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The Power Of Sushi – Does It Sell iPhone Apps?

The app’s description certainly sounds erotic … “sensual” – “delights” – “lips” – “sexy soundtrack” …

Presenting the most elegant and sensual culinary delights you ever had the pleasure of wrapping your lips around…

Features a sexy soundtrack featuring a user-controlled real-time dynamic audio equalization.

But come on … is Sushi Better Than Sex … really? No seriously … REALLY?

November 20, 2010 | Filed Under Lifestyle | Leave a Comment

Green Lantern iPhone iOS 4 Lock & Home Screen Wallpaper Pack [Download]

In honor of the much anticipated “Green Lantern” movie trailer (how’s that for buzz – even the trailer is being anticipated) debuting today in theaters with the premiere of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (name = annoying) … we proudly present the Green Lantern iOS 4 iPhone 4 wallpaper combo-pack.

Get ready now for next summer’s blockbuster “Green Lantern” movie (arriving June 17, 2011) by downloading this super sexy lock screen wallpaper … along with the matching home screen version.

Oh – and if you’re not planning to see the new Harry Potter film, check out the “Green Lantern” trailer below, shown earlier this week on Entertainment Tonight … should be epic!

[Download directly to iPhone’s camera roll by touching the image, press and hold the image on its new page and select save]

LOCK SCREEN:

HOME SCREEN:

November 19, 2010 | Filed Under News | 5 Comments

Developer Gifted With Special Talent Of Creating Useless App Store Crap

B.M. Worldwide (aka Brand Ambassador Group) is an iPhone application publishing company … and a stellar one at that! Their list of App Store contributions are quite impressive:

– Plants vs. Zombies knock-off … “Zombies vs. Bushes”
– Angry Birds knock-off … “The Angry Bird”
– Super hero sex app … “Super Hero Sex”
– A non-functioning “Coffee Warmer” app
– A penis enlargement app … “iGrow Male Enhancement”
– Tons of 5^th grade programming level soundboards

B.M. Worldwide has about 50 applications for sale … with an average rating of 1.5 stars and typical user comments as seen below …

Basically every app from B.M. Worldwide should be featured here on KRAPPS … enough material to cover the next 3 months. But rather than play favorites … we’ll just leave you with some eye candy, courtesy of B.M. Worldwide’s … Pocket Boyfriend – Stan The Man.

November 18, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, News | Leave a Comment

iGrow Male Enhancement App Adds Length & Girth To Your Penis

Did you know you can grow bigger boobs by using your iPhone? Yes you can! A wonderful application called Breast Enlargement Project [click here for our review] promises bigger boobs in just 10 days … hooray!

And not to be outdone by its female enhancement counterpart … the penis is happy as it now has an enlargement project as well … iGrow – Male Enhancement.

For only $5, iGrow gives results … adds length and girth to your penis … grows 1-4 inches in week! And even better, Apple appropriately rated it 9+ … so even 3^rd graders can grow their unit.

iGrow reads like one of those ridiculous late night infomercials …

This app will give you guaranteed results in just a few weeks!
This is the app that will truly change your life!
Girls will love it and you will be talk of the town!
It will be the best $ that you’ve ever spent!

LMAO …

“Dear Mr. Jobs … I am requesting a refund in the amount of $4.99 to my iTunes account as the iGrow Male Enhancement iPhone application failed to deliver its guaranteed results. Since the developer did not include refund instructions, please find the attached pictures of my penis which clearly shows no growth in length or girth. If further proof is required, I am available to provide this evidence in-person. Thank you for your attention in this matter.”

But alas, as iTunes user Zanderil points out … save your money and just Google it!

November 17, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment, Health | 6 Comments

New Angry Birdz Game Cons Its Way Into App Store – See What They Did There?

Crappy knock-offs can be quite comical. A simple letter change produces hysterical as … “Dolce & Banana” – “Adidaz” – “Cerona” – “Numa”.

Now you would expect to see these counterfeit brands traveling through Southeast Asia … but certainly not in the Apple controlled App Store, right? Haha … guess again! “Doodle Jumper” – “Doodle Drop” – “Pocket Devil” … and more, all approved by the keen folks at Apple (who apparently are not concerned with copyright infringements in their Thailand-like App Store).

