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Internet Happy Pills, It’ll Make You Feel Better – plus Recap Week Of August 23

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

August 23 – Tie Hot Knots For iPhone – Sexy Hot Chicks Tying Knots (LMAO)

August 24 – Sex Education App Uses Sexually Explicit Yet Acceptable Icon

August 25 – Warning – New Nigerian Scam

August 25 – 1990 vs 2010 – How Did We Survive Without The iPhone?

August 26 – Essential “I’m Crushing Your Head” Functionality Now Available On iPhone With AutoCrush

August 27 – Hang Your Apps Out To Dry With This Unique iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

August 28 – Polaroid Official iPhone App, InstantCam, Is An Embarrassing Failure

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Happy Pills … Internet Style

(via Inkslip)

Technorati Tags: iPhone,iPad,Apple,App Store,KRAPPS,Humor,Comedy

August 29, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | Leave a Comment

Katie Price Launches Custom iPod Line Dressed In Bizarre iPod Outfit – plus Recap Week Of August 16

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August 16: Motivated By Sex Sells Principle, Veteran Developer Publishes His Best App Ever!

August 17: Sicko For iPhone Lives Up To Expectations – Grossest App In The App Store

August 18: How Much Does Steve Jobs Really Love You?

August 19: Awesome Grid-Style iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper With An Obvious Twist [Download]

August 20: Convert Your iPhone Into A Nintendo Game Boy With Hard Shell Case From iPWN [Giveaway]

August 21: The Gravedigger For iPhone – Human Or Zombie, Who Will You Be?

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Find The iPods On Katie Price

Former glamour model, Playmate and current British celebrity Katie Price (aka Jordan) launched her new line of custom iPods the other day. To commemorate the occasion, Katie showed up at a London press event dressed in a strange alien-like catsuit … complete with an iPod tiara, iPod Nano earrings and a Shuffle resting peacefully in her cleavage. Below are unaltered images of this “unique” ensemble. See if you have better luck than us in spotting the Apple accessories … we can only make out BREASTS.

Technorati Tags: iPhone,iPod,Katie Price,Apple,App Store,KRAPPS,Katie Price iPod,Humor

August 22, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 4 Comments

This Is What Geek Porn Looks Like [Video] – plus Recap Week Of August 9

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August 9: Circuit Board iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers – Twice The Geeky Coolness [Download]

August 10: Learn Oral Sex The Apple Way With C*********s 101 [NC-17]

August 11: We Downloaded iSwimNude Because We Like To Swim Naked!

August 12: FU Apple Results In Huge Sales, Then Quickly Banished – Camera+ Pulled From App Store

August 13: White iPhone 4 Delay, The Real Reasons – Evil Orcs, White Supremacists & More [Comic]

August 14: This Is Why Steve Wozniak Rocks! [Video]

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Oh No! Geeks Gone Wild!

LMAO! From Revision 3 Internet Television … this is what happens when geeks get all sexed up and start shooting XXX videos.

Unboxing Porn – iPad Edition … it’s sexy, seductive and HOT HOT HOT!

Technorati Tags: iPhone,iPad,Apple,App Store,KRAPPS,Humor,Unboxing Porn,Comedy

August 15, 2010 | Filed Under News, Recap | 4 Comments

Parents Can Be Such Assholes – plus Recap Week Of July 26

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July 26: OMG! Double Rainbow All The Way Now Appearing In The App Store For Free!

July 27: The Legend Of Zelda iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

July 28: The Evolution Of Steve Jobs And Apple

July 29: New App Helps Users Achieve An Orgasm (Not A “Massage” App)

July 30: People Of Walmart Official iPhone App – It’s New, It’s FREE!

July 31: Farts, Zombies, Evil Unicorn, Pope, Chuck Norris, Hitler – All In One Epic iPhone Game

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Creative Parenting?

Watching Porn + Smoking Pot = Public Humiliation?

(via Buzzfeed)

Technorati Tags: iPhone,iPad,Apple,App Store,KRAPPS,Humor,Comedy

August 1, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, Recap | Leave a Comment

New App Helps Users Achieve An Orgasm (Not A “Massage” App)

Similar to our retro games iPhone iOS 4 wallpaper collection, we are accumulating quite a few “magical” applications. The reason we label these apps “magical” is because when we launch them, they do “magical” things to us … our boobs get bigger, hair grows faster, warts fall off our bodies, we lose weight, our penis gets erect and we quit smoking … seriously, no kidding – all these things happen to us because there’s a “magical” app for that!

Now in case you didn’t notice, the fifth “magical” effect was … our penis gets erect. Which is all fine and dandy, but who the hell wants to walk around with an erect penis all day … it ain’t all that. So in all honesty, we really don’t use the Fire Up Your Sex Drive app that much. Uhhh, that is until now … used with the Hypnosis To Enhance Orgasm Potential app … you be like a living, breathing, real life porn star!

Benjamin DeFoor is the developer of this hypno orgasm app … dude is an ACTUAL hypnotherapist who knows what he’s doing! Right there on his website it says … “All these apps work and are made by me, an ACTUAL Hypnotherapist.”

So yeah … it ACTUALLY works and helps you achieve an orgasm …

Like we alluded to … combine the Fire Up Your Sex Drive all day erection app with Benjamin’s orgasm app … it would behoove Vivid Entertainment to purchase iPhones and this application combo for all their male employees.

Technorati Tags: Hypnosis To Enhance Orgasm Potential,iPhone,Apple,KRAPPS,Benjamin DeFoor,App Store

July 29, 2010 | Filed Under Education, Entertainment, Health | 1 Comment

Only $495 Gets You This Classic Read From Amazon – plus Recap Week Of July 12

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July 12: Spanking The Donkey – We’re Still Talking About An iPhone Game, Right?

July 13: Medical Ailment Linked To iPhone 4 [Comic Strip]

July 14: iPhone Born In The Jungles Of Guatemala, Not Cupertino (Video Proof)

July 15: The iPhone Can Now Make Your Breasts Bigger – Pissed Off Boob Job Surgeons Demand Recall

July 16: “F*ck” Now Allowed In The App Store – Al Pacino Soundboard Proves It Repeatedly

July 17: Dig Dug iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper [Download]

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Recommended Reading – For IDIOTS!

Since you’re here, you probably know what we’re all about … KRAPPS = Crap Apps … the stupid, strange, whacky and weird of the App Store. Penis enlargers, baby killers, underage porn, etc.

But after seeing this next item, we’re thinking … screw the App Store, let’s start a site solely dedicated to all the shit Amazon sells. Like this $495 book … The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China … which isn’t really even a book, it’s a five hundred dollar PDF download about the future Chinese crappers – WTF?!?