhone 3G(S) Lock Screen:

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iPhone 3G(S) Home Screen:

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Revenge Of The Nerds On Steve Jobs [Comic]

Oh that Lewis Skolnick … he’s a witty one, LOL!

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(via reddit)

Angry Birds iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper Collection & More [Downloads]

angry-birds-wallpaper Just in time for October 31 … Angry Birds developer, Rovio, has released some totally cool Halloween-themed iOS 4 iPhone 4 wallpapers based on their best-selling mobile game. Both home screen and lock screen versions are available for your downloading pleasure and are 640×960 in size … they’ll look killer on your iPhone 4. If you’re still kicking it old school with the iPhone 3G(S), check out the links below to download 480×320 resolutions for your iDevice.

[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]

Lock Screen:

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Home Screen:

Angry Birds Halloween Wallpaper iPhone Home

iPhone 3G(S) Lock Screen
iPhone 3G(S) Home Screen

And to continue the Halloween iPhone 4 wallpaper festivities … below are a few more treats for your home screen. Happy Halloween!

Halloween iPhone Wallpaper 1  Halloween iPhone Wallpaper 2

Halloween iPhone Wallpaper 3  Halloween iPhone Wallpaper 4

Girls With Guns Applications – Then And Now

Back when Apple was cool with selling overtly sexual content, the App Store was filled with all sorts of sexy weaponry iPhone applications. You could download – Hand Grenade Hotties … Girls Guns FartsGirls N Guns … Sexy Swords … and more.

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Well not so much anymore … Apple has opted for a pure, moral and virginal App Store. So if you want to capitalize on the hot chicks holding guns fetish, you have to sell it like the GUNS Wallpapers application …

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No plunging necklines … skirt hems at or below the knee … no bikinis or garters … girls in business suits with pulled back hair preferred.

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But are those really the “girls with guns” rules? Or just a misleading way of stealing the buyer’s money … show preview screenshots that have NOTHING to do with the app you are selling. According to “dale38”, that’s exactly the bait-and-switch sales technique the GUNS Wallpapers developer is using …

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“Misleading” seems to be the new trend with Apple … where app titles, descriptions and screenshots do not represent the actual application for sale. We highlighted these issues with Orgasm Videos, Lesbian Videos and Breast Videos … all applications which sucker buyers with false (sex) hopes. Hopefully Apple will put the kibosh on this unethical practice soon as you would think honesty would be part of Apple’s selling process.

Masturbation & Ejaculation Found In Talking Chuck Boy iPhone App [Video]

talking-chuck-boy-iphone-6 Another day, another Apple screw-up …

Talking Chuck Boy is an animated iPhone application from Beijing-based HugaoMobile in which users interact with the lovable character Chuck. You can kick, poke or hit Chuck … his eyes will fall out, he’ll get a bump on his head and eventually he’ll pass out in a bloody mess from your abuse. Talking Chuck Boy is described as, “Fun for everyone! Kids, adults, friends, co-workers, and more.” … curiously Apple rated this violent app suitable for ages 9 and above.

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Whoa! – Hey! – Hold on! … did you catch the 18 second mark of the video?!? Is Chuck choking the chicken?!? And what the hell is that white stuff flying around?!? Probably nothing since the app’s description says the “WC” button lets Chuck go to the bathroom.

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Yeah right! Upon further review in the video below … Talking Chuck Boy masturbating and ejaculating is certainly not suitable for 9 year olds. And if Apple is serious about banning overtly sexual apps … well then Cupertino, we have a problem!

Want This Digestive System Plush Doll By Yakult – plus Recap Week Of October 18

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

October 18: No Ordinary Fart App, Fartify Turns Farts Into Art!

October 19: Eminem, Kardashain & Others Become Bieber With Bieber Hair App

October 20: Victoria’s Secret For iPad Launches Making It iPad’s Sexiest App

October 21: Two More Excellent Grid-Style iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers [Download]

October 22: Woman Considers Lawsuit After Being Featured In Jersey Shore’s ‘The Situation’ App

October 23: Best Technology Headline Ever!

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Want This Plush So Bad!

OMG … totally want the cuddly pink digestive system plush doll from the new Yakult yogurt drink campaign “Love Your Insides”. Unfortunately Yakult is too busy making healthy drinks and have failed to begin production on this epic toy. We contacted Yakult with our dismay and upon receipt, will report their response (come on Yakult … these would make perfect Christmas gifts!).

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In the meantime, you can enjoy this little digestive dude in his infamous TV commercial called “True Love” … what would I do, without a friend like you?

Best Technology Headline Ever!

A curious headline from Australian news agency News.Com.Au regarding this week’s “Back To The Mac” media event by Apple.

We’re still talking about tablet computers … aren’t we?

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(via Buzzfeed)

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