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Girls With Guns Applications – Then And Now
Back when Apple was cool with selling overtly sexual content, the App Store was filled with all sorts of sexy weaponry iPhone applications. You could download – Hand Grenade Hotties … Girls Guns Farts … Girls N Guns … Sexy Swords … and more.
Well not so much anymore … Apple has opted for a pure, moral and virginal App Store. So if you want to capitalize on the hot chicks holding guns fetish, you have to sell it like the GUNS Wallpapers application …
No plunging necklines … skirt hems at or below the knee … no bikinis or garters … girls in business suits with pulled back hair preferred.
But are those really the “girls with guns” rules? Or just a misleading way of stealing the buyer’s money … show preview screenshots that have NOTHING to do with the app you are selling. According to “dale38”, that’s exactly the bait-and-switch sales technique the GUNS Wallpapers developer is using …
“Misleading” seems to be the new trend with Apple … where app titles, descriptions and screenshots do not represent the actual application for sale. We highlighted these issues with Orgasm Videos, Lesbian Videos and Breast Videos … all applications which sucker buyers with false (sex) hopes. Hopefully Apple will put the kibosh on this unethical practice soon as you would think honesty would be part of Apple’s selling process.
Want This Digestive System Plush Doll By Yakult – plus Recap Week Of October 18
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October 18: No Ordinary Fart App, Fartify Turns Farts Into Art!
October 19: Eminem, Kardashain & Others Become Bieber With Bieber Hair App
October 20: Victoria’s Secret For iPad Launches Making It iPad’s Sexiest App
October 21: Two More Excellent Grid-Style iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers [Download]
October 22: Woman Considers Lawsuit After Being Featured In Jersey Shore’s ‘The Situation’ App
October 23: Best Technology Headline Ever!
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Want This Plush So Bad!
OMG … totally want the cuddly pink digestive system plush doll from the new Yakult yogurt drink campaign “Love Your Insides”. Unfortunately Yakult is too busy making healthy drinks and have failed to begin production on this epic toy. We contacted Yakult with our dismay and upon receipt, will report their response (come on Yakult … these would make perfect Christmas gifts!).
In the meantime, you can enjoy this little digestive dude in his infamous TV commercial called “True Love” … what would I do, without a friend like you?
Models Cat Fight On The Catwalk [Video] – plus Recap Week Of October 11
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October 11: Chocolate, Cork Board & Bonsai Garden – iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]
October 12: For Only $40 This App Will Help You Become An Asshole
October 13: App Lets You Polish A Three Dimensional Turd – Why? [Now FREE]
October 14: First Grab Bag App Now Available – Will Anyone Buy It? [Mystery App]
October 15: Because Hot Chicks Smoking Cigarettes Make Us Horny – Smoking Girls App
October 16: Danger! Dodgeball, Will Robinson [App Review]
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Models Cat Fight On The Catwalk
Don’t worry if it’s real or fake (can be argued either way). Just enjoy these two Russian models who bear a striking resemblance to Ivan Drago in Rocky IV … I Must Break You!
This Is A MacBook, Literally – plus Recap Week Of September 20
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September 20 – Pocket God Honors Its Fans With Hysterical ‘Update Song’ [Music Video]
September 21 – From The Projects To Your iPhone – Four FREE ‘Bed Intruder Song’ Apps [Downloads]
September 22 – Intense. Violent. Extreme. – Cage Fighting Marshmallow Peeps Brawl In New App
September 23 – Free Full Version ‘Word Driven’ iPhone Game Using Our Secret Code ($2 Value)
September 24 – Woman Uses iPhone To Determine “Quality” Of Her Boobs [Video]
September 25 – Bacon, Lifesaver & Half Circuit – Random iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]
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A Literal MacBook
(via 9gag)
ShamWow Guy Pimps Eminem’s “Recovery” To Success – plus Recap Week Of September 13
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September 13: Warning: Party In My Pants App Can Cause Injury!
September 14: Fumble! NFL Manages To Piss Off Customers With Their Debut App
September 15: Even In Prison, Lil Wayne Rocks The iPhone With These Noteworthy Apps
September 16: Rack Stare App Helps You Stare At Boobs Without Getting Caught
September 17: Clever Window-Themed iPhone iOS 4 Wallpapers Fight Evil [Download]
September 18: The Gods Must Be Lazy [Godville iPhone Game Review]
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ShamWow Guy Pimps Eminem’s “Recovery” Album
American rapper Eminem has been blowing up this year thanks to his hit album “Recovery”. Released on June 21, “Recovery” is the fifth-best selling album of 2010 in the US, with two Billboard #1 singles. As of August 1, Eminem’s “Recovery” album has sold 1.83 million copies worldwide.
So what’s the secret to Eminem’s success? You would think a combination of talent, hard work and luck … but you’d be wrong. It’s all about the ShamWow Guy and the hysterical “Recovery” infomercial. Check it (bummer, the ShamPon is already sold out) …
Move Over People Of Walmart, People Of Apple Have Arrived – plus Recap Week Of August 30
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August 30 – Racy Pictures Of Apple Fanboy John Gruber Surface (Disturbing)
August 31 – Have Fun – Be A Turd – Play DoodleDumps For iPhone
September 1 – iPad Children’s Book “Farting Animals” Ensures Future Generation Of Fartaholics
September 2 – Chocolate, Doodle & Gold – iPhone iOS 4 Wallpaper 3-Pack [Download]
September 3 – Play A Fetus Inside The Uterus With Womb Wizards For iPhone [Creepy]
September 4 – If You Sudoku, Sudoku 2 HD Pro is For You [iPad App Review]
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People Of Apple Celebrates The Fanboy
And you thought People Of Walmart is full of freaks … check out the new website, People Of Apple, for some completely nutjob Apple worshipers. From cutters, to iZombies, to Mactastic body modifications … People Of Apple celebrates everything that’s right wrong with being an Apple fanboy!
(via iPhone Savior)
Racy Pictures Of Apple Fanboy John Gruber Surface (Disturbing)
For those of you not familiar with John Gruber, he’s sort of like Kim Kardashian … a superstar celebrity … but in the geek world (Gruber is also sexier than Kardashian). He currently writes the wildly popular Daring Fireball weblog where you can discover the latest rabidly-pro Apple talking points … similar to a fanatical political site. Gruber has been described as … “The Ultimate Apple Fanboy”, “King Of The Apple Geeks” and “Apple’s Greatest Evangelist”. Hard to argue those labels, especially after seeing Gruber’s choice of swimwear. LMAO, makes a lovely wallpaper for your iPhone, don’t you think? Sooo SEXY!!
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