Boogers … Everything You Wanted To Know And More – plus Recap: Week Of June 14

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

June 14: 69 Positions Becomes First Sex Position App To Include Threesome Variations

June 15: Taito Corp. Launches Seven Space Invaders-Themed Utility Apps, All Free

June 16: Developer Uses App To Lash Out At ‘The Moral And Hypocritical Swine Of The World’

June 17: Help Me Poop – The iPhone’s First Laxative

June 18: AutoVerbal Talking Soundboard Gives A Voice To Those Who Can’t Speak

June 19: Hollywood Hospital – Time Management Meets Tinseltown [iPhone Game Review]

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A Brief Guide To Boogers

After reading this infographic, we realize we’ve taken boogers for granted. Not just simply an object for flinging … boogers are indeed fascinating. LOL … too much information!

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(via OnlineSchools)

June 20, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 3 Comments 

Worst Walmart Sale Display Ever – plus Recap: Week Of June 7

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

June 7: Inexpensive In-Car Entertainment System With SeatBuddy iPhone Stand

June 8: App Diagnoses Cauliflower-Shaped Bumps & Other Strange Growths On Your Genitals

June 9: Cheap Bastards Rejoice – Best Bang (not a sex app) Helps You Get Drunk For Less

June 10: Hershey Throws First Punch In Milk Fight, Files Complaint Against iMilk Developer

June 11: Three iPhone Apps That Prove Soccer Fans Are FREAKS

June 12: Apps Gone FREE Or On Big Sale – World Cup Soccer Edition

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Blowout Special … EWWW!

Talk about inappropriate for a sale on laxatives – smooth move Ex Lax! Well at least there’s no condoms in the bin … and look, good thinking … toilet paper nearby.

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June 13, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | Leave a Comment 

App Diagnoses Cauliflower-Shaped Bumps & Other Strange Growths On Your Genitals

[editor’s note: advanced apologies if you are reading this right before, during or immediately after a meal]

Remember the story about the iPhone saving some dude’s life? American film producer Dan Woolley was buried alive under a pile of rubble, after the massive earthquake that hit Haiti last January. Dan used the light from his iPhone to identify injuries to his leg and the Pocket First Aid & CPR app to treat head and leg wounds and managed shock. He survived being buried for 64 hours.

Impressive? MEH! … we’d like to see Dan get out of a real jam, like diagnosing cauliflower-shaped bumps on his penis.

Take this perfectly ordinary scenario … you’re out clubbing, it’s late, the beer goggles are in full effect, you wind up with some skank and have unprotected sex. Next morning, the sobering reality sets in … you had unprotected sex with some SKANK! What would MacGyver do?

Well remember folks … with over 250,000 available apps for the revolutionary iPhone, there’s sure to be an application for sluts like you … check out After Sex.

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After Sex is a health app dedicated to diagnosing unnatural growths on your penis or vagina. In the Symptom Checker section of the app, simply select the offending intruder (blisters, cauliflower bumps, round bumps or open sore) … then choose the color of discharge you are experiencing (white, yellow/green or dark/bloody) along with pain location (in buttocks, while urinating, in genitals, etc.) and type of discomfort (strong odor in urine, diarrhea, nausea, etc).

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Based on your symptoms, After Sex will return a list of possible sexually transmitted diseases (STD) … syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc … as well as the nearest clinic where you can seek further treatment. This info will supposedly make you feel better.

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After Sex is currently FREE … which is nice and all that, however do you really want to get to the point of even contemplating a download? Nah … live life by the wise KRAPPS saying … before you spank her – cover your wanker!

June 8, 2010 | Filed Under Health | 7 Comments 

iPhone Balls (Disturbing) – plus Recap: Week Of May 31

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

May 31: iZombie T-Shirt Features Epic Zombie Apple Mashup – Available Today Only, $9

June 1: Weighing Yourself With An iPad Easier Than With An iPhone [Concept]

June 2: $450 Crap App Becomes #3 Grossing Application In Less Than One Day [Just Wrong]

June 3: Durex Baby App Screams, WEAR A CONDOM! [Video]

June 4: App Makes Cigarettes Taste Like Shit, Helps You Quit Smoking

June 5: Truckers Delight: Episode 1 – Um, Yeah, Wow, Um, Hey [iPhone Game Review]

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iPhone Balls – EWWW!

Interestingly enough, penises have played an integral role on the iPhone. We’ve featured an app that turns your iPhone into a penis … an app that worships penis … even a game that’s a real kick in the penis – Ow My Ballls!

But the aforementioned apps pale in comparison to the new iPhone Balls case which literally features dangling testicles. LMAO … WTF … well, at least there not blue.

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(via Buzzfeed by Hot Hot Japan Hot)

June 6, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 5 Comments 

Weighing Yourself With An iPad Easier Than With An iPhone [Concept]

With apps like Finger Scale, Touch Scale and iScale … using your iPhone as a digital scale to weigh stuff is a reality.

But obviously due to the its diminutive size, using an iPhone as a digital scale is fairly impractical. While it’s nice to weigh envelopes, coins or diamonds … what we really want to weigh is the KRAPPS temple, our smokin’ hot bod. The shit below simply doesn’t work …

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But as Steve Jobs describes the iPad as “magical” … so are its possibilities … like iWeight found over at Thili …

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Although just a concept … you know some developer will attempt to capitalize on human stupidity and submit iWeight for approval. Don’t laugh … Apple did approve the genital wart healing app, Wart Healer, so it’ll be no surprise if iWeight appears shortly at an App Store near you.

(via Walyou)

June 1, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, News | Leave a Comment 

Let’s Talk About Sex Baby, The Apple Way [Video]

This is for all you Apple fanboys … those who iEat, iSleep and iBreathe Apple. The only way you know how to iCommunicate … with iDevices.

Explaining iSexuality – the Apple way …

 

May 24, 2010 | Filed Under News | Leave a Comment 

Recap: Week Of May 17 – plus Steve Jobs Had Wicked Body Odor & Other Fun Facts

Ad-Krapps-170x170 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

May 17: iPhone Moves Nuts, Dominoes And Other Stuff With This Useful App

May 18: Stick Skater – Insane, Addictive & Realistic iPhone Skateboarding Game

May 19: Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates – Geeks At Play [Comic]

May 20: BOINK – Using Bump Technology For Sex

May 21: Farting Grandmas Prove Apple’s Commitment To Quality Apps

May 22: KRAPPS of Defense! – Crap Of Defense Review (Redundant)

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Steve Jobs Had Wicked Body Odor … And Other Fun Facts

Steve Jobs – the Man, the Myth, the Legend. You might know him as the co-founder and CEO of Apple … but did you know that he was a college dropout? … or he had wicked BO? … or he wears a size 14 shoe?

Check out the infographic below from Online School for more whacky Steve Jobs facts.

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May 23, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 1 Comment 

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