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The iPhone Can Now Make Your Breasts Bigger – Pissed Off Boob Job Surgeons Demand Recall
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ … keep dat bullshit ROLLIN’!
Aside from Apple’s bullshit response to the iPhone 4 antenna issue (you’re holding it wrong) … there’s another disturbing trend out of Cupertino lately. Although the App Store has been cleansed from overtly sexual applications, Apple is perfectly fine with approving apps that are total scams … hair growth, wart removal, fat burning and more. There’s an app that helps you quit smoking by changing your cigarette’s flavor to ass … and of course the iPhone would not be revolutionary unless it made your penis happy and fixes erectile dysfunction. Oh and speaking or erections … there’s even an app which allows users to send hard-on’s to their friends as gifts – NOT KIDDING!
And now it’s time for boobs, breasts and titties … call ‘em what you want, the iPhone can now make them BIGGER with the Breast Enlargement Project application. HA!
Claiming to end the flat chest era with this app, Breast Enhancement Project promises to deliver bigger boobs after just 10 days of use. Apparently the app plays magical music … and if you listen to this magical music 20 times a day, for 30 seconds at a time … you’ll magically make you melons grow BIGGER!
Breast Enhancement Project even gives you an exact ROI … (20x/day x 30sec/day) x 10days = 100 minutes or 3 centimeters (approx one inch) of of boob growth … YEAH!
Of course there are the usual disclaimers … Breast Enhancement Project states that if you have a negative attitude, the magic music will not grow your titties … “as long as you believe "Breast Enhancement Project" , the fact will be confirmed.” AMEN!
[Disclaimer – Breast Enhancement Project is a serious application and is not meant to be used as a joke or gag. Like the aforementioned bullshit scam apps, Apple has classified Breast Enhancement Project as a Utility application, thus avoiding the obvious bullshit apps in the Entertainment category. CAPICHE?!]
iPhone Born In The Jungles Of Guatemala, Not Cupertino (Video Proof)
So after 13 years the truth finally comes out! This whole revolutionary iPhone idea … MEH, Steve Jobs ain’t so brilliant after all.
It was a dude named Dutch … covered in mud … deep inside the jungles of Guatemala. This is where the iPhone was born … this is where the vision began … from one ugly motherf*cker … iPredator!
[apologies to those attempting to view this Flash-based video on the iPhone … we failed to read the Steve Jobs “Flash Is No Longer Necessary” memo]
(via Buzzfeed)
Medical Ailment Linked To iPhone 4 [Comic Strip]
How can you tell you’re turning into an iPhone 4? By now the answer should be fairly obvious … but just in case there’s any confusion, check out this brilliant comic strip by Murray The Nut.
Donkey Kong iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper- plus Recap Week Of July 5
In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
July 5: Tap Tap Vuvuzela For iPhone – C’mon Tapulous, Make It
July 6: Disturbing New Way To Hold iPhone 4
July 7: Turn Your iPhone Into A Frickin’ Laser, Moving Fan, Real Flashlight And More
July 8: Ultimate Pac-Man iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper Collection [10 Downloads]
July 9: 100+ Ways To NOT Get Laid App Advices Users To ‘Shit In Their Bed’
July 10: LandFormer – Puzzles Undisguised [iPhone Game Review]
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Donkey Kong iPhone iOS 4 Home Screen Wallpaper
So a few days ago we presented an awesome collection of 10 different Pac-Man wallpapers (well technically 9 Pac-Man and 1 Ms. Pac-Man) … specifically designed for the iPhone 4 iOS 4 (640×960 size). Very cool stuff and chicks dig us cuz we now use one of the Pac-Man designs our home screen wallpaper.
But similar to Donkey Kong released in 1981 … a year after Pac-Man … the Donkey Kong iPhone 4 iOS 4 wallpaper once again follows in Pac-Man’s footsteps. Created by Geeky Gadgets reader Taylor Griffin, the Donkey Kong wallpaper is best suited for your iPhone’s home screen and cleverly integrates Mario, Pauline, Donkey Kong, girders, ladders, barrels and more.
Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save. Enjoy!
Ultimate Pac-Man iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper Collection [10 Downloads]
Gotta love graphic designer geeks. Yesterday the big boy tech blogs (Gizmodo, Engadget, TUAW, etc.) posted a killer Pac-Man iPhone 4 iOS 4 home screen wallpaper … which as far as we can tell, originated on a Japanese website (currently now working, the big boys broke it). So immediately the graphic designers got their panties in a bundle … saying how this Japanese version was crappiely executed, didn’t resemble the original arcade game … basically a piss poor effort. They vowed to rebuild it … making it better than it was before … better, stronger, faster.
For convenient download and to satisfy your inner Pac-Man mania, below is a collection of “better, stronger, faster” Pac-Man iOS 4 wallpapers which were all created and released within 24 hours of the original Japanese version. If you suck at making decisions and want all ten Pac-Man wallpapers CLICK HERE for a ZIP file.
[please note: all images are the proper 640×960 size for iPhone 4 iOS 4 and designed to be used as home screen wallpaper … download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the desired image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save.]
Original Pac-Man Wallpaper From Japanese Website Madin
The one that started this current craze … now we wait for Donkey Kong, Space Invaders, Frogger, etc. … come on geeks – if you build it, they will come!
Pac-Man Wallpaper From Gizmodo Reader kdlc
Pac-Man & Ms. Pac-Man Wallpapers From Kal Michael
Pac-Man Wallpaper From Geeky Gadgets Reader Taylor Griffin
Pac-Man Wallpaper From Gizmodo Reader M3tALHaz3
Pac-Man Wallpapers From Jeffrey Carl Faden
Disturbing New Way To Hold iPhone 4
Ahhh, the Apple fanboy … plastering Apple stickers on every inch of their car …. obsessing over all things Apple, all the time … when Steve Jobs says “JUMP!”, they respond, “how high?”. But most important … never admitting fault with Apple, ever.
So when informed they’re holding the iPhone 4 wrong … Apple fanboy takes every drastic measure to follow the brainwashing preaching of Steve Jobs. Yeah … you can always tell who’s the real Apple fanboy … they show it with pride.
(via MakeUseOf)
Tap Tap Vuvuzela For iPhone – C’mon Tapulous, Make It
Screw Nickelback, Bieber and Gaga … Tapulous should so add this game to their Tap Tap series of music games … Tap Tap Vuvuzela … game lasts 90 minutes – don’t miss the first note or you are so effed!
(via Kotaku)
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