Recap: Week Of February 1 – plus Big Sale On These iPhone Games

iphone3g krapps 2 In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

February 1: Smell Like Ass? The iPhone Can Help!

February 2: I Just Made Love – Use The iPhone To Tell The World Where You’ve Had Sex

February 3: Dad Gives Baby His iPhone As A Teether – Why?

February 4: Sorority Pillow Fights App – Must Resist!

February 5: Lusting After Armpits? Satisfy Your Needs With The Pits App!

February 6: LED Football For iPhone – Flashing Blips Excite Us

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Super Bowl Sale – Great Deals On Four Football Games 

We figure since many of you are in the mood for some football, we’d give you a quick heads up … there are some great bargains today on a few football games. These deals are only good for today … Super Bowl Sunday … so jump on them quick!

LED-Football-111 LED Football by touchGrove [iTunes] $0.99 –> FREE: This old school classic from 1978 is officially licensed by Mattel and plays awesome on the iPhone. Check out our review of LED Football 2 … but only after you downloaded the original version for FREE.

flick-kick-field-goal111 Flick Kick Field Goal by PikPok [iTunes] $0.99 –> FREE: Sort of like the kick-ass iPhone game, Paper Toss, but in a football kind of way. Don’t let the FREE price fool you … this game is all quality and wisely includes online leaderboards via OpenFeint.

NFL-2010-111 NFL 2010 by Gameloft [iTunes] $2.99 –> $0.99: This officially licensed NFL game was launched back in August for $7.99. Today only … 99 cents. Gameloft is a high quality publisher, so expect an extremely solid game. At less than a buck … just do it.

Madden-111 Madden NFL 10 by EA Sports [iTunes] $6.99 –> $4.99: Put it this way … everything EA publishes is golden. Madden is also officially licensed by the NFL and like most EA titles, sits in the Top 50 Paid Apps. Final motivation … $4.99 is the LOWEST EVER price for this game.

February 7, 2010 | Filed Under Recap | Leave a Comment 

Lusting After Armpits? Satisfy Your Needs With The Pits App!

Since it’s our job to report on the outer edges of the App Store, we come across a lot of really weird shit. And we’re not just talking farts, zits, vomit or boobs … those apps are totally tame compared to some of the subject matters we’ve seen. Got a fetish for old folks … check out the Sexy GrandMa app. Enjoy lusting after hammered chicks who are about to blow chow … iDrunken Girls is the app for you. Does hearing the 26 letters of the alphabet spoken in a sexual manner turn you on … then listen to the Sexy Alphabet app.

And the news keeps getting better for all you creeps … the fine folks at Keyvisuals have released something right in your wheelhouse. Raise your arms – it’s time to celebrate your  new freak app … The Pits.

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OMG … how did you know! Armpits … we love ‘em! It’s like we’ve died and gone to Heaven. Hundreds of armpits … all shapes, colors and sizes. Right there, conveniently on the iPhone for our viewing pleasure. Can you say … SEXY?!? 

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Love it? Honestly … we’ve never met an armpit we didn’t like … so naturally we just adore The Pits. Hopefully Keyvisuals will provide scratch and sniff functionality in a future update.

Oh … and pay no attention to the iTunes review below from Merk24 … dude just doesn’t know SEXY, but he does know LAME.

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February 5, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | 7 Comments