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Fart Studio Makes A Stink With Its Hysterical iPad Spoof Commercial [Video]
Nowadays we rarely write about fart apps … there are 27 bajillion of them, most suck and frankly, fart apps are so 2008 … <yawn> why bother?
But once in a blue moon, a fart app breaks wind that piques our interest and is deemed KRAPPStastic … like the recently released Fart Studio app [iTunes $0.99].
Fart Studio is a universal app which takes farting to a whole new level. It’s been called “the Cadillac of fart apps” and credited to having raised farting to an art form. With features like stealth farts, remote farts, visual effects and more … Fart Studio is positioned to be the leader in Methane iBombs.
But rather than bore you with a detailed Fart Studio write-up, we encourage you to check out the hysterical Apple iPad spoof commercial created by Fart Studio developers Conniption Entertainment. We’re not really sure what’s more impressive … the cutting edge technology behind Fart Studio … or the fact that Conniption could come up with 4 minutes and 36 seconds of ridonkulous material.
Football In The Groin Painfully Delivers 25 Reasons To Protect Your Genitals
Football In The Groin joins the ranks of the hysterically epic and former #1 iPhone game, Ow My Balls, in celebrating the most painful experience known to mankind … being hit in the genitals.
But unlike Ow My Balls, the nutshots of Football In The Groin are not packaged into a cool game or some other clever delivery method. Nope – cut the foreplay and just give us the excruciating good stuff … ball meets groin … over and over and over again. 25 of the most painful and hilarious videos to be exact … all packaged neatly into Football In The Groin for your viewing convenience.
These crotch clutching videos range from soccer to football, hockey to baseball … with appropriate titles such as “This Kid Will Never Have Children”, ”Beckham Versus The Scrotum” and “Baseball Hits Nuts.”
Football In The Groin made us laugh, wince and throw up a little in our mouth. It’s the kind of app that’s so wrong, it just works on so many levels here at KRAPPS … ouch!
Animal Sex App – Because Darn It, The App Store Was Really Lacking In Animal Porn!
In case you missed the memo, Apple now allows porn in the App Store … as long as the graphic sexual images do not involve human beings. Yes indeed folks, brace yourselves for the onslaught of animal pornography apps … with the first arrival appropriately named … Animal Sex.
Animal Sex informs and educates about reproduction in the animal kingdom. From goats to flies, meerkats to frogs, snails to hippos … Animal Sex details a wide variety of creatures and their sexual techniques. Wonderful, we feel smarter already.
Although flies and snails having sex is really not our thing … but since Apple seems to be cool with canine coitus and boinking bitches, we call first dibs and have already begun developing Humphrey The Humping Dog iPhone app!
Creep Alert … Snuggie + Macarena = Snugarena [Video]
Continuing their fine tradition of releasing strange, creepy and bizarre commercials, Snuggie has incorporated the 1996 pop craze, “Macarena”, into their latest advertising efforts … disturbing and wrong on so many levels! Is that guy looking at a Snuggie centerfold?!? Proceed with caution …
Move Over People Of Walmart, People Of Apple Have Arrived – plus Recap Week Of August 30
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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.
August 30 – Racy Pictures Of Apple Fanboy John Gruber Surface (Disturbing)
August 31 – Have Fun – Be A Turd – Play DoodleDumps For iPhone
September 1 – iPad Children’s Book “Farting Animals” Ensures Future Generation Of Fartaholics
September 2 – Chocolate, Doodle & Gold – iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]
September 3 – Play A Fetus Inside The Uterus With Womb Wizards For iPhone [Creepy]
September 4 – If You Sudoku, Sudoku 2 HD Pro is For You [iPad App Review]
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People Of Apple Celebrates The Fanboy
And you thought People Of Walmart is full of freaks … check out the new website, People Of Apple, for some completely nutjob Apple worshipers. From cutters, to iZombies, to Mactastic body modifications … People Of Apple celebrates everything that’s right wrong with being an Apple fanboy!
(via iPhone Savior)
If You Sudoku, Sudoku 2 HD Pro is For You [iPad App Review]
(written by guest author Tim Giron. follow Tim on Twitter @timgiron)
I think Finger Arts, the developers of Sudoku 2 HD Pro [iTunes $2.99] for the iPad (and Sudoku 2 [iTunes Free] and Sudoku 2 Pro [iTunes $2.99] for the iPhone/iPod Touch), may have missed a better name for these apps: Squeeeeeeee!doku. This is based on a conversation I had earlier this week that went something like this:
My Wife (the Nth level black belt Sudoku master): "What are you playing over there?"
Me: "Oh, I’m checking out Sudoku 2 HD Pro to writeup for KRAPPS this week. It’s also"
My Wife (notice that she is completing my sentence here): "available for the iPhone and iPod Touch. I play it all the time, it’s my favorite Sudoku app."
Me: "Well, now, you can also play it on the iPad and it looks great"
My Wife: "Squeeeeeeee!"
See, there it is, product marketing gold.
Having played it a bunch this week, I can see why it’s her fave. The app takes the familiar Sudoku game and gives it a friendly little spank in the form of a continuously decreasing multiplier that is used to generate a score. And if you’re going to have a score, you might want to compare your high scores to those of Bob from accounting and Yuri the yak farmer from, um, wherever yaks are farmed, right? You’ve got it, in the form of OpenFeint integration.
As I said before, the app looks great. In the Pro version, there are three different board styles: Tiles, Classic and Glass and you can play in either landscape or portrait layout. The free version doesn’t have the Glass style and can only be played in the portrait layout, but it’s otherwise the same game, giving you ample opportunity to try before you buy.
Lush ambient music and sound effects add to the enjoyment.
If you like Sudoku, I would definitely recommend giving this app a look, especially if you are playing on an iPad. If you don’t currently like Sudoku games, the added elements of scoring and such should give you a reason to give this one a try. It might just change your view of Sudoku forever.
Play A Fetus Inside The Uterus With Womb Wizards For iPhone [Creepy]
About a year ago, we featured two of the most bizarre apps we had seen to date … Carl The Dancing Peanut and Raoul The Dancing Pancake. Some really weird shit … and our logical conclusion was that the developers were on drugs.
Well never mind Carl and Raoul – they are so 2009. There’s a new King Of Crackheads in the App Store … Womb Wizards.
Although you would think so … we swear … none of the following information about Womb Wizards is made up. This is one seriously messed up and disturbing app. Hell, it freaks us out just talking about it. Yes, we’re afraid of Womb Wizards … very afraid.
In Womb Wizards, you play the role of an unborn child … yes, a developing FETUS. Your mission is to protect your mother’s womb from attacking wizards. It’s kill or be killed action … all taking place inside a woman’s uterus (lovely).
As you advance through the game, the fetus grows and you play different pregnancy terms by traveling deeper into the womb.
The app’s description is equally bizarre as the gameplay. Basically some pizza delivery guy wakes up to find an app mysteriously installed on his iPhone. The app is called Womb Wizards and it was installed by … you guessed it … a wizard. The wizard told him to publish the game in the App Store as a free app. The developer concedes that he doesn’t know why the wizard wants people to play this game and he’s hoping something cataclysmic isn’t about to happen. You can read the entire drug-induced tale and download this frightening game via the App Store.
Oh and on a final note … you gotta love the name of Womb Wizards’ developer. Just further proof this dude was high on crack when developing the game. Womb Wizard was developed and published by … High High … LMAO, fitting!
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