Chocolate, Doodle & Gold – iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]

Today we bring you a delightful threesome (not that kind!) of super cool iOS 4 iPhone 4 home screen wallpapers. Our selections range from “Sweet” to “Bling” … and a bit of “iPhone Gamer Geek” in between.

As usual … all wallpapers are 640×960 in size so they look killer on your home screen. Which do you prefer?

[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]

Like iPhone For Chocolate … although your iPhone will be looking sweet with this wallpaper, it’ll still taste like ass.

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Doodle Jump Meets Home Screen … rumor has it that Doodle Jump developers, Lima Sky, sport this baby set as their home screen wallpaper (kidding … hell,  could be true).

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 Gold Bling Yo … chillin’ in da L-2-D-B? Snoop Dogg wood be down wit dis ill wallpaper, yo!

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Racy Pictures Of Apple Fanboy John Gruber Surface (Disturbing)

For those of you not familiar with John Gruber, he’s sort of like Kim Kardashian … a superstar celebrity … but in the geek world (Gruber is also sexier than Kardashian). He currently writes the wildly popular Daring Fireball weblog where you can discover the latest rabidly-pro Apple talking points … similar to a fanatical political site. Gruber has been described as … “The Ultimate Apple Fanboy”, “King Of The Apple Geeks” and “Apple’s Greatest Evangelist”. Hard to argue those labels, especially after seeing Gruber’s choice of swimwear. LMAO, makes a lovely wallpaper for your iPhone, don’t you think? Sooo SEXY!!

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Internet Happy Pills, It’ll Make You Feel Better – plus Recap Week Of August 23

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

August 23 – Tie Hot Knots For iPhone – Sexy Hot Chicks Tying Knots (LMAO)

August 24 – Sex Education App Uses Sexually Explicit Yet Acceptable Icon

August 25 – Warning – New Nigerian Scam

August 25 – 1990 vs 2010 – How Did We Survive Without The iPhone?

August 26 – Essential “I’m Crushing Your Head” Functionality Now Available On iPhone With AutoCrush

August 27 – Hang Your Apps Out To Dry With This Unique iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

August 28 – Polaroid Official iPhone App, InstantCam, Is An Embarrassing Failure

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Happy Pills … Internet Style

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Hang Your Apps Out To Dry With This Unique iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

It’s summertime here in Southern California and we’re lovin’ it! The skies are blue (never mind the lovely smog) … ocean water is warm … temperatures in the mid-90s (it’s a dry heat) … and our daylight is long. So naturally when we saw this next iPhone home screen wallpaper, we just had to shout it from the rooftops … then immediately add it to our collection of unique, super cool and undiscovered iOS 4 iPhone 4 home screen wallpapers.

[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]

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We love its breezy feel, vibrant colors and pink fullback granny panties … but most of all, the clever presentation of your applications hanging from the clotheslines.

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For those of you who live in harsher climates and suffer from seasonal affective disorder … this wallpaper just might be the cure to your winter depression … an endless summer on your iPhone (either that or move to SoCal).

P.S. – we have no clue who the author is of this kick-ass clothesline wallpaper … found it in some random tweet, on a random day, during our random life.

1990 vs 2010 – How Did We Survive Without The iPhone?

What a difference 20 years makes … although obviously the author of this hysterically true graphic does not own a revolutionary iPhone. If they did, steps #2, #3 and #4 would be streamlined into one and expanded to something like this …

2010 – 9:01 a.m.
Launch Shazam, discover what song is playing,
who sings it, the lyrics, artist’s biography, discography,
tour information, watch music video on YouTube four times

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Warning – New Nigerian Scam

A new Nigerian scam is circulating … don’t fall for it!

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Katie Price Launches Custom iPod Line Dressed In Bizarre iPod Outfit – plus Recap Week Of August 16

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

August 16: Motivated By Sex Sells Principle, Veteran Developer Publishes His Best App Ever!

August 17: Sicko For iPhone Lives Up To Expectations – Grossest App In The App Store

August 18: How Much Does Steve Jobs Really Love You?

August 19: Awesome Grid-Style iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper With An Obvious Twist [Download]

August 20: Convert Your iPhone Into A Nintendo Game Boy With Hard Shell Case From iPWN [Giveaway]

August 21: The Gravedigger For iPhone – Human Or Zombie, Who Will You Be?

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Find The iPods On Katie Price

Former glamour model, Playmate and current British celebrity Katie Price (aka Jordan) launched her new line of custom iPods the other day. To commemorate the occasion, Katie showed up at a London press event dressed in a strange alien-like catsuit … complete with an iPod tiara, iPod Nano earrings and a Shuffle resting peacefully in her cleavage. Below are unaltered images of this “unique” ensemble. See if you have better luck than us in spotting the Apple accessories … we can only make out BREASTS.   

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