But why stop at Doodle Jump and Pocket God? If you’re trying to profit from someone’s App Store fame, choose the best-selling mobile game ever – Angry Birds. Totally makes $en$e … just change one letter and Apple approves … Angry Birdz. [Calling dibs now -> Fruit Ninjaz, Kut The Rope and Tetriz]

“The all new Angry Birdz app is here!” … like it’s a bitching upgraded version of the real Angry Birds or something … LOL.

Or better yet … how about this gem from the app’s description …

LMAO – nah, no coincidence at all … naming your game almost exactly after the most popular App Store game ever. Yeah, thanks for the reassurance Dolce & Banana!

UPDATE –
It looks like Apple has pulled Angry Birdz for the second time already. We’re not exactly sure about the logic of allowing Angry Birdz back into the App Store, but that’s exactly what happened. The app was launched on Nov. 12 for the bargain price of $9.99. Pulled a few hours later … but reappeared on Nov. 14 at $0.99. Now Angry Birdz is gone … and following Apple’s brilliance, will probably be back shortly as a free app.

And in case you missed this wonderful scam and chance to throw away your money … below are a couple more blatant Angry Birds rip-offs … “Angry Solider” and “The Angry Bird”.

November 16, 2010 | Filed Under Games, News | Leave a Comment

LOL Collection Of Hilarious iPhone-Related Cartoons

If you have any bit of geek in you … then you must check out the very cool design and web-development website Smashing Magazine. More specifically and for some geek humor, check out the Smashing Cartoons section filled with clever and hysterical commentary about the current geek world.

Below are a few of our favorite cartoons … iPhone-related, of course.

This one seems a little harsh. Sure chicks dig us because we use the iPhone … but the real reason for ownership is the bajillion fart apps (and the Butt Scan app, of course!).

Since you’re already here, you should be well aware that the App Store has its fair share of problems with stupid, strange and overtly sexual applications. But rest assured, this is nothing compared to what goes on in the Android Market. Here’s one of the tamer examples … Masturbator Pro – the description reads: “With Masturbator Pro your cellphone becomes an excellent self-pleasure tool. You just need to start the program, set the vibration type to Continuous, Alternating or Random, and that’s it!”

Apple’s stock is at an all-time high … the iPad is a huge financial success and causing PC market pain … ~~zombie~~ loyal fanboys keep camping in overnight lines to secure the latest iPhone edition. Yeah, pretty much anything Apple touches turns to gold … so this scenario would certainly not be surprising.

November 15, 2010 | Filed Under News | Leave a Comment

Top 10 Cars To Get Laid In – plus Recap Week Of November 8

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In case you missed any of our perfect iPhone chaos, quick links to this week’s articles.

November 8: Analog Bacon Clock – No Pigs Were Harmed In The Making Of This App

November 9: no article – sick day (seriously, we were wrecked!)

November 10: Boob Ninja iPhone Game – Grab Boobs, Rack Up Points

November 11: #1 App In Germany Computes Your Condom Size – For Fun, Of Course

November 12: Butt Scan For iPhone – Safely Photocopy Your Bare Ass [Video]

November 13: This Is No Time to Lay Down Sally! [Sally’s Salon iPhone Game Review]

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Top 10 Cars To Get Laid In

[cue side 1, Led Zeppelin IV] <3 this movie!

We think it’s safe to say that most folks have had sex (involving another person) in a car. While the quality of the “auto erotica” experience is largely based on your partner, the type of vehicle also plays a huge role. Ever make love in a Pontiac Fiero? – freaking painful! How about a MINI Cooper? – it’s like a chastity belt!

Well the good folks at Ride Lust have put together a list of the top 10 cars to get laid in … think of them as beds on wheels. Below are the top 5 … click here to see the remainder of the list.

Shockingly, the Chevy Impala was not included and thus we can’t take this list seriously. Come on – have you seen the car? You could have a full on 10-person orgy in the back seat.

#1 – Cadillac Eldorado: Early to Mid-1970′s … a classic – on our bucket list.

#2 – Rolls Royce Phantom: Current Generation … sucker comes with a built-in bar, heated seats and a price tag higher than Lindsay Lohan’s cocaine bill.