I Just Made Love – Use The iPhone To Tell The World Where You’ve Had Sex

Not to be outdone by the Android, Apple has just approved and made available today for download the I Just Made Love iPhone app (yes fanboy … the Android had it first).

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Launched in October 2009 and with over 71,500 entries, IJustMadeLove.com is a website which allows users to announce their sexual encounters to a worldwide audience. By simply logging onto the site, users mark their lovemaking location in Google Maps … indicating the date and time of their shagging session, as well as other intimate details like place where you had sex, position you engaged in, was it your first time, did you use a condom and commentary on how was the encounter.

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IJustMadeLove.com should come as no surprise … absolutely every creepy thing anything can be found on the Internet. But only four days after Apple went on a massive sweep, removing sexy girly smut apps from the App Store … now we have humping bunnies on the iPhone? Seems a bit curious.

If you really think about it, I Just Made Love is really the perfect app. That romantic post-coitus ritual of eagerly grabbing your laptop and letting the world know you just did it … is now so much more convenient and efficient with the iPhone.

Launch app … select “Place Where You Just Made Love” (although numerous popular locations are missing – the zoo,  Disneyland, bathroom stall, etc.) …

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Then choose which of the six positions you accomplished (Apple-approved graphical representations included) …

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Go ahead and snap a photo for posterity (we don’t even want to know) … first time? condom? … add some commentary … and hit send. Simple as that.

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Don’t fret if you’re not getting any and unable to add to the love counter. I Just Made Love includes a global map so you can play Peeping Tom and get the juicy details.

They say the iPhone has changed the way we poop. Time to add boinking to that revolutionary list as well. Technology at its finest.

February 2, 2010 | Filed Under Entertainment | 5 Comments 

Smell Like Ass? The iPhone Can Help!

We come across a lot of useless apps … it’s the nature of our business. Use your iPhone as a hand warmer … to blow out a candle … to cut a pizza into evenly-sized portions. Apple keeps saying the iPhone is revolutionary … guess it depends how you look at it. Personally, we don’t need a $300 gadget to help us hail down a cab … waving our “free of charge” hand suits us just fine, thank you very much!

Body-Odor-1111 But every once in a while, we come across a really practical app that restores our faith in the  iPhone. Like this next application.

So we all know someone who smells like ass. The dude who hasn’t bathed in 25 years or that smelly someone who claims to be allergic to toothpaste. We’re talking nasty, foul body odor … commonly found on the crowded subways of New York or throughout Europe (been there, smelled that). And of course the age-old dilemma … how do you tell someone they smell like they’ve been using poo instead of shampoo. It’s not like you can just gift them a canary and if it drops dead, hopefully they’ll take the hint. These situations stink … talk about awkward!

Well thanks to our useful iPhone, awkward be gone … say hello to Got Smell?

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How brilliant is that? No more uncomfortable social situations. Simply plop in the offender’s email address and Got Smell? will take care of your dirty work.

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Now of course Got Smell is very gentle in their approach. Smelly dude receives a polite “You Smell” email with constructive tips on how to correct the odorly misconduct. Got Smell? is very civilized and a great way to avoid human interaction and confrontation.

But then again, with apps like MyGirl and Mega Girlfriend … isn’t that the real value of the iPhone … avoiding any and all human contact.

February 1, 2010 | Filed Under Health | 7 Comments 

